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OMG MY NAME’S DEBORAH
tablespoons: loling-in-the-deep: imagine if your name was a swear word motherfucker can you please come down to the office omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word shut the brittany up go chris yourself
stingsglowingdick: EVERYONE JUST WATCH THIS NOW. THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER. There is about 80 shows, can you name / spot them all?
It's Thanksgiving So We Asked Brits To Label The United States
greencarnations: spacethefinalfuck: mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh: Female BAMFs Throughout History this is fab BUT WHERE ARE THEIR NAMES? Ching Shih Nancy Wake Lyudmila Pavlichenko Rukhsana Kausar The Gulabi Gang Neerja Bhanot Zainab Bibi Susan Walters
carlostheperfecthairedscientist: this guy reporting on the news was named kevin crowley oh my god
profmth: Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.
geekandmisandry: mirandaadria: of-another-broken-heart: brassmanticore: loanlyish: WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK??????????? His name is Mehdat Mamdouh, he’s a 22-year-old hip hop and dubstep recorder player from Cairo. He’s been teaching himself
idontcareifitsreal: tablespoons: loling-in-the-deep: imagine if your name was a swear word motherfucker can you please come down to the office omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word shut the brittany up go chris yourself
tablespoons:loling-in-the-deep: imagine if your name was a swear word motherfucker can you please come down to the office omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word shut the brittany up go chris yourself
teacupinastorm: alwayseachother: apatows: i cant wait to meet all of you in hell #hades from the disney movie (bc thats who i picture as satan okay) is gonna be all announcing our names #followed by our urls #and we’ll be waving and hugging each
stellatoryguillotine: TIME TO HOP ON THE BANDWAGON FOLKS SEE THESE LITTLE STARS I LIKE TO MAKE THEM AND I NEED SOMETHING TO KEEP ME BUSY OVER BREAK UNTIL NEW YEARS EVE SO If you reblog this I will write your name on a strip of paper and fold it into
dreamyfreakfromouttaspace: bioshoghma-infinium: majorstranger: ‘It’s no different to having a dog or cat’: The Texas couple who share their home with an EIGHT-STONE capybara named Gary… and even let him sleep in their bed. sON OF A BITCH
;where there is hope
omg we got this handsome little beast on monday. his name is theo. he’s so charming and i love him and it’s great because i just lay around with him all day and no one calls me lazy. look at how sleepy he is. ugh i’m literally obsessed
omg-brunomars: kayladz: Why wasn’t he like this for the M&G?! asdjfkgdvhfgh Duuuuuuuude. how is she not ripping his clothes off? My ass would’ve rip that shirt to shreds as soon as I saw him. HOLY SHIZZLE THAT’S CHACHI! I LOVE HER
omg-brunomars: welovethehawaianlion: It Will Rain….. awesome.. I’m not even a fan of twilight but YESSSSSSSSSSSS. :’D i saw this the other day and pissed by pants
omg-brunomars: echosei: lifeisnesi700v3: sekarishungry: krysantiem: Hi, um excuse my language, but that’s probably the biggest fucking understatement I have ever heard in my entire fucking life. I can’t even comprehend how such thoughts could
omg-brunomars: The dude beside Bruno though *________* This is just an all around sexy picture
maplesuhtori: *talking to white* me: hey montgomery we’re friends right? can i ask you a question? timothy: my name is actually chester but yes me: why did you pass the chinese exclusion act in 1882
inrealityadream: Who the fuck names horses
shaaakywarriah: afrikangyal: crimsonbaby: peaches-bum: pinkcookiedimples: Emmanuel Hudson distributing life “But her name Sharon"💀💀 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I passed out on the last one ^^^^^
officialunitedstates: conspiracy theory: clifford the big red dog is really a dinosaurevidence: tries too hard in his name to get us to think he’s a dog
kimyugwon: *male writer voice* i don’t remember her name. it’s not important. i met her at a record store and she went home with me because i offered to buy her cigarettes. she had amazing perky breasts. we drank cheap whiskey and had sex three times
omg-keay: No matter how big the name Machine Gun Kelly gets, we’ll always be close. The real EST bond won’t break 🙌🏽💕
mystery-is-my-middle-name: Ladies first.
jojo-the-panda: tablespoons: loling-in-the-deep: imagine if your name was a swear word motherfucker can you please come down to the office omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word shut the brittany up go chris yourself
ijustthoughtidsitherequietly: waywardism: the-chief-moosecateer: wankchestre: i also need to know that this is out here I think this has now become the official supernatural dance. it needs a name does it have a name IT HAS A NAME. They call
VROOM VROOM.
suspendersofdisbelief: Agreed Upon Season 2 Shipping Names Devised at the 2015 Wander Over Yonder SDCC Panel: Dominator/Wander: Death Star Dominator/Hater: Dom n’ Hater Dominator/Sylvia: Sylava Dominator/Black Cube: Black Death Evil Sandwich/Awesome:
thinly: -Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it. -Pineapple. -But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as- -Pineapple. -But sir- -Pine. Apple. CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY
urbancatfitters: if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet
pulpfanfiction: (Wake me up) Wake me up inside (I can’t wake up) Wake me up inside (Save me) Call my name and save me from the dark
gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
tangledbeast: Guys, I’m losing my shit. So, observe the humble tomato. The scientific name for tomatoes is Lycopersicon esculentum, which apparently translates to “edible wolf peach” Why? Apparently there was an old superstition that members
capt9rs: chepibola: rnozzarellasticks: memeluvr2: my algebra teacher is pregnant and asked my class for baby names and she called on me and i panicked and said luigi I WAS ON MY PHONE IN ART AND I READ THIS AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND A KID NEXT TO
tardis-mind-palace: ineffablyserpentine: my english teacher used to collect street signs until her students began to steal them for her like they stole a street sign that said the street name they also stole a stop sign in front of this loop in front
lion: when someone reading in class and your name is in the story
mindtheglass: today we found a lost king charles spaniel whose collar said donkey and he’s currently at my house until we find his owner. we found out after the first couple of hours that he doesn’t respond to his name unless u say it like shrek,
kiki-kit: moonturtle6: fusionsandmysteries: deadmomjokes: sillylily278: queererfacilities: radicalapollo: beesmygod: megasonger: “nathan is a poopyhead” “Zachary is a jewish name” this is just filled to the brim with wackiness and
acquaintedwithrask: winchysteria: bekstek: mintike: IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla” oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:
there are people who really think Wan’s name is spelled Juan omg