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Name: Bill How He Died: Life was easy for BillAll day long he’d just relax and lie stillWallow and play in the mud and hayand fed by a rancher man named RayAlong came a spider who sat on his snoutBill snorted and blew and gave a loud shoutHe stomped

mrturk: Who’s That Man… In Mr Turk It’s Kyle Krieger. From his Instagram handle @kylekriegerhair you can tell where his passion lies. His favorite part of being a hairstylist is getting to meet and work with interesting people. He loves the creativity

ready-edmayne: therainingkiwi: acertainmaybe: More vampires who 300 years later can’t remember what was the truth and what was the lie they told to get out of trouble. More vampires who are like, “I don’t know, man, I spent most of that decade

fairyotome: MC, you are lying. LYING. I know you want the reward; I mean just look at him! ಥ⌣ಥ who could turn down a reward from such a sexy handsome man?

ready-edmayne: therainingkiwi: acertainmaybe: More vampires who 300 years later can’t remember what was the truth and what was the lie they told to get out of trouble. More vampires who are like, “I don’t know, man, I spent most of that decade

korraisnottan: majiinboo: darvinasafo: Are you seeing the patterns yet? This man is a monster who was only punished for lying about his and associates’ actions, instead of the 200+ black people they tortured.

megarah-moon: “Selkie” by Brian Froud The sea trows and selkies of Scotland are shape-shifting faerie women who leave their sealskins by lying on the shore to dance on the moonlit beaches, beguiling all men who gaze upon them. If a man gains possession

yaoi-is-totally-canon: dramatically-murdered: not gonna lie the Japanese BL/manga canons of proportions are so weird like who the hell allows these artists to draw for legit publishers I DO NOT FUCKING UNDERSTAND I don’t know man, I think they’re

ready-edmayne: therainingkiwi: acertainmaybe: More vampires who 300 years later can’t remember what was the truth and what was the lie they told to get out of trouble. More vampires who are like, “I don’t know, man, I spent most of that decade

ageofthedumort: ready-edmayne: therainingkiwi: acertainmaybe: More vampires who 300 years later can’t remember what was the truth and what was the lie they told to get out of trouble. More vampires who are like, “I don’t know, man, I spent most

jimthejokermoriarty: the-man-without-a-home: capnmakara: writtenly: I mean this. I’m not just saying a bunch of lies im crying I actually needed this This is my message, in reality, to anyone who follows me. Because they all deserve this.

japhers:I couldn’t sleep and this was lying around in my drive for a very long time so I just ended up finishing it oopsnever underestimate the culinary skills of a man who lives alone with stacks of cookbooks and tons of free time

ready-edmayne: therainingkiwi: acertainmaybe: More vampires who 300 years later can’t remember what was the truth and what was the lie they told to get out of trouble. More vampires who are like, “I don’t know, man, I spent most of that decade

ready-edmayne: therainingkiwi: acertainmaybe: More vampires who 300 years later can’t remember what was the truth and what was the lie they told to get out of trouble. More vampires who are like, “I don’t know, man, I spent most of that decade

sappling: richist: sweaty-weeaboo: richist: How old is tyga Old enough to kno he don’t need to date a goddamn child Where is the lie yeah he’s 25 years old he’s a grown ass man who left his child and baby mama for a 16 year old

crazy-4-breezy: weloveblackgirls: livelaughloveatrandom: conceivethedream: kuntybynature: youngprinceofzamunda: TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Where’s the lie??? Meanwhile a man who murdered a child doing appearances and signing autographs. I don’t see

majiinboo: darvinasafo: Are you seeing the patterns yet? This man is a monster who was only punished for lying about his and associates’ actions, instead of the 200+ black people they tortured. WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS?!?!

unkemptly: man-eatingcat: movsi: corophagia: The Central Nervous System, containing the brain and spinal cord. This is who you are. pretty much it’s weird to think that this is what animates us - among these innervations lie a consciousness,

bigstupidbaby: today someone told me they dont believe in the moon and i laughed for like 10 minutes but then i googled it and theres a lot of people who think that and now im not laughing. its all a fuckin lie man im not laughing at all.

derevko: #the face of a man who has no idea tights lie in his immediate future

brahmstoker: “Woman does not emerge from a man’s rib’s, not ever, it’s he who emerges from her womb.” — Nizar Qabbani one of the greatest lies of patriarchy is claiming framing the father as the lifegiver (via lilacmeadow)

myrandomthoughtsofrandomness: sixpenceee: Victor Noir is more famous for his death and his grave than for his life. He was a journalist who was shot dead. To mark his grave, a bronze statue of the man lying down as if just shot was erected. This statue

Stop lying to these women there are so many older men who are THE WORST in bedNot every older man is educated like you should not expect every older man you meet to know what to do wellBeen there done that very disappointed

tomrileysdemons: ♣Da Vinci’s Demons Meme: Episodes: The Hanged Man - 1.01 ↳ “History is a lie that has been honed like a weapon by people who have suppressed the truth…Centuries from now your own history will also be suppressed.”

ready-edmayne: therainingkiwi: acertainmaybe: More vampires who 300 years later can’t remember what was the truth and what was the lie they told to get out of trouble. More vampires who are like, “I don’t know, man, I spent most of that decade

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