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“If you were a dismembered country squire, I’d make a date with you no matter how difficult you were to schedule.â€
“Broadly speaking, I’d like to have a ‘function’ in your ‘narrative.’“
“When I said you were very ugly, I meant it in John Watson Sign Language.â€
“You make me feel higher than Sherlock overdosing on a jet.â€
“My love for you is even more enormous than 1880s Mycroft.â€
“Nobody has more features of interest than you.â€
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“Are you Emelia Ricoletti’s grave? Because I dig you.â€
“You may not be Emelia Ricoletti’s corpse, but I’d be happy to chain you to your bed anyway.â€
“If I tried to deny my love for you, it’d be less convincing than Hooper in a mustache.â€
“Are you Emelia Ricoletti’s wedding song? Because I could never forget you.â€
“I need you more than Lestrade needs a drink when he’s afraid.â€
“Are you Irene Adler? Because I’d like to keep a picture of you in my pocket watch.â€Based on a suggestion by @cat-n-claw.
“I could break every bone in your body while naming them, but right now there’s only one bone of yours I’m interested in.â€
“I may not be a corpse, but I would let you whip me even if there wasn’t a medical point to it.â€
“May I be your unsavory companion of dubious morals?â€
“Dating you would be an even better idea than MI5 security.â€
“Do you have a secret twin? Because if so, I’d love to get acquainted with both of you.â€
“I would help a drug addict dig up a one hundred and twenty year old grave just to spend time with you.â€
“Unprincipled drug addict or not, I’ll gladly be your gentleman hero.â€
“Kiss me until my lipstick is smeared like Emelia Ricoletti’s.â€
“I would rather receive an envelope with five orange pips than be without you.â€
“I would give you dancing lessons even if it meant your Sign Language needed work.â€
“I could never nearly forget you.â€
“Are you a future world? Because I have a conjecture of how I might fit inside you.â€
“I would put on a black veil and pretend to be a client just to see you.â€
“Are you Emelia Ricoletti’s ghost? Because I want you to be my boo.â€
“I would kick Moriarty over a waterfall for you.â€
“My feelings for you are so blindingly obvious, even Lestrade could work them out.â€
“My love for you is increasing faster than Mycroft’s weight.â€
“I must go deep into myself to solve this case… but first I’d like to be deep into you.â€
“I don’t care whether you’re a Viennese alienist or a retired army surgeon– you can ask me any curious questions you like.â€
“If Moriarty suggested that you and I elope, I would not find it impertinent or offensive.â€
“Forget literary criticism by means of satire. I won’t be talking because my mouth will be preoccupied.â€
“The only papers I want floating in my mind palace are love letters from you.â€
“I’m a storyteller. I know when I’m in one. And meeting you was clearly my happily ever after.â€
“Are you a plum pudding? Because I would want you inside of me even if it took four months and eleven days off my life.â€
“I may have addressed over forty percent of my remarks to your decanter, but what I’m really thirsty for is you.â€
“Are you Emelia Ricoletti? Because you got my attention in very efficient fashion.â€
“Don’t take Moriarty’s word for it. Come see for yourself how surprisingly comfortable my bed is.â€
“Are you a drug? Because you alleviate boredom and occasionally heighten my thought processes.â€
“Forget morphine or cocaine. I get plenty high just off of your presence.â€
“Are you Mrs. Hudson? Because I need to give you more lines… More pick-up lines, that is.â€(This one got a bit meta, haha.)
“I want to be more permanently glued to you than Mycroft’s ever expanding backside is to his spot.â€
“I know what a nurse is capable of, but I still say that you’re excessively skilled for one.â€
“Are you Eustace Carmichael? Because I want to be with you until five orange pips do us part.â€
“Will you be my enemy that I must certainly lose to?â€
“Did Holmes learn about jets from you? Because you’re pretty fly.â€
“You don’t need to put on a mustache in order to examine my body.â€
“Are you from a future world? Because I want to get your telephone contraption number.â€
“I want to say ‘I love you’ to you more often than Holmes says ‘features of interest.’“
“I heard you have a mouth like a crimson wound. Shall I kiss it better for you?â€
“Do you have a feet fetish? Because my game is afoot.â€
“You’re more important to me than finding Emelia Ricoletti’s substitute corpse.â€
“If you think Mycroft is enormous, just wait until you see my dick.â€
“I want my mind palace to have your details so perfect, I won’t need drugs to be immersed in them.â€
“Are you Moriarty? Because I’m looking for a maths professor to multiply with.â€
“You don’t have to go… you could stay with me…”~This art was funded by my sweet sweet patrons on Patreon~——-makin some ANGST because this is how i felt about s3 and the special ;w;Please do not repost or edit my work. Please
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