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She told me was a storm, and she meant to warn me. Storms are unstoppable, natural, ferocious. I should be scared. But in her eyes I saw a light that no storm could hide. And so all I heard was that she was unstoppably, naturally, ferociously inevitable
Well then, today I told my mom that I am pansexual and I explained what the definition of that is….She then was like “you don’t even know if you like women, I’m sure that if u meet the RIGHT guy and u have sex with him, it will STRAIGHTEN
justbrosthings: honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch
People who run sfw stim blogs that don’t allow cgl etc. are fucking angels, people who are into cgl however, are fucking eviland tbh the mom side of me (not kink related, i just like being the mom friend) just wants to protect littles from the obvious
libraofcolor: me, a dumbass, two weeks ago: why is it so cold its literally the month of May like me now that the heat is Here:
itsborderlinebitch: tbh you get so used to your mental illness that its not even like “oh god this cant be happening” like it used to be. its just like lol “here we go again another mood drop” “oh well would u look at that i cant stop shaking”
for record-keeping purposes, I read reid as dmab agender as in “I have been screwed over by masculinity so many time and a lot of the masculine figures in my life have either left me/made me feel like shit that I’m just going to go fuck it
If you see me at a con:
throws a hissy fit before I leave for my professional development, because not only do I have a one hour session for a standardized test that doesn’t even cover my subject matter, but I have a two and a half hour session on co-teaching, which I
dollsome-does-tumblr: a thing that i have realized lately is that, like, kylo ren just doesn’t work on me. i just don’t get it. i see all these people being fascinated with his character, and saying adam driver is doing such phenomenal work, and that
anyways, I don’t want to go on about fandom drama junk all day, ‘cause none of us need that aggravation tbh, but that’s just something that’s been bugging me for a while and it came up so I figured I’d mention it
all that really matters tbh.
theongreyjoys: i’ve been on tumblr for 2 years now why dont i have a group of friends that tag me in things and have inside jokes with i mean cmon
bluestermind: gifsandfusings: OMG this is so excellent Pearl would cry
i honestly hate haikyuu so much like what the fuck?? it’s so??? offensive tbh???? like why the fuck are all these boys so fuckin ideal?? i hate this wtf fucking date me bokuto u 2d fictional piece of shit
lesbolution: irisannwest: do you ever do you ever just have that one class that one freaking class that just depresses you when you think about it because oh god you hate it so much #the bourgeoisie tbh
paradise-tbh: mividalocafam: Macklemore calling out his/others white privilege YAASSSSS
queenejanine: creamynut: People that unload all their problems on to you within a few minutes of meeting you be scaring the shit outta me. I have a coworker like this. It’s so annoying tbh “What’s up, I’m Greg”“Not
eccentric-nae: apocketuniverse: me on monday: its going to be different this week!!! i wont get discouraged by small issues and i’ll stay on top of my work!! me by 4 PM that afternoon: Me @ 4am that morning tbh
o-dawgtheinvincible: sigmarikz: certaflyably: thirstingaintdead: Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension “Make me”, “oh really”, “is that so” “prove it” “What’s in it for me?”
imnewlolhi: craphat: lucygoub: Transformation Tuesday! So I’ve lost 14 lbs in the past 3 weeks using this natural cleanse. So glad my friend recommended it to me! Omg let me just say your story inspired me! So I saw that the site was doing a promotion
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: look me in the eyes and tell me that if the character you hold near and dear to your heart knocked on your window in the middle of the night and said “drop everything and come with me” you wouldn’t do it you know you fucking
mysliceofhell: pandicorn-e: wafflemasteroffandoms: daws0nanya: gay-youtubers: thearmada4231: Stories that Give Me Hope. Stories that make me cry I’m sobbing. what is this moisture coming from my eyes my eyeballs are leaking ???? The last
octopusheart: dendropsyche: sharped0: clientsfromhell: Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink. Me: What black pen? Client: The one that was lying on your tablet. Me: You threw out my 贶 Wacom pen? Client: I tried writing with it and
monteithlovers: “I started doing comedy because that was the only stage that I could find. It was the pure idea of being on stage. That was the only thing that interested me, along with learning the craft and working, and just being in productions
cumfort: all this shit that is happening in louisville is so scary i hope to god that anyone who follows me or sees this post and lives in louisville or wherever the riots / “the purge” is currently happening that you all stay safe and i’m praying
bckyb4rnes: youngmushroom: hwatlarry: if you are a vegan great! tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it but if you ever ever tell me that im a killer or try to make me feel bad for eating meat i will eat you ok
“Big Hero 6 is so well done that to have the feeling that any of it was inspired by anything that we had done at Marvel… it’s thrilling to me.”
missbassweight: temporal-eternity: videohall: A video that has made me rethink things. Fuck. I knew there had to be a twist, but not that. Powerful. wow that was one of the most powerful things I’ve ever seen
stunningpicture: A kid that lives in the Dominican Republic. He doesn’t know me, or the fact that the anti-theft software on my computer is taking pictures of him whenever he’s on my laptop that was stolen from me over a year ago.
strawberrystardust: clear-as: rowdy-redhead: ratherdielaughing: Polite cat That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes. “Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.” “Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d
nthhn:childrenmilk:itsbetterthananal: this vine haunts me Thats literally me when i see anything behind me lmfao hahahahahahahahhahahaha
fab-rebel:When you accidentally touch your soul
dear 98% of the people that follow me that dont talk to me
fruitpinch: i was in the car with my dad and he said to me, “hey theres a sticker on that car with uh, that guy on it” and the car drove away before i could see it so my dad was trying to describe it to me he was like, “his face is inside of
thisiselliz: kids: Daddy future me: dont call me that kids: why not dad? future me: tumblr fucked that up for y’all
amethystbruises: wow I love seeing pictures of me on my dash that I didn’t post and that have no link to me. great shit.
obi1kin0bi: kingdomheartsddd: fr0fection: yungflor: when you sleep in a tank top and you wake up with ya titty out ghosts take your titty out tbh theys a freak need me one like that
snowwbunny: tbh dating me is like having a pet reasons -gets separation anxiety -wants your attention all the time -pet me. -I get excited when you get excited -I get sad when you get sad -needs your affection