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sissy-maker:Boy to Girl change with the Sissy-Maker
The Fabulous Lee Leonard aka. “The Great Pretender”..Somehow, I don’t think this is exactly what The Platters had in mind..
pretend-time:I took this earlier in the week but it’s cute so yeah hai
morrowiind-moved-deactivated201: In some tiny little, bottled up way, deep inside… you kind of enjoy it… when things go wrong. Because it gives you an excuse to… just, you know… stop pretending?
This is just some fucking tofu cheese toasted onto some Turkish bread with avocado in the middle. You won’t see me throwing around the whole ‘look I made something vegan’ bullshit. Just stop pretending please.
“The point of Earth Magic is to allow yourself to be entertained by pretending that it’s real…just like love.”Well, that’s what I get for letting my guard down.Man, I’ve missed this show.
I’m sorry, what was that about you secretly being Hari in disguise? The truth is out there!(pretend-im-not-there)i said lately
*pretends I didn’t start this last year* A (short) ‘What I Wore’/’OOTD Lapis’ because she meThere were more outfits but I got lazy. PS I have no idea if you can read it but the last shirt says ‘Gangsta Rap Made Me Do It’
thivus: that’s him officer that’s the 35 year old man pretending to like ddlg so he can fuck mentally ill 19 year old girls
the king has fallen
the cover i drew for the newest sarjainfo magazine, figured i’d post it since it’s been out there for a while now (for u finnish speaking folks there’s a two-spread interview in there too if you wanna read my silly thoughts about making comics)
The "I pretend to be a coldhearted bitch but deep down I'm really a sensitive bitch" squad
miketooch: jadekittykat: miketooch: oinonio: Can we please stop pretending it is possible to live on minimum wage? Only if we also stop pretending Andrew Jackson isn’t slowly getting closer and closer to crawling out of the money to get us…
sturmtruppen: the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person
The “Pretends they didn’t see someone so they don’t have to go and talk to them” squad
colmanolivia: Beautiful European Films: The Lobster (2015) dir. Yorgos Lanthimos“It is more difficult to pretend that you do have feelings when you don’t, than to pretend you don’t have feelings when you do.”— Shot in Ireland.
hharry: One day, as he was playing golf, he thought that it is more difficult to pretend that you do have feelings when you don’t than to pretend you don’t have feelings when you do. THE LOBSTER (2015)
bookstofilms: “Bow or not? Call back or not? Recognize him or not?“ our hero wondered in indescribable anguish, “or pretend that I am not myself, but somebody else strikingly like me, and look as though nothing were the matter. Simply not I,
katieleung:I’m so tired of pretending everything is okay. It sucks being in so much pain. It sucks. Everything sucks. I don’t want to be a memory for you. I don’t want to be a voice in your head.THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD (2021) dir. Joachim
bamf:One day, as he was playing golf, he thought that it is more difficult to pretend that you do have feelings when you don’t than to pretend you don’t have feelings when you do.THE LOBSTER (2015)dir. Yorgos Lanthimos
daddyfuckedme: Whenever someone tells me a story they’ve already told me before I pretend I haven’t heard it yet so they don’t feel stupid because I’m nice as fuck I’m the opposite. If I care, I’ll tell you that I already know the
bootsonmyfeet: the-absolute-funniest-posts: oinonio: Can we please stop pretending it is possible to live on minimum wage? Yep I never believed you could. Depending on how much you cutaway unnecessary luxuries, you can only barely survive.
i want to pretend im excited about soul caliber but i really dont care about that series. the only one that was good was 2 and that was because link was in it.
keelah-kawaii: imagine your favourite character with the most agonizingly pained expression on their face as they watch the love of their life die and there’s nothing they can do about it
Spill the tea, Sweetheart.
dreadelion: I ONLY NOW REALISED THEY’RE ALL STEPPING FORWARD WITH THE SAME FOOT let’s pretend it’s intentional yes the boys are just copying thorin yes yes yes…..
