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“Oh… the fun me and your friend had…” 😊
The unveiling was exquisite. She had craved it for so long, and then finally – finally! – it was there before her eyes. The embodiment of pure perfection. Long and thick and beautiful, just the way she’d always pictured it. It was the
The setting here, kind of a den looking room with the big TV and the leather chair, made me think of this story from a few months ago. These gifs tell their own little story, but I guess you could also kinda think of them as companion gifs for that story
the-golden-opportunity: “Dad, seriously,” Mitchell rolled his eyes, “You cannot leave the house wearing that outfit.” “What?” his father said. He leaned back on the step of their front porch and spread his legs wide open. Mitchell’s face
sir2u: Look at the camera boy, I want your step daddy to know the money he paid for your training is being well spent. …if you don’t swallow my dick like I think you should I’ll take another pic of me slapping the fuck out of you, which will get
THE DAD IN MEAN GIRLS IS THE JANITOR FROM SCRUBS!
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The power was OFF today in Beach City, but the weird was ON!Mayor Dewey told everyone in town it’d be back on by sundown, but HE WAS LYING! He also told my dad that it was just some routine maintenance work. He was probably LYING about that
I don’t know which is worse: My dad immediately realizing that I’m watching the new Steven Universe episodes as they come out because there’s gayness, or my brother not realizing that and badgering me about why I’m watching a children’s cartoon.I
peteandpetegifs: “Issue one: Dad’s bowling ball. Who deserves the celebrated sphere?ITEM: Young Pete toppled the Asian bond market.ITEM: Young Pete’s science project caused spontaneous baldness across the Texas panhandle.ITEM: Young Pete accidental
So my dad recommended me for this job at this church without telling me and he was telling me about how great it would be if I became one of those “involved in your community and especially in religion type of girl” The most awkward part
i love this podcast called The Adventure Zone it’s a d&d podcast with 3 brothers and their dad and i need to stop listening to it at work because i keep losing my shiti can’t remember all the fucking equipment they actually have so i drew them
the-doctors-snog-box: ohsnapitsnik: sherlockey-werlockey-stuff: IS NEMO GOING TO BE A SASSY REBELLIOUS TEENAGER “no dad you don’t understand me” finding emo
hotgirlsht: rb this and in the tags put the signs of your parents and then the signs they gave birth to (you, your siblings)
stressadilla:The Killing of a Sacred Deer (2017) dir. Yorgos Lanthimos “You know, not long after my dad died, someone told me that I eat spaghetti the exact same way he did. They said what an extraordinary impression this fact had made on them. Look
rasputinaillyanna:You know, not long after my dad died, someone told me that I eat spaghetti the exact same way he did. They said… what an extraordinary impression this fact had made on them. “Look at the boy. Look how he eats spaghetti. Exactly the
jackharkness:That’s what my dad used to say. THE KILLING OF A SACRED DEER | 2017 | dir. Yorgos Lanthimos
taraljc: askjdhlfsjkhd: theinturnetexplorer: This awesome dad spent over and 350 hours turning his daughter’s bedroom into this magical treehouse. The project took 18 months. “My daughter wanted a fairy tree in her room that she could sit
Dad you’ve been drinking
robinade: “…thanks, dads,” I’m not sure I have words to describe how much I love the idea of Tony Stark discovering Peter’s genius— maybe accidentally at a school science fair, or something? And taking him under his wing. And then there’s
oyonok: Finally!A little triptych (literally, each is 5x7 inches) for my dad for late Christmas. Scanner can’t pick up the Copic colors, unfortunately, and this is absolutely not what it looks like in real life, haha. x__xCopics on watercolor paper.
