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“Kissing has degenerated to develop and express lust instead of affection, honor, and admiration. To kiss in casual dating is asking for trouble. What do kisses mean when given out like pretzels and robbed of sacredness?†(The Teachings of Spencer
First class have the good cookies….. but i still want the cheap pretzels….lol
you can put the girl in first class but you cant take away her couch pretzels lol
Takes a special girl to throat fuck herself w a rubber cock while getting ass fucked as she’s curled herself up like a pretzel, @ least she had the class to sit side saddle…
Melody didn’t really know where she stood on the Kinbaku vs. Shibari debate. She was usually kneeling or bent into a pretzel. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
noiseless-whispers: Many pretzels were harmed in the making of this video
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nyl2: Seventy-SecondGFYMP4MP4 (Mirror)MEGAProof that we hold women to unnatural standards of beauty. Not everyone has the athleticism and the finesse to turn into a pretzel.I made a couple Patreon polls and this is the animation we ending up with.
iamnotawaffle: tbh, the controls for this game were pretty CRUMBY and the developers may seem rather low-BREAD because of it, but there’s no KNEAD to be RYE and SOUR, DOUGH. It could be BUTTER, but there’s really no need to get your PRETZELS in a
I stabbed this voodoo donut in the heart with a pretzel I intend to eat along with the aforementioned donut. Happy Valentine’s Day.
These two pictures would have fit so well with my song of the night…I love when I see pictures of a couples inter-twinned and u have to look twice to figure out whose foot or arm belongs to who…I love becoming a pretzel during sex…lol
superspine79: Superspine79 She’s so flexible that you can call her the Human Pretzel…
Cheap, delicious meal? Aw yeah. I pan-fried some jalapeno-seasoned beef patties, put them on a toasted pretzel roll bun with sauteed mushrooms and swiss cheese. The macaroni was instant, with the leftover mushrooms added. That’s a lot of foods
allfoodjunkies: Tried my hand at homemade soft pretzels for the first time Yes… its delicious!
rockosmodernblog: pretzels is the same dziawer
aesonissa: Dipped chocolate pretzels and cookies arrived in the mail. A note with them. Sorry I am an ass, you are a great person. Myself a terrible friend. ~Aesonissa xanelen felonous
guardians-of-the-food: White Chocolate-Dipped Oreos and Pretzels - with sprinkles, obviously! Recipe: http://asideofsweet.com/white-chocolate-dipped-pretzels-oreos/
We’re back on the air! In honor of our new episode tonight, the Crewniverse is sharing CAKE-POP & PRETZEL DUMBELLS! Let’s get beefy! Made by Emily Walus & Steven Sugar. Thanks guys!
fyahstah: yazibear: mydeargatsby: shaneduskwolf: pretzel-swirl: meow-fuck: If you were having a bad day, here are some kittens in a bathtub. never have I ever seen kittens calmly swimming in water *whispers* riverclan RIVERCLAN THE WARRIORS
vvhatserface: someone-almost-famous: simplydalektable: bakeddd: warm chocolate chip cookie stuffed soft pretzels click here for recipe WHAT THE FUCK has science gone too far? YO
zamaron: aximili: ‘I see yall ignoring this post’ is the modern version of “you’re heartless if you scroll past this”. pretzels is the same. you’re still guilt tripping for tumblr notes “reblog this to make ________ mad”
stevita: 0nigum0 replied to your post:I better be pulling at least 60-70 dollar nights… Wish I could come omg if you saw me drunk you wouldn’t think of me the same way ever again (I’d def buy you popcorn and/or a pretzel though. this theater
striving-artist: nerdeas: Panini man This kid learned about Prohibition and I’m so proud. When they made the sale of alcohol illegal, bars would charge exorbitant fees for pretzels and then throw in a drink for free.
aximili:‘I see yall ignoring this post’ is the modern version of “you’re heartless if you scroll past this”. pretzels is the same. you’re still guilt tripping for tumblr notes
alaughingfreak: pretzel-log1c: an-android-in-a-tutu: cryptiboy: stalker-among-the-stars: my-little-ninja: supermah: supermah: in superman adventures #19, there’s a villain named multi-face who can convincingly disguise himself as anyone, even
pretzel-log1c: an-android-in-a-tutu: cryptiboy: stalker-among-the-stars: my-little-ninja: supermah: supermah: in superman adventures #19, there’s a villain named multi-face who can convincingly disguise himself as anyone, even tricking dna tests
nyl2: Seventy-Second GFY MP4 MP4 (Mirror) MEGA Proof that we hold women to unnatural standards of beauty. Not everyone has the athleticism and the finesse to turn into a pretzel. I made a couple Patreon polls and this is the animation we ending up with.
higgly-town-hero: Looks like Twi is going to be the receiver in tonight’s game.*laughs then chokes on pretzel* XD <3
po-knees:l Pretzel Nap by MustLoveFrogs l Don’t forget to check out the artist! l <3
hookedonafeelwhennogf: benepla: ok i deleted that last post cuz it was dark but my point on pretzel buns still stands just going off this sentence i literally cant imagine the content of the deleted post
strawberreli: fearsomefatties: alexheberling: pretzel-the-hognose: [X] Pretzel loves investigating socks, but this one he just didn’t want to leave! After much pestering, he did stick his head out to give me a sulky look, but promptly returned
stevencrewniverse: We’re back on the air! In honor of our new episode tonight, the Crewniverse is sharing CAKE-POP & PRETZEL DUMBELLS! Let’s get beefy! Made by Emily Walus & Steven Sugar. Thanks guys!
