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just-shower-thoughts: While growing up, the Bermuda Triangle seemed like a real threat for a while there. So you’re saying there is absolutely no threat there now or ever was?

just-shower-thoughts: Accidentally biting your tongue/lip is the real life equivalent of “It hurt itself in its confusion!”

just-shower-thoughts: Since there are no real monsters under your bed, what’s actually scaring you is your imagination. Therefore the monster that is scaring you is actually in your bed.

just-shower-thoughts: The Onion should do a factual article for April Fools to have everyone skeptical whether it is real or fake

setheverman: just-shower-thoughts: If the aliens invade there will be memes about it within five minutes when you knew aliens were real but you gotta act surprised

xoxoblu: setheverman: just-shower-thoughts: If the aliens invade there will be memes about it within five minutes when you knew aliens were real but you gotta act surprised @youllneverleaveharlanalive @trashfirefallon

just-shower-thoughts: If Earth is a real life game of Civilisation, America is going for a Cultural victory, China for an Economic one and the UK has failed at its attempt for an early Domination victory.

just-shower-thoughts: Kim Jong Un is the real life equivalent to Plankton

just-shower-thoughts: I worry that at some point in time when self driving cars are popular, cars will take a specific route just to ensure you see certain stores, billboards and/or advertisements. The real world equivalent of pop up ads.

setheverman: just-shower-thoughts: If the aliens invade there will be memes about it within five minutes when you knew aliens were real but you gotta act surprised

just-shower-thoughts:Scooby Doo always taught us that the real monsters were humans

just-shower-thoughts:Scooby Doo taught us that the real monsters are humans.

just-shower-thoughts: Scooby Doo taught me that at the heart of every scary story, there’s a real estate developer with a projector.

edwardelricistheawesomeness: just-shower-thoughts: Are Medusa’s leg hairs tiny snakes? Now were asking the real questions.

setheverman: just-shower-thoughts: If the aliens invade there will be memes about it within five minutes when you knew aliens were real but you gotta act surprised

just-shower-thoughts: While growing up, the Bermuda Triangle seemed like a real threat for a while there.

just-shower-thoughts: What if all conspiracy theories were one big conspiracy to divert our attention from the real issues?

setheverman: just-shower-thoughts: If the aliens invade there will be memes about it within five minutes when you knew aliens were real but you gotta act surprised

just-shower-thoughts: Nightmares aren’t actually the worst dreams you can have. Waking up after dreaming about something you deeply desire just to realize that it was a dream and you can’t make it real is actually far more hartbreaking.

just-shower-thoughts: All this talk about banning plastic straws is only to distract us from the real issue: receipts.

edwardelricistheawesomeness: just-shower-thoughts: Are Medusa’s leg hairs tiny snakes? Now were asking the real questions.

edwardelricistheawesomeness: just-shower-thoughts: Are Medusa’s leg hairs tiny snakes? Now were asking the real questions.

edwardelricistheawesomeness: just-shower-thoughts: Are Medusa’s leg hairs tiny snakes? Now were asking the real questions.

edwardelricistheawesomeness: just-shower-thoughts: Are Medusa’s leg hairs tiny snakes? Now were asking the real questions.

officialfrappuccino: just-shower-thoughts: I have never seen a series or film where two characters share a first name but this happens all the time in real life. It’s called Heathers and it doesn’t end well.

just-shower-thoughts: The real Tide Pod Challenge is actually doing a load of laundry while suffering from crippling depression.

edwardelricistheawesomeness: just-shower-thoughts: Are Medusa’s leg hairs tiny snakes? Now were asking the real questions.

just-shower-thoughts: If the web show “iCarly” was actually real, they’d get bullied.

just-shower-thoughts: The Onion must be pissed because they can’t come up with anything about Donald Trump that’s funnier than his real life.

just-shower-thoughts: If Jurassic Park was real, it would probably confuse archeologists in the distant future.

officialfrappuccino: just-shower-thoughts: I have never seen a series or film where two characters share a first name but this happens all the time in real life. It’s called Heathers and it doesn’t end well.

edwardelricistheawesomeness: just-shower-thoughts: Are Medusa’s leg hairs tiny snakes? Now were asking the real questions.

officialfrappuccino: just-shower-thoughts: I have never seen a series or film where two characters share a first name but this happens all the time in real life. It’s called Heathers and it doesn’t end well.

edwardelricistheawesomeness: just-shower-thoughts: Are Medusa’s leg hairs tiny snakes? Now were asking the real questions.

setheverman: just-shower-thoughts: If the aliens invade there will be memes about it within five minutes when you knew aliens were real but you gotta act surprised

setheverman: just-shower-thoughts: If the aliens invade there will be memes about it within five minutes when you knew aliens were real but you gotta act surprised

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just-shower-thoughts: What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady but we’ll never know for sure because he can’t stand up?

just-shower-thoughts: If Pinocchio where real we could harvest his nose for infinite wood without harming the environment.

just-shower-thoughts: School does not prepare you for the real world, it prepares you for more school.

just-shower-thoughts: The Onion must be pissed because they can’t come up with anything about Donald Trump that’s funnier than his real life.

just-shower-thoughts: I have never seen a series or film where two characters share a first name but this happens all the time in real life. Pete & Pete wasn’t a thing??

just-shower-thoughts: On April Fool’s Day, the Onion should post real news

edwardelricistheawesomeness: just-shower-thoughts: Are Medusa’s leg hairs tiny snakes? Now were asking the real questions.

just-shower-thoughts: I’m so glad my dumb adolescent phase was over before everyone had smart phones. For real! Now it’s just the awkward pre-adult before I’m actually an adult phase… With smart phones. What a time to be alive.

just-shower-thoughts: Drinking water the morning after having too much alcohol is like consuming a real life health potion

just-shower-thoughts: If rich people were sent to the same prisons as everyone else, the prison system would be fixed real fast.

just-shower-thoughts: Buying a storage unit at auction is the equivalent of a real life loot box

best-shower-thoughts: If vampires are real they must hold the cure for AIDS. (source)

best-shower-thoughts: Some people will spend 15 minutes doing chores in Red Dead Redemption 2 to gain the respect of a fictional gang but won’t spend 15 seconds doing dishes for the respect of their real-life roommates. (source)

vastcool: just-shower-thoughts: Scooby-Doo actually taught us that the real monsters always turn out to be humans. and white

just-shower-thoughts: What if Stephen Hawking was the real slim shady, but we don’t know because he can’t stand up?

edwardelricistheawesomeness: just-shower-thoughts: Are Medusa’s leg hairs tiny snakes? Now were asking the real questions.

just-shower-thoughts: “The Netherlands” sounds more like the name of a fictional fantasy-novel country than a real place.

just-shower-thoughts: I have never seen a series or film where two characters share a first name but this happens all the time in real life.

just-shower-thoughts: The real difference between someone being a millennial vs gen z is whether or not Pluto was a planet when they were a kid

just-shower-thoughts: The real Tide Pod Challenge is actually doing a load of laundry while suffering from crippling depression.

setheverman: just-shower-thoughts: If the aliens invade there will be memes about it within five minutes when you knew aliens were real but you gotta act surprised

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