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aliensymbol:Let me introduce to you a new OC I created. This cutie Sand ragon named Jake is the Cypress Beach guard. I’ll do my best to make him a regular character, this way I’ll be able to draw sometimes Paul and sometimes Jake :)
shidknee: evelynhollow: sad-broken-andneverenough: beyond-the-limitations-of-me: redxluna: pretentiousprince: apsychedelicdoomcult: Chimps do it for the lulz also I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT THAT FUCKING ALIEN SPIDER THING IS ON THE MAMA CHIMP’S
chrysalisgrey:sorelatable: this is so relatable nobody understands the picky eaters
officerstephens954: Last video from this session. Includes a happy ending. My buddy isn’t play-acting for the camera – this is REALLY what he’s like when he shoots. You can see me just standing there, waiting for the alien creature to burst out
glam-alien: the-goddamazon: butnotquite: Me, every morning. LITERALLY EVERY TIME I GET FANCY this is so cute
i just realized this is better than fallout4! i mean look that! it really looks like me! :D best time at southpark.don’t ask why i wore the leather armor… just don’t…“screw you guys im going home.” - ONAT aka Dovakhiin.
“Excuse me, may I ask you-”“Whoa, what the-”“I’m asking you something!”“Ahh uhh…”“This train reaches the city in three stops, yes?”“Uhh…yeah…but-”“Excellent, that is my destination…”“Uhhh…..”“Hmph…these
gothcostco: kinky-space-nerd: pipistrellus: my favorite part in attack of the clones is when obi-wan just fucks off to play space nancy drew on Clone Rain Planet with the alarming giraffe-necked aliens and swans in like “HELLO IT’S ME, the jedi
tlirsgender:tlirsgender:tlirsgender:Star trek is cool but sometimes you can tell it was written by white people Billy shat, narrating: the savage alien race,Me:I think about that tweet about “you can tell star trek was made by white people because
yellowricevagina: Playing Sims and watching Aliens documentaries until I bunny nap💖 #me #ahhyessss You can look at the picture and tell that the pussy is A1 my nigga i know it’s good
guiltrose:do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.
might as well upload this here lol
steelplatedhearts: at the beginning of gotg, peter’s mom asks him if he’s been fighting again. he says he has, because “they killed a little frog who didn’t do nothing.” in the next scene, a grown up peter is kicking weird little alien creatures
blueboxarchives: I think the thing that bothers me the most when people say things like, “How could the Doctor possibly fall in love with Rose? She was just a regular teenage girl and he was this ancient, amazing alien,” is that that, right there,
tokidokifish: the concept of yelling at employees is so alien to me, like a retail worker could fucking stab me and id probably still thank them for their time
the-nocturnal-fangirl: aydol: GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS i was just sitting on my laptop chill and what not with the tv on in the backround When the tv sound cuts out so i look up
gg rain replied to your post: though as far as body horror goes, I s…i totally agree with you I’m very much here for like silent hill type body horror then illness esc stuffyea, exactly that for me too, SH is pretty much my brand of horror exactly.
normanbecile: to-have-or-to-be: sad-broken-andneverenough: beyond-the-limitations-of-me: redxluna: pretentiousprince: apsychedelicdoomcult: Chimps do it for the lulz also I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT THAT FUCKING ALIEN SPIDER THING IS ON THE MAMA
weaver-z:Imagine being a reverse Superman where you’re really weak and struggle to keep up with your peers for your whole life until you learn that you’re actually just from a race of aliens with comparatively shit body strength. This is the
mangas:space pisses me OFF the sun is TOO large and black holes are TOO mysterious and aliens are TOO sneaky
kinky-space-nerd: pipistrellus: my favorite part in attack of the clones is when obi-wan just fucks off to play space nancy drew on Clone Rain Planet with the alarming giraffe-necked aliens and swans in like “HELLO IT’S ME, the jedi who definitely…
ufo-the-truth-is-out-there: slides nasa บ so, tell me about the aliens
buckyballbearing: I had the lightning rod realization why The Discourse about fiction feels so alien to me It’s because 99% of the arguments boil down to denying an individual’s agency Fiction is one of the safest ways to exercise your right to
fuckyeahdrmccoy: mangas: space pisses me OFF the sun is TOO large and black holes are TOO mysterious and aliens are TOO sneaky A novel by Leonard H McCoy
