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“We think you’re smoking, and that’s not just because we pulled you out of a bonfire.”
“Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt? It’s just going to end up on your floor in a moment anyway.”
“I calculate that there are thirteen possibilities once I invite you into my bedroom.”
“If I had only a minute and twenty-nine seconds left to live, I’d want to spend that time with you.”
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“I would turn back your watch during your friend’s fake suicide just to spend more time with you.”
“Being without you is worse than going to a matinee of Les Mis with my parents.”
“I would solve a skip code and steal a motorcycle for you.”
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“I would kick my parents out if you came over.”
“My love for you isn’t like Lord Moran’s bomb– it doesn’t have an off switch.”
“Are you Mr. Summerson? Because I’d like to fondle your testicles.”
“If you be my goldfish, I promise to keep you plenty wet.”
“Why don’t you play Operation with me instead? You’ll never have to handle a broken heart.”
“So… I heard you like people who wear long coats, fling themselves through windows, and fake their deaths.”
“I hope our relationship lasts longer than John’s mustache.”
“I would date a sociopath just to make you wonder if it was serious.”
“Why have a goldfish when you can have a silver fox?”
“Your mustache ages you… Good thing I like older men.”
“You should pop ‘round to Baker Street. Who knows? Something might jump out of my pants.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Unlike my coat, I just need one of you.â€Submitted by anonymous.
“I’m sorry you don’t like Harold on my face… Perhaps you’d prefer him in between your thighs?â€
“When you said you were on tinder, I realize you meant buried in Magnussen’s bonfire, but I’d still like to swipe right.â€
“I’m your biggest fan-derson.â€
“You’re hotter than a shoddy Victorian outfit from a museum that was sold off in a fire damage sale.â€
“I would let Anderson write fanfiction about us.â€
“I trust you more than Sherlock trusted his brother, Molly Hooper, and twenty-five at most tramps.â€
“I would say sweet things to you even if I knew that bombs have off switches.â€
“I’m sorry I keep calling you Graham. It’s because I want s’more of you.â€
“Tie me up like a Serbian with a cheating wife and no electricity in his bathroom would.â€
“Mycroft can resist a game of Deductions easier than I can resist you.â€
WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS for SHERLOCK, SEASON THREE (Episode One, ‘The Empty Hearse’)! Also contains swearing, slash and a lot of insanity! source x
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