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My kid sister’s tits are so big and perky that all my friends ask me if they’re real. I act disgusted and change the topic. Little do they know that I get to play with them every night and they are definitely real.
Yeah I have a 1-29-13 update hangover. My alpha babbus are just so beautiful I legit cried over that update okay because everything was beautiful and nothing hurt somebody instagram dat shit. I meant to post this earlier but I caught the flu so I’m
My friend told me, that this beverage is supposed to be a very American experience, so I tried to finish my transformation into a true American on this 4th of July. Immediately regretted my decision. It’s absolutely horrible. Send help.
fairytrainer: anticersei: Genders been cancelled [that one kid in class voice] you know if the gender doesn’t turn up after 15 minutes we can go
cats522: transbliss: weloveshortvideos:Is that really a pumpkin? LIKE I DONT UNDERSTAND I would have legit died right there THIS HAS ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO MY TWICE
swankivy:the-stray-liger: itsmydrink: bemusedlybespectacled: lesbuchanan: hyenasnake: whyisthisreality: grays-galaxy: business-pug: siren-that-sings-owl-city: wonderlandroundtwo: amthsts: patron-saint-of-smart-asses: low-budget-mulan:
wontongod: uchibrah: eva—00: coalgirls: there’s a seque; who tapes this my kids will never watch anime These are the type of anime nerds I hate
yeahflashback: i loved these when i was growing up. i think i still have some that my kids play with -Amy FIZ LOOOKKKK i really wonder if i still have some of these i remember having the frankenstein monster and the vampire
I am totally going to throw my kid a Cracker themed birthday party.
my professor said my writing has improved since I’ve started in my grad program
whenever I research bergen county schools I remember how little I want to teach in one. So many of the teacher’s bios are like “I ENJOY READING BY THE FIRE AND I LOVE MY KIDS AND I REALLY LOVE THE SUMMER, BECAUSE I GET TO GO DOWN THE SHORE
samandriel:At this point I’m so numb to snow that words like “blizzard” and “white-out” ”wind chill” “life-threatening” “severe” “warning” “advisory” “alert” “state of emergency” no longer phase me
dogsaremypatronus: I think there’s a big difference between loving an animal that is under your care, and loving the idea of having one. So many people I see love the idea of a pet. They love the pictures of their smiles and they love the videos
lesbianedgeworth: a fundamental misunderstanding of aizawa’s character is that he’s lazy or genuinely doesn’t give a fuck. he’s a chronic workaholic and gives too many fucks for his own good.
mother-duster: “Not all at once ladies :)” I say to the rats that bite my ankles
My roommates have made the comparison that the show off my flight rising dragons so much that its like a parent showing pictures of their kids in their wallet
golookatmyotherblog replied to your post “[[MOR] Hey zozo whats your type? *distress noises*”I love that other people call it woohoo tooI blame it on how much sims 2 I use to play
adrnired: boomsilencio: this is my favorite commercial when cosplayers become parents
that-twink-over-there:unclefather:I can hear my kid playing supermarket by herself and she’s telling all the customers that they are disgusting and they need to leaveAnd she’s right
I remember as a kid watching this and thinking that cat was a walking cat schoolbus or something like that.
that-awkward-kid-ashley: that-awkward-kid-ashley: My cat is really freaking adorable okay Happy National Cat Day 😸
daintylolihime: don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem and makes you a shitty person
slimshadysasuke: if my kids ever do something bad, as punishment i’ll force them to watch a continuous rerun of the land of the waves arc
snizzydoesit: vineciatanai: brainflavoredzombiesnacks: classysassyrude: -Daddies Little Girl Is that bow wow in the first one? Yesss with his pretty baby 😍 Now who said black men ain’t daddies? ??