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:fallen-inspiration:medusan: aydol: GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS i was just sitting on my laptop chilling and what not with the tv on in the backround When the
just-shower-thoughts: Maybe the reason aliens haven’t invaded us is the same reason you haven’t flown to Africa to stomp on an ant hill. I been to Africa, them ant hills are terrifying
kingreiner: im-2spoopy4u: badgerdash-cumberquat: dneaves: I re-did the map as an American I can confirm this It was the aliens that killed me but literally ohiowe all know what ohio is butis there anythign there
kingreiner: im-2spoopy4u: badgerdash-cumberquat: dneaves: I re-did the map as an American I can confirm this It was the aliens that killed me but literally ohiowe all know what ohio is butis there anythign there glee
mangas: space pisses me OFF the sun is TOO large and black holes are TOO mysterious and aliens are TOO sneaky
sad-broken-andneverenough: beyond-the-limitations-of-me: redxluna: pretentiousprince: apsychedelicdoomcult: Chimps do it for the lulz also I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT THAT FUCKING ALIEN SPIDER THING IS ON THE MAMA CHIMP’S BACK JFC When you see
kayyflyhigh: catsandcunts: gameraddictions: sad-broken-andneverenough: beyond-the-limitations-of-me: redxluna: pretentiousprince: apsychedelicdoomcult: Chimps do it for the lulz also I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT THAT FUCKING ALIEN SPIDER THING IS
chiltonomics: holmesfan: tin-pan-ali: area 51 is just the american wizarding school aliens is a perfect cover story hOLY SHIT Let’s not end thereGive me a secret wizarding school in Ellis Island filled with wisecracking New York kids.Amityvile
bigbadblackooze: “Oh, Oh, Oh god!!! The ooze, it is entering me! Why does it feel so good?! Uhn ahhh! FUCK!!!”Inside his mind, “BECAUSE, WHEN THE ALIEN SYMBIOTE KNOWN AS VENOM ENTERS YOU, YOU CANNOT HELP BUT BE SENT INTO ECSTASY BY OUR POWER! HEH
flyboy-and-fight-me:gothcostco: kinky-space-nerd: pipistrellus: my favorite part in attack of the clones is when obi-wan just fucks off to play space nancy drew on Clone Rain Planet with the alarming giraffe-necked aliens and swans in like “HELLO
pipistrellus: my favorite part in attack of the clones is when obi-wan just fucks off to play space nancy drew on Clone Rain Planet with the alarming giraffe-necked aliens and swans in like “HELLO IT’S ME, the jedi who definitely… … was here
gentlealien: genuinerascal: Every morning we hop a little fence. Esper gets all jazzed about it, like we are doing something bad, so she shoots me this look like “OHHH MAN, we gonna get in soooo much trouble.” the Gentle Alien is excited for Crimes
joshpeck: fifthalbum: captain-dualscar: fifthalbum: people who don’t believe in aliens confuse me so much like you really think in all of space, which is infinite, we are the only planet with life on it. ok…. (psst I don’t disagree with you
harrysmovie: people who don’t believe in aliens confuse me so much like you really think in all of space, which is infinite, we are the only planet with life on it. ok….
mind-against-body: happyheretic: curiouslyhigh: nabulungi: lilo and stitch actually is the most depressing film that disney ever made it’s literally about parents dying and a child being forced to raise her younger sister and about an alien coming
eldoradoandcopperbeeches: sad-broken-andneverenough: beyond-the-limitations-of-me: redxluna: pretentiousprince: apsychedelicdoomcult: Chimps do it for the lulz also I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT THAT FUCKING ALIEN SPIDER THING IS ON THE MAMA CHIMP’S
danithedoommagnet: SkullGirl The universe is surrounded with hot alien babes Jake can never have. Calliope - Me Jake English - EveryoneLovesRobots Art - Playbunny Ahhhh so cuuuuuute ;n; I love how Jake’s voice was done! Thank you very much again
gameraddictions: sad-broken-andneverenough: beyond-the-limitations-of-me: redxluna: pretentiousprince: apsychedelicdoomcult: Chimps do it for the lulz also I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT THAT FUCKING ALIEN SPIDER THING IS ON THE MAMA CHIMP’S BACK JFC
amaranthdesires:The idea that friendships/ relationships/ dynamics lots of times it just kinda happens is so alien for me to get a grip on 😟So basically there’s nothing I can do.. or what?Have to be more to it than just pure luck..
chessys: the worst is when a movie is about space and it turns into an existentialist look humanity rather than aliens u dont need to leave this dirt orb to examine ur relationship w ur daughter show me some tentacles
sixpenceee: A lot of people ask me what I’m afraid of the most, and I gotta say aliens are definitly on the list. Probably because they sound the most realistic to someone who has no paranormal experiences. Think about how big the universe is. Are
