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askfordoodles: cuddlyplaguedoctor: hellyeahthomassanders: Narrating People’s Lives: In the Aisles! by Thomas Sanders That’s adorable. I love how the dad does this side-glance at his kid like “You’re about to be embarrassed so hard, son”
Great Quote but the best response if anyone says it, is: “Not To You”
TSK: The urologist thinks my patient has prostatic congestion... and the treatment is to ejaculate more often.
the-absolute-funniest-posts: liztrade: Look at the details! The dog bowl says ‘Loki’, and the license plate is “ASG4RD” or Asgard. It’s cut off in the gif, but the mom’s coffee cup has a Stark label on it. I still declare that the best part
dummieblondie: Girls, If you are like a facial and doggy style fanatic like me that is like the totally the best part of being in a MMF threesum. There is like so fews things which can make you feel great and totally good at sumthing then getting fucke
That’s one of the best ways of doing it. H.S
The episode that asks if honesty is the best policy. This is the third episode written by newcomer Josh Haber, after Castle Mane-ia, and Simple Ways. What I’m starting to notice with his writing style, is how he has very simple premises and keeps
The best part of valentines day is the day after and all the sweets are discounted, how metal is that.
Dancing in the sun! Well, something like that but let’s better read reviews of the best webcam sites
The Cooler was a great episode. Let’s all appreciate Phoebe.
morivan: naughtyvixens: happy 413 or whatever These are the kinds of crack pairings that make all the best… L E M O N S ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! christ almighty, griff
New Post has been published on http://bonafidepanda.com/friend-turn-stranger/How a Best Friend can turn into a Stranger leloveimage Breaking up with someone is never an easy task. But sometimes, when you know that the person is entirely wrong for you,
porciine: boy-bomb: Things come along like this that make the internet so special, I AM IN FUCKING TEARS ITS BACK I don’t even care if y'all’ve seen this before IT’S HERE AGAIN SO YOU SHALL WATCH IT AGAIN
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that-laj asked you: Hi there! I was the femme!Sniper with the braid at Otakon. I just wanted to say that you were a totally adorable Merasmus! Hi! I remember you, you adorable sniper you! ;u; lkjdf thank you thepompouspickle asked you:
That nice warm sleepy stage with a full bladder is the best feeling! ☺️✨
michaeldrawrrett: “Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Korg, I’m kind of like the leader in here - I’m made of rocks, as you can see, but don’t let that intimidate you, you don’t need to be afraid unless you’re made of scissors. Just
rabioheab: my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also
venerabledreadnought: queenofthequillandink: megablaziken: So I went into Macy’s and I’m not sure if this is the proper advertising strategy for belts. That’s the best advertising strategy for belts. My mind says BDSM… But my heart says
isei-silva: mrsjadecurtiss: Favourite Disney Characters - Lady Adelaide Bonfamille I remember seeing her for the first time as a child and her grace and beauty blew my mind and that’s when I knew I wanted to be like her when I’m her age
denchgang: the simpsons is still the best anime even if it has become mainstream, this is from a classic scene though :)
katgryffindor: arasellle: justheroverthere: I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type I know mine. it’s pureblood THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFETIME
The Initiative, 1 of the best things that happened after the tragic Civil War.
kittenonherown: ruskabelle-rabbit: blog-anglophonic: Ain’t that the motherfucking truth. This feels pretty fucking relevant. I know I am. I’m always the villain or at best the anti-hero in a story.
vcughn: revolutionariess: characters that go through hell yet still believe in the goodness of humanity, still hope for the best despite everything, refuse to let darkness consume them because someone somewhere is always going to be good are literally
quartercirclejab: sometimes on the world map (and occasionally in battle) cloud’s sword arm gets really huge it’s pretty much the best graphical glitch of all time
kaciart: Stick suggested teenage Durins. With their father dead they would have to be the men of the house and do any of the DIY jobs that were needed. And because theyre young it probably wouldn’t be the best workmanship. But Thorin is looking for
hattedhedgehog: Durin family Erebor correspondence from Bgtea’s “The Inevitable Love Story Between Two Oblivious Idiots”, which is a wonderful, wonderful fic that everyone should read. Dís is the best.
rattlegore:im 3 episodes into the sopranos and already fully confident in saying that dr melfi is one of the best characters in tv history. she’s nuts. “do you feel like frankenstein, tony” fucking phenomenal
donutdoxy: washimi is the best birb i have ever seen in my life She and Gori make up one half of the dialogue that is my soul.
The Best Ship in the Multiverse!
meetmeatthecoda: jellyfish-with-ocd: agxntkeen: You deserve the best in life, Lizzy. It’s the reason why Tom had to work so hard to be that for you. lizzington week ≡ day five ↳ lizzington is real – what makes you believe Lizzington is already
jmcnultys: “I think that [Mulder and Scully’s] relationship is defined not by what’s being said, but by what’s being withheld. But it’s absolutely plain that they love each other — in their own way. It’s the best kind of love. It’s
friendlytwdreminders: friendly reminder that the fandom is willing to forgive merle for blatant racism and shane for trying to kill his best friend twice, but at the same time, calls andrea and lori whores for wanting men after the end of the goddamn
gentlemangeek:callmebliss:A friend of mine got a copy of an old Dutch edition of The Hobbit. I absolutely agree with their assessment that this is the best cover art the book has ever had. The more I look at it the more I love it. Look at it. Look at
One of the best on that album
alphamelociraptor: camibech: Please spread this. While it wasn’t the best place to make this reference, he wasn’t trying to be an asshole. okay, explaining the joke doesn’t make it okay. especially when the joke is punchline about a man dressing
lilliana-c: kodaksnacks: The scene that started the “wooooooow” gif Truly ICONIC Season One of The Wire. One of the best shows ever.
queenstravelingdarling: bellygangstaboo: Serena won her first Grand Slam at 17. She’s part of the only pair to win a Career Doubles Golden Slam. She was the 5th woman to hold all four Grand Slam singles titles simultaneously. She was the only player
That’s totally bullshit ! thats the best way to get unhealty and hurt yourself … and i hate these fucking wrong messages.. Want to get “ thinner ” ? just eat healty food and do some exercise .. Don’t go Starvation mode
nikoniko808:to the person who got my zekrom named oppai you’re the real mvp
fishingboatproceeds: johndarnielle: fishingboatproceeds: Hank and I agreed not to exchange birthday presents this year but instead he got me the best present ever! #nerdfighters I want to serve notice to John Green that while I love him like a brother
So…I’ll be totally honest. I didn’t know if I would be comfortable with my brother also being gay…Until I get this text message…Bro: But thats no the best apart of it. The real tea…is
You’re none of them because you’re all of them. You are who I love; the girl on the pedestal, the fantasy the make-believe things that are actually true. You are what I love; the depth, the inside jokes, the best friend. You are when I love; a new
Centori arrived with the best news of an already frustrating evening. A letter and magical clutch delivered filled with materials and instructions on how to create a rune brand that would quell the powers of the mark, discovered by one of their alliance
buckysbeauty-capsbooty:niuniente: haikyuuofficial: donkos: gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun is a treasure, if i don’t reblog this assume im dead THE NEXT 3:30 MINUTES AFTER PRESSING PLAY WILL BE THE BEST 3:30 MINUTES OF YOUR DAY. If anyone asks you what
playing katamari damacy on the projector might be the best thing that’s ever happened to me.
thequeenofsunflowers: wellyfullofale: I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life
bamboo-muse: thesedrugsthatkeepmehigh: reblogging this because spencer was the best thing that ever happened to this show He was apparently always doing wacky shit on set when the camera wasn’t on him to make people laugh and mess up their lines
kirjar: aminaabramovic: I wonder how the band 3OH!3 is paying their bills and managing day to day life after their 5 whole minutes of success in 2007 I looked this up the other night out of curiosity and they’re doing pretty well, man. One dude competes
the new update notifier i installed sometimes doesn’t work or is it just that mspa is fucking with me, cause i have to refresh the page a lot of times to see iteither way, this upd8 was really cute too ;u;
arcampbell94: tina-belchers: Batman has been around for a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very long time. The Lego Batman Movie (2017) dir. Chris McKay This is why the LEGO Batman movie is the best Batman movie of all time.
aduck8myshoes: stingsglowingdick: EVERYONE JUST WATCH THIS NOW. THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER. There is about 80 shows, can you name / spot them all? the amount of editing that must have gone into this. holy shit
@ the people saying that my sketching look like official art THANK YOU THIS IS THE BEST COMPLEMENT EVER
light-leaper: ldde1985: nemmymouse: blue-le-q: Things come along like this that make the internet so special, I AM IN FUCKING TEARS IT’S BACK Cannot not share again. In love with that vid. This is honestly the best thing I’ve ever seen
giffing-su: “You must be Rhodonite! A Ruby and a Pearl, that must have been a story. I want all the details.”
young-english: the only bad thing about mashed potatoes is absolutely nothing
The nerd I reblogged this from has a quality blog and I recommend you all follow them
ok so remember that wings!blake drawing i did. the one where shes in an outfit similar to her “intruder” one?TRASHING IT. its OUT. GOOD RIDDANCE.because i found a better outfit. much more formal yet…casual. an outfit weiss would be proud of
Lmaoooooo fuck my school they never provide enough parking for students and then dish out parking tickets when you’re forced to park somewhere that isn’t an actual parking spot. Like ok charge me ฮ when it’s your fault that there is
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