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dovaking27: Michael Jackson tells Bubbles the chimp in sign language to sit the fuck down and stop stealing sips of his tea. That’s the most gangsta thing I’ve ever seen.
Bishop Angus looks almost exactly the same as the first man who ever fucked me.I was 19. He was “38”. He shoved his seven incher inside me like he owned me, and then he offered me an iced tea.Wherever you are, Mike, I wish you were here to
generalgemini-booknerd: henrycavillorg: Henry Cavill at the BAFTA LA Tea Party Excuse me, what the fuck is this??? chrisevansisbeautiful The panty destroying wink Henry.
thegestianpoet: romanticize the fuck out of life if thats how you cope who cares fuck those text posts that are like “your life will never be a wes anderson movie” well of course it won’t but i’m buying that cute yellow tea kettle anyways motherfucker
drinking-tea-at-midnight: the-official-nasa: amazingmars: self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void May we suggest a Soothing Bath™ instead no, the void or nothing!
drinking-tea-at-midnight: your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord: local-gargoyle: we were all forced to read “classics” in school so reblog and put the one you actually ended up liking a lot and the one you can’t fucking stand in the tags my fave is
drinking-tea-at-midnight: conservatives: Hollywood types need to keep the fuck out of politics!Also conservatives: the only two presidents who have stars on the walk of fame are conservatives, take that libs!
drinking-tea-at-midnight: garbagebee: geistygeist: tundreary: Officially the greatest scene in animation’s history W H A T What the fuck what the FUCK +
drinking-tea-at-midnight: jacobblogsforever: holy shit, really? I had no idea that the radioactive dinosaur that breathes a fucking blue laser beam just might be scientifically implausible i love how fast everyone’s turned on this pedantic nerd
drinking-tea-at-midnight: shorts-muchacho-papi: charmingpasta: marauders4evr: marauders4evr: marauders4evr: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!? NO SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK!? The United Nations proposed a law condemning nations who sentence people in the LGBT
I got so drunk tonight that I couldn’t fucking stand and accidentally spilled some truth tea I promised I wouldn’t spill XD Now I’ve been sober for about an hour and I’m the only one awake because everyone passed the fuck out
but-first-a-cup-of-tea: fartxmunch: certan: Don’t drink and drive your dog won’t understand why you never came home Aw fuck damn my heart that’s the fucking best reason i’ll never forget it
dankmemermaid: prring: dankmemermaid: junevevo: dankmemermaid: when theres about to be drama in the group chat Who the fuck makes tea like this? i do when there’s about to be drama in the group chat Well I guess you could say trouble is brewing…
someoneatethis: What the fuck. Are you a Garbage Pail Kid? Jesus Christ. They’ll give you as many to-go containers as you want. I dedicate this lovely bento box to the man I marry, the love of my life, the honey in my tea, you are sweeter than any
sexandtheastrology: Taurus and Sagittarius sitting back and sipping on their tea while they watch their sister signs Geminis & Scorpios take all the heat and the slander for all the messy shit they DO TOO.
natural–blues: a-happy-nerd:An English lesson for the Americans Listen, but fuck you. We threw your tea into the harbor, and then kept half the dictionary, wiping our asses with the other half.
deluxetrashqueen:persephinae:Y’ALL THE WAIT TO FIX THE SUEZ CANAL IS SO LONG THAT EVERYONE IS JUST GOING THE FUCK AROUND THE ENTIRE CONTINENT OF AFRICA AGAIN SOON MAY THE WELLERMAN COME TO BRING US SUGAR AND TEA AND RUM
who-the-fuck-let-me-have-a-blog: tea-in-the-tardis: oldfuckingspook: booratio: baturday: We are gathered here today to celebrate the bonds of Holy Batrimony. real talk who wears chucks to their own wedding what are u 14 batman is officiating and
meeokie: georgialobbe: beccers: fagology: Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1) WHAT THE FUCk I JUST PISSED MYSLEF NIGGA FUCK YO TEA Yes all of this
10knotes: Michael Jackson tells Bubbles the chimp in sign language to sit the fuck down and stop stealing sips of his tea. That’s the most gangsta thing I’ve ever seen.
drtoof: dragleclef: rollrobin: unicycles: clawtheclouds: orsaeth-thewanderer: viletruthpurelies: long-mao: Everyone should know this. EVERYONE. Tea is for faggots who can’t handle coffee. COME THE FUCK AT ME Tea is for people who realize that
pastel-wlw-tea: Un-Follow Me Now, These Are The Only Shoes My Octoling Will Be Wearing For The Rest Of Splatoon 2. I Want These So Bad Fuck. What The Fuck.
breathitallout:timeformoriar-tea:equestrianfangirlswag:christmas-boners:spockcicles: pureironimpala: three word horror story: The beep test OKAY SO AT MY SCHOOL ITS CALLED THE FUCKING PACER AND THAT JUST SOUNDS TERRIFYING ENOUGH BUT THE BEEP TEST SOUNDS
friendlytrender: erikkillmongerdontpullout: thebigblackwolfe: thebigblackwolfe: I mean this is tea I love myself too much to fuck uglies Morally good got that wagon? Can you make moral goodness clap? I think the fuck not my good bitch You heard
breathitallout:timeformoriar-tea:equestrianfangirlswag:christmas-boners: spockcicles: pureironimpala: three word horror story: The beep test OKAY SO AT MY SCHOOL ITS CALLED THE FUCKING PACER AND THAT JUST SOUNDS TERRIFYING ENOUGH BUT THE BEEP TEST
dankmemermaid: junevevo: dankmemermaid: when theres about to be drama in the group chat Who the fuck makes tea like this? i do when there’s about to be drama in the group chat
datsweetberrypunch: ohowell: pondspondsponds: 3 tardises and tea Single most British picture TARDIS AND TEA MOST BRITISH HURR#Doctor Who the fuck cares
hot-tea-nanako: whiterainbows: quickweaves: guccimaneuver: britteryikes: This is terrifying. this is so fucking disgusting smh My god I have never seen something so terrifying in my entire life WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE FUCKING IDIOTS!!!
thosegreenapples: lyrangalia: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: voltisubito: Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts” You fucking named it the Desert Desert way to fucking go chai tea I’ll take “European
chainsawpunk: chrisdigay: bruddabois: weavemama: ben-v99: weavemama: Y’ALL WHO IS THIS SJJSKDJSHFKJDSHFJS What and why the fuck?? america is truly a shitshow I’m screaming NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK LMAOOOOO Melissa Vandella teas?
derselala: thosegreenapples: lyrangalia: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: voltisubito: Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts” You fucking named it the Desert Desert way to fucking go chai tea I’ll