the-gotham-city: Greg Universe appreciation post
droosy: some cool dad pics (please don’t tag as ship)
aeroplaneblues: Fantasy Boys I’ve been obsessed with the adventure zone since october? i wanted to make fanart ever since ep 2! but then I saw so much fanart and the podcast got Official Art™ I kinda got discourage. But got back at it and here we
carrionthird: gay dads who don’t sleep suddenly realize they don’t know how to deal with a human child who does
bsabo: So I got into listening to The Adventure Zone recently (the DnD podcast the McElroy brothers do with their dad) and boy howdy am I having a case of The Feels. No, YOU’RE crying at a comedy DnD podcast! The top pairing is my fave sweet couple,
thenightvaleintern: I was only going to post this on twitter but I messed up w image quality and I didnt want to re-upload so, here ya go, some old stuff Some ango, some kravitz, some gay dads napping w ango and reaper! taako from this great role-swap
veitstanz: Week 1 of Inktober 2016All characters from The Adventure Zone, a DnD Podcast that made me cry all sorts of tears recently. Check it out, show these brothers and their dad some love. ALSOI want to show some love too - reblog this post with a
this-artist-rushes-in: All that talk about that dad game made me think… whoops~ have some modern day dad Mags. sorry, I’m very gay.
oleandder:a detective boy never stops askin questions, even when his dad is taking him to the fantasy costco to get a new wand
tazdelightful: Angus’s coaches probably have a specific contingency plan for whichever dad happens to be attending his games/practices but sometimes it’s the Grim Reaper and like, how do you deal with that?
The signs as things my dad has said to me
In the Land Before Time series, Cera’s dad is a bit of a racist, isn’t he?
My mom and step-dad were at Walmart and saw a package of something called “Marvel Avengers Chibis” by the register. Knowing me well, they picked it up for me :) Holy crap you guys, these things are goddamn adorable. They’re 3 random
the-world-of-steven-universe: “DROP BEAT DAD” IS AVAILABLE NOW!!!
The Signs as Fallout Things
I found the best card for my dad
the fuCK U MEAN SHUI IS KONOE’S DAD I’M SO FUCKING MAD WTF
hecallsmepineappleprincess: itsstuckyinmyhead: Dads and Tumblr I reblogged strictly for the very last one
aint hominen edward elric's dad
rickmoony: newcrunchyp0rnflakes: Well… the rains gotta stop somewhere Oh my god, someone has footage of it! I remember one time my dad, lil brother, and I were leaving a Ryan’s. We were waiting for a chance to hop onto the road and in the distance
I can’t believe Nigel Thornberry is Eda’s dad.
dad-rock-davos: If you feel victimized for being cis on tumblr log off of tumblr for a bit and bask in the warm glow of an entire fucking civilization designed to make us feel comfortable you whiny shitting infant
The past three days all my dad has been doing is feeding me wine
grawly:centurycolor: grawly: grawly: I remember playing Space Channel 5 in front of my dad once and the VERY first thing he said to me was “why does she walk like that” food fight
I don't remember my Mom, my Dad either... But he was.... really, really nice!
The Non-Believer.
cool. so today my dad was supposed to clean me and my sisters bathroom like he does every week but since i’m money hungry right now i said i’d clean it so i did and i was like will i get paid?!?! and he was like okay we’ll see how good
lorelaigilmoure: #space dad and his son being the best duo
milesmorahles:Must The Mandalorian have a “plot”? Is it not enough to watch tired space dad run around trying to keep his small hungry gremlin child from creating chaos?
in reality the seduce your dad aesthetic sucks
chandeluresinitaly: I hate it when I’m playing Catherine and during a puzzle when I’m close to the top and then someone calls for me and I have to pause it and all you hear is GOOOONNNGGG GOOONNGGGG GOOONNNGGG a.k.a. my life
the-critical-feminist:lgbtprolife:definemeequalsimpossible:littlegreen-witch:sizvideos:Video - Via Siz iOS appMy heartCryingYou guys remember when I shared this video?It’s still great.God dammit, this video made me cry. The dad’s not even an asshole
The Untamable Muse
The only good boy in town 💖 Think he is looking forward to be puppy step dad
The rest of the dads. This pic was to get a sense of their designs before I started to put them in other compromising positions.
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when ur dad invites u over to watch a women’s crossfit event on t.v. but every other comment he makes is how the women look “man-ish” and “scary” because they’re very muscular
Okay, so I finished the drawing I was making yesterday. Mako and Bolin with their dad (I’d put their mother in too, but I have not decided how seh’d look, so I’ll post her later.) Here the boys were 5 and 3 years. It’s so hard