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“Grow the fuck up, Noah,” she said to her younger brother as he hung his head and pulled his hand away from his cock. “That’s fucking right, and I’d better not find you stroking that pathetic excuse for a dick without my
He was getting nervous and making excuses again, but I wasn’t worried. If anything, this experience had taught me that my little brother was weak. Amazing in bed, sure, but ultimately weak. I just waited until he finished talking and I made my offer
rarazet: littleblackchats: fatmomsgetfit: I think “Hey, fuck you, buddy. I spent the night learning to riverdance,†is going to be my go-to excuse for everything, now. –AW “Don’t look at me like that. My bed is too comfortable.†THIS IS
cuteosphere: My excuse is that it’s pride month, so here are some comics that are retelling actual conversations we’ve had recently. The UK heatwave means lots of hanging around in underwear eating cola flavor ice lollies. I was originally going
This one took me a while because I wanted some variation in this one and so that’s why it took me so long to finish this one. Please excuse the little bit of clipping in some area’s and webmshare is lower quality because the clip is 10 sec long. So
attagoodboy: Auntie had a thing for young boys and she always found an excuse to get me to visit her. Once I was inside her house, she locked the door and wouldn’t let me go before she had milked me so many times that my usually very full balls was
bustysister: I know it was just an excuse, but I didn’t view sucking my little brother’s cock as cheating. I was just being a good sister and taking care of him. It wasn’t my fault that his cock and cum tasted so good.
Umm, excuse me, but that was my water.. haha
Here’s that black widow that was suggested before.(excuse the mess!)
yourblowjobprincess: A couple orgasms will help me sleep better. At least, that’s my excuse.
sweetlittlekitty: I WAS READING “WRECK’ WHEN SUDDENLY A PACK OF GOOGLY EYES I COULD NOT RESIST 9__6 I’M CRY oh my please excuse me while i just PISS EVERYWHERE
maddie-son: My thing is, dude has issues, everybody does. Theres no excuse for him, and he hasn’t won my respect, but if he has apologized, paid his debt to society, and made a change for the better, then let’s let him grow and move on,
The eighteenth theme of Drawlloween 2015! Also, I would of made this yesterday, but my excuse is that it was Sunday, I was tired, and I really wanted to spent the rest of the evening playing Mad Max. D:
hottstallion: shower: “No more excuses that my cock is salty.” This a delicious, huge, brutal, monstrous, fleshy huge cock, to give pleasure !
godessalexia: Ooh my god!You came without me even touching that pathetic excuse for a cock of yours!You really are the most useless boii on this planet! I bet you would cum in that chastity if I so much as slid a single finger up your asspussy! This
hungdudes: “No more excuses that my cock is salty.”
0lightsource: Happy freakin’ Birthday Noill! Not totally using this as an excuse to draw my favorite artist in the universe a pic Hope ya had a good one! But don’t eat too much cake, cuz ya know where that goes lol…ghost humor…
groovy-midnight: My part of an art trade I did with @sile-animus.It’s been quite some time since I’ve drawn anything, and this was a great excuse to get back to it.I’m definitely a bit rusty, but for not having drawn anything for 18 months or so,
And here we go, normally, requests are just sketches or sketchy lines but since it’s my OTP that I haven’t drawn in ages….I had an excuse to actually get a bit more into it XDtotally failed anatomy but yolo
Being on this website with friends is so weird bc im fighting with one of mine i guess?? And I just thought “wow I can’t wait to be vague-d about bc I accidentally liked a post that described how high school Musical 2 was a metaphor for being
mrhoneystreak: It’s getting n o i c e and warm over here, and… that’s my excuse for drawing Demencia in this outfit.
Selfie! I was feeling uncharacteristically good about myself today so that’s my excuse. Okay I’m done being vain. Time to smoke a bowl and hit the hay :D
I’m so stupid I found a friends phone and text them saying I found it..
batmanisagatewaydrug: batmanisagatewaydrug: unpopular opinion but it’s cool if you don’t want to be in love like, idk. I used to feel so compelled to make excuses for being single, whether it was self-deprecating jokes about myself or insisting that
ped0noona replied to your post: Excuse the Teen Top feels that are about to explode all over your dash because I was asleep when the mv came out… I HAVE SO MANY FEELS!!! SO MANY FEELS I’M HARDLY EVEN REBLOGGING, I’M JUST SITTING HERE SPAZZING
About to bullshit a brochure on genetically modified plants i had like 3 weeks to work on thats due tomorrow morning…and here. we. go.
Summer dinner vibes…At least that’s my excuse. 😂 (at On The Border Mexican Grill & Cantina)
chaoticrice: inuyana8: For fiveforchibis! I’ll never be able to draw profiles or legs, but I don’t care, this was a cute idea. I imagine that Wu would put on a tune (and lie it’s the radio) just so he could have an excuse to dance with Mako.