kannibal: Well they all pretend they’re orphansAnd their memory is like a trainYou can see it getting smaller as it pulls away All the struggling nephews, where do you all belong? Bilbo from KivrinEngle’s Children of the Lonely Mountain/ Sons of
ladynorthstar: Dwalin and Thorin getting married as I love sappy things. I like to pretend in the BofA no one died, but Thorin decided to abdicate and leave the crown to Dain as he’s ashamed of how he left madness take the best of him, and is afraid
hobbitdragon: teabirdy: Havn’t seen the new hobbit movie yet, So I’m going to pretend this happens. Azog is trying so hard to be a good parent for his femme child
owlcatchyoul8r: MY GIRLS GOT MAAARRRIIEDD I know I got Killian’s hair wrong but lets pretend I didn’t
dumbkid-doodling: dumbkid-doodling: I’m just going to pretend this is done i should probably shade this huh??
lenalightening: tropicalfruitbabe: *doesn’t check bank account* *pretends everything is fine*
pretend-animator: Oh Chloe you little ball of teen angst
*Pretends that Izumi is wearing a dolphin necklace* Ahem, hattubel…makozumi is the tag now wooooo.
I think the Beatles are just one of those bands that everyone pretends to like because they think they should. They remind me of literary canon authors. Yeah they were essential to their craft but most of the work isn’t as profound now as it was
The thank you letters for the reception were written, signed by both men and sent off with the morning mail before returning to his work. Married life wasn’t terribly different than their dating life aside from sharing a last name and bank accounts
juacamo: “Chilly out, any crime?”The finished version of this image: Giant NightwingIn commemoration of the new Titans show coming out, I decided to make my own fanfiction of the show that will be just as bad or worse than whatever they’re making
In the year of 2300 : Planet Nep▀█▀une
time to pretend
splendidbuttsex: ronaldalan: rebelderadioactivo: Me walking into school Me at work Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.
Who here pretends to be the singer of the song you're listening to, and you create your very own music video in your head, or you just pretend to sing on stage?
Sooooo that was the most fun I’ve had going to the club yet. Like, the perfect group of people who don’t take themselves too seriously and the chillest club atmosphere. Good times were good.
The Great Pretender
what if Dirk when he was little pretended to be Kamina sometimes and went shouting at seagulls on the roOF
angrylolita: basedgosh: *pretends to understand the movie reference you just made* yeah, stay gold too, horse man…………………………whatever that means…………….
I am, straight up, a writing MACHINE right now. I know the story for this one is already over, but I felt the need to.You are Lapis Lazuli, known just as Lapis to your friends. And you…You are on a mission.This is the most important mission you have
I meant to funny, but then I serious-ed. Anyways, here’s a sequel that nobody asked for.You are concerned.Well, no, that’s not quite right. You are Peridot. But you’re feeling concerned.It began a while back. You had been going through the barn
Went into the gemsona maker and made two of ‘em. On the left we got my birthgem sapphire ready for her day in the court, and on the right we got 7XC.(pretend-im-not-there)AWESOMEi was gonna ask if you wanted me to improvise on 7′s design but i’m
I said I would, so here’s my dad’s dogs. The blue collie is named Angus and the sheltie is Jack.(pretend-im-not-there)oh my godthe fluffTHE FLUFFT H E F L U F F
Going through submission to try and avoid character limits. Dunno how far into it I’m planning to give ya.So, 7XCs gem is fixed up and the two of them return to the kindergarten. Soon after, though, Rocky and her are told that Rockys cut-set have been
Here’s a doggo for ya.(pretend-im-not-there)the ultimate floof
The Interrogation
……..you’re completely right. just put it all on the sofa he’ll get to it later
Kinda worried this didn’t submit the first time. Found your calendar. (pretend-im-not-there)it didn’t but now now my eyes are blessed the amount of llama merch that’s out right now…and the llamacorn stuff i’m seeing…i don’t
WHAT THE FUCKI’M GONNA LOSE ALL MY FOLLOWERS FOR POSTING N S F W THANKS GUYS
neueratemybaby: don’t even pretend you didn’t spend half the arishok duel running in circles screaming and trying to not get stabbed while you waited for a health potion to be available again don’t even pretend
glee the show is shit but a lot of their song covers i still really love a lot okkkKK
phiife: jhenne-bean: herpowerisherown: are we going to pretend this didnt happen omfg yall you will never in your life catch me pretending this didnt happen This is iconic.
The Pretender