pretzel-the-hognose: Who’s that Pokémon?
rainfeltcd: edgebug: pretzel-the-hognose: [X] HELLO SNAKE. I AM SNAKE TOO! WE ARE SNAKE! WHY ARE YOU NOT MOVING, SNAKE? LET ME CUDDLE YOU TO FIND OUT. SNAKE? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? I AM CONCERNED The cute, I can’t even….
thisbearslife: FYI: At the Oasis on the way out of Chicago you can get a Frappucino, Auntie Anne’s pretzels and a three minute massage for a dollar.
pretzel-the-hognose: [X]
knightarcana: pretzel-the-hognose: Pretzel demonstrates his ability to burrow through human flesh be a nuzzly cutie! oh my god.
sleepysnakes: pretzel-the-hognose: [video] Pretzel really likes trying to burrow into the binding of the sketchbook I use as a backdrop. I think the coolest thing about this gifset is the top one, where you can see his body moving.. if that makes
this-67-impala: pretzel-the-hognose: Pretzel spent half of his birthday trying to understand the concept of wrapping paper. He failed. But it was very cute. THAT IS THE CUTEST SNAKE EVVER
roach-works:roach-works:listen. aging into your thirties rocks. yes your joints get a little creaky. yes you can’t sleep in a pretzel on the floor anymore after a concert or a convention. and you lose some friends. but the thing is that you sort out
feretta: Flux Pretzel MK.I vs mid-production MK.II. MOST LIKELY the bigger model isn’t gonna work very well, simply because it’s too big and heavy, even with the 24 nuclear engines on the back. It does have like 15,000 dV, but a TWR of 0.09 is gonna
pretzel-the-hognose:[X]
bogleech:On Halloween at our friends house we met a girl who works at the Seattle zoo and she told us the elephant loves Chex mix but only if every pretzel has been picked out and if this largest land mammal on earth finds one tiny little pretzel she
gokuma:drinkyourjuiceshelby:shutyourmoustache:shutyourmoustache:Shout out to all the childless whores that be fucking up them pretzel lines at disney world. Y’all are the worst and some random mom out there hates you. Update: The Post also thinks you’re
yumi-food: Warm Chocolate Chip Cookie Stuffed Soft Pretzels | Half Baked Harvest shyhornynerd these are pretzels and cookies what the hell man xD
pettyrevenge: Today I decided that I wanted to go see The Martian. I got there 50 minutes early and took my time picking the perfect spot. I decided to go the bathroom before the movie so I didn’t miss anything. On my way back with a soft pretzel in
fullcravings: Vegan Strawberry Ice Cream Pretzel Pie Like this blog? Visit my Home Page or Video page for more!And please Subscribe to the Email Club (it’s free) for a sexy bonus gift :)~Rebloging the Art of the female form, Sweets, and Porn~
fullcravings: Sea Salt Butterscotch Pretzel Cookies Like this blog? Visit my Home Page or Video page for more!And please Subscribe to the Email Club (it’s free) for a sexy bonus gift :)~Rebloging the Art of the female form, Sweets, and Porn~
bdsmpost: Live Show Mondays brings you the conclusion of the March live show that featured Wenona, Jessie Cox, and sexy co-top Isis Love. Wenona is bound up like a pretzel, legs behind her head, with her pussy totally exposed and helpless. Jessie is
Pretzels Is The Same
pretzels is the same
![strawberreli: fearsomefatties: alexheberling: pretzel-the-hognose: [X] Pretzel loves investigating socks, but this one he just didn’t want to leave! After much pestering, he did stick his head out to give me a sulky look, but promptly returned](https://31.media.tumblr.com/07fef9d26e2294747700af53ebcf37f2/tumblr_mrixnzZhK31s9j50do1_r1_250.gif)
![rainfeltcd: edgebug: pretzel-the-hognose: [X] HELLO SNAKE. I AM SNAKE TOO! WE ARE SNAKE! WHY ARE YOU NOT MOVING, SNAKE? LET ME CUDDLE YOU TO FIND OUT. SNAKE? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? I AM CONCERNED The cute, I can’t even….](https://31.media.tumblr.com/306d3333ceacc1e212759d6c0ef98338/tumblr_mnhaexrVuw1s9j50do2_r1_250.gif)
![pretzel-the-hognose: [X]](https://40.media.tumblr.com/306d3333ceacc1e212759d6c0ef98338/tumblr_mnhaexrVuw1s9j50do2_r1_250.gif)
![sleepysnakes: pretzel-the-hognose: [video] Pretzel really likes trying to burrow into the binding of the sketchbook I use as a backdrop. I think the coolest thing about this gifset is the top one, where you can see his body moving.. if that makes](https://40.media.tumblr.com/6dff97666ba7a1903dd0b50cff590e21/tumblr_mwivjt9CSU1s9j50do1_250.gif)
![pretzel-the-hognose:[X]](https://69.media.tumblr.com/306d3333ceacc1e212759d6c0ef98338/tumblr_mnhaexrVuw1s9j50do2_r1_250.gif)