The amazing Leah had to cancel breakfast with me due to falling ill, and was over-apologetic and feeling terrible about it and I was likeOH HONEY YOU ARE FINEI’ve been subject to plenty of bullshit excuses (Dean and DM) and even without that lovely
happyhourprofessional: fratful: ellendegeneres: Shia LaBeouf brought a Classic Joke with him to my show today! The real joke it that beard. Excuse me that beard is fine as hell
chibird: I heard today was Penguin Awareness day, so that’s my excuse for drawing more penguins. :D Enjoy~
bromar: *goes to england* me: excuse me, what time is it? brit: time wots that m8? *big ben chimes* everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers* brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
jxh2000: Well Tumblrs, I hope you enjoyed tonight’s set. That’s all for now. If you’ll excuse me, now that my ass is stretched out nicely, Daddy can give me a good butt fucking. 😁😰💦
ayatollaofrock: Morning.An idea I had after realising I hadn’t really used her much. Not my best, but I wa experimenting with lighting, so that’s my excuse.
Today has been a little bit shitty for reasons unknown and I’ve just been really irate lately so I’m just going to curl on the living room floor ignoring the washing up I need to do and hide under my blanket.
I have a love/hate relationship with these nights when I stay up, until the wee hours of the morning, reading. I can be on my own fictional adventures for hours before I realize that I have to be up for work in a few hours. I haven’t had one in
ghost-of-eds-beard: However, despite the fact that Captain Marvel (a.k.a. Ms. Marvel) is a popular choice with fans to get a chance to shine in a movie, Whedon isn’t quite so sure it seems. “You know, I do like a character whose powers are a
Am I shipping trash?Yes, yes I amWill I ever tell the person that i ship my character with theirs?Never in a million years
broken truth
thechubbykink:This one isn’t that hot, I just wanted an excuse to put kiss marks on my tits… But please reblog this one too!!
I want to improve my portrait skills in terms of personal work. At one point it was all I was painting, and now I barely paint them. It seemed like a good excuse to get some more Bully AU in.We’re currently at a winter fair scene in the rp since
suggestivecacti: oh my god the squirrel is trying to bury the nut in the dog’s fur and the dog is just like um excuse me sorry but i’m not designed for that sorry
are you ever just about to fall asleep and have these weird ‘dreams’? b/c yeah was about to fall asleep but then suddenly i saw mink’s face with his body attached to this weird contraption. think that baby head thing from toy story.
uhm?? wo w okay??? who do u think u are, coming into my house, my post, thinking that iwa-chan’s gonna destroy anyone’s ass before mine ://
faggotryngendersissification: You pathetic excuse for a man! You think dressing as a girl is going to turn me on!? You look ridiculous all dolled up. You need a good hard spanking. The only think that excites me about you looking like this is that you
iamtemptation: matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:nvclearbomb: metallikato: We Californians be like “Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous” “Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!” “So fucking fetch” I
usedhusband2235: poor slave has to sit to pee like a little girl 😂 ….have been making him squirm and leak all day in his clit cage sending him photos of my keys and my creamy panties from thinking about torturing that pathetic excuse for a dick
tbmulr: 221bec: sabrinagrimm: EVERY CHARACTER HAS FLAWS PLEASE REMEMBER THAT PLEASE PLEASE excuse u but I have an objection i really really thought that was going to be a character that benedict cumberbatch has played and i dont think ive ever been
i just want to go up to someone and whisper shinee’s back in their ear but that would be frowned upon and also a bit uncomfortable on my part
findingmyrecovery: This IS the best I can do I am NOT slacking off I am NOT using my mental illness as an excuse It IS ok that my best is not the same as other people’s bests
snuglefuk: sex-er-cize: Its not porn! Its nude art Your link has a good point but that doesn’t excuse the fact that my body isn’t yours to self promote on. Ok?
evilbuildingsblog: My local doctor’s office in the snow. Going to this place actively raises your blood pressure (that’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it)
Leadership To have the weight of ones ideals and thoughts upon ones shoulders makes one strong, but to have the weight of others.. That, is true strength.
…I have no excuse, This was based off of elasticitymudflap‘s headcanon that Homoloaf was a lil romantic and Marshmallow was the nasty one omfg I’m sorry
I forgot to show that I tattooed Misaka Imouto on my own leg recently shdjdkdkflfk
theendlessmidnight: Collab - Glee-Grey’s Crossover by *Zerasu Santana: ” My girfriend is Gorgeous!”Callie: ” Well my wife is equally gorgeous.”Santana: “But you’re both old …”Callie: “Excuse me!?”Santana: ” You heard me, I feel
