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theladypipsqueak: salparadisewasright: theladypipsqueak: MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS.
diekingdomcome: buddhabrot: this is actually the best post on the internet i lied every other time i said that I need a dog and kitty cat to love me like this
strikercorbie: g8dtier: avodaco: me when i get my student loan this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth #this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646
nonespark:strikercorbie:g8dtier:avodaco:me when i get my student loanthis is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646
bogleech: kramergate: ethereal-cats: kramergate: me, eating a hastily reheated costco hot dog: this is how the gods live on yonder mount olympus Actual gods on yonder mount Olympus come down and take your history reheated Costco hot dog i would
raisehelia: nonespark: strikercorbie: g8dtier: avodaco: me when i get my student loan this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth #this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing
nonespark: strikercorbie: g8dtier: avodaco: me when i get my student loan this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth #this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko
it seems that the only one I will ever cuddle with and fall asleep with is my Chespin plush. I could never allow myself to disturb an actual living person with my leg pumping and tossing and turning. Cats won’t even stay with me.
orzhov-fun-police: fallenwithstyle: So it occurred to me that since Neko Atsume doesn’t actually keep running in the background, nothing about the cats – who visits, what they’re playing with, what gifts they’ve left, etc. – is defined until
clueboob: sometimes everyone (me, mom, and the cat) in my house is really quiet and laying down and napping or being sleepy and i just assume there’s too much carbon monoxide in the air and we’re actually getting poisoned
oldfilmsflicker: Mr. Rochester just informed me that he is actually a prince trapped in a cat body but he doesn’t remember how it happened or how to remedy the situation. I am disinclined to believe him.
dollsahoy: thelifeofacatlady: dollsahoy: Floof vs Stick Please tell me it’s actual name is floof. It is! We found her last year and started referring to her as The Floofy Cat while we were trying to find her real owners. No-one ever turned
faeriesdowntherabbithole: strikercorbie: g8dtier: avodaco: me when i get my student loan this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth #this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing
commanderlizabiz: princeichi: gosh thor followed me into the bathroom and the whole time i was trying to concentrate, he just sat there in the bathtub, very loudly licking his butt. oh my god I forgot that your cat is named thor so I actually thought
duzy-pies::admin: this one is good actually Never underestimate the powers that cat
jboysthree: wannabeyourfantasyy: This is actually the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me. I wasn’t planning on posting this video, it’s just something we were going to watch later, but then our cat decided to censor us 😂😂😂 😂
throughthekaleidoscopes: godsdammitk: hatsuu: you came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker Actually, I think this is the exact neighbourhood I was looking for. oh my god yes. i want cats. all over me.
sexy-gal69: girliew: Hey Guys….THIS is actually what your Girlfriends are doing while they’re talking to you on the phone….(just saying….sorry to let the cat out of the bag ladies) Girlie My sister does this to me a lot
ED Note: You thought that was all, but there’s another strip!! Actually, I wanna dedicate this edit to @blisschild, who is the best TL an ED can ask for, and also got me the very best birthday gift ever! An official Long Cat! ❤yaoi-blcd general
Slav aesthetic is beautiful nature accompanied by the ugliest Post-Soviet architecture in existencealso, cat girlsquick little lovey-dovey thingy for my dearest @littleweirdoneko <3 photo taken by me as well, actually this is my apartment window***you
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littlefelinefatale: Me: I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet.What I actually mean: can confirm this is the most adorable part of having cats