20daysofjune: Protester is yelling at black police officer. “How does it feel to represent an institution that’s killing your people?”
kingoftheheelstate: gloupseason: “why u bring cake to my class ion like these kids” My nigga is over it
fightweight: heyfranhey: Baltimore School Deals With Conflict By Sending Kids To The Mindful Moment Room Instead Of The Principal’s Office Health Nut News writes: Not all kids have an easy life and because of that, not all kids come to school ready
I am spending these days that my kid is away just high as fuck. My anxiety is on ultra high since she has been gone. I have been smoking all day yesterday and today. Its been pretty awesome. Im just relaxed and horny.
so this girl that used to go to my mom’s daycare is friends with me on facebook and she constantly posts about drama with her boyfriend and how in love/hate she is and that she can’t let him go. I’m like, kid you are 16 years old you
when I was a kid I was in love with my best friend and when we played barbies, our barbies would give each other cunnilingus and that’s how I knew I was gay.
The problem with playing with kids is that 30 min isn’t enough. I told my nephew I wasn’t gonna play with him because he was a poopy pants and now he is very upset
Parents guilt tripping their kids with the “I fed/bathed/sheltered you” shit would be the equivalent of me going to work and yelling “hey I showed up! What more do you want!!” to my supervisor.
imqueerandangry: i hate this fucking myth that going through a trauma makes you a better human being???? like i told a friend about how i was abused as kid and she was like ‘well yeah but didnt that make you be a kinder person?’ like no???? it fucked
‘Kids are gross’: on feminists and agency
My life (and that of my friend) was just threatened by two super cool fratty long islans guys who think they know they mob in a cab back from downtown. Kinda terrified since the kids live in my down community and actually were punching the seats we were
layla-and-majnun: I only hope that my kids never feel this way.
impactings: When I’m married someday I want to be so in love that our kids are disgusted
boys-and-suicide: I don’t want my kids growing up afraid to tell me things. You drank? Okay. You smoked? Okay. You’re struggling? That’s alright. I want them to be able to talk to me without feeling like they’re going to be punished, so they end
monsterkissed: here is an idea: normalise the idea that adopting kids is a valid option even for parents who could conceive a child themselves, and not just an inferior backup option for parents who can’t
tokachiku: hardcoreandmetalbitch: One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever. that fucking kid took one for the team
simonalkenmayer: fuck-customers: Funny story from the other night: A dad came into my cafe with his 3 year old daughter. He bought her a cookie and himself a coffee. They sit down, and I go back to my pre-closing cleaning. Three minutes later
igobymamas:To think that my kids probably will be like this with me😂😂
askichan: “Did you hear that? My, the things he says~”
libbycherry: tanlines-: WTF IS THAT My sister said it looked like “the black things in Harry Potter”. Smh I can’t even.
Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. This kid loves bananas we need a kid like that christmas would be so easy :p
:My kids are gonna have parents that are madly in love with each other thats my plan
culturallyrelevanturl: perlockholmes: ibrokemyheart: shaun-alejandro: jeffisthename: pleatedjeans: via Uncle inspirations This those shoes with that dress tho? ¬_¬ Princess Anna and her uncle, princess Flip Flop WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOSE
problackgirl: “There’s a difference between discipline as abuse”… Um no hate to break it to you but violence against a child is inherently abusive. I don’t understand how people can process and understand that it is never okay for a husband
f3lix-and-g3eks: i love when kisses get so intense you just grab at each other because you literally cannot get any closer to each other. Thats my favorite thing. or when you aren’t thinking and kisses get sloppy and you get a mouthful of teeth. i
My sister in law put my niece on the phone and she immediately told me “bye bye” lmao damn I got burned by a baby….
I’m just that Scottish kid from down the block.
askthefamilyoflove: Ruby: At least we managed to not get Garnet expelled from school,That Jasper kid’s gonna be fine ( Maybe, I think I heard something about a crooked nose..) and we grounded her from T.V, so she’s learning her lesson!Sapphire: You
so this season of voltron gave me that good, GOOD, Holt content as well as garrision trio shenanigans so it was quite honestly the best season for me
passionpeachy:there’s a new dove self-esteem project x steven universe e-book that lets kids personalize their own book, including choosing their own pronouns, and it’s very cute (click for better quality)
Wow life ya’ be like that? Taking commissions again!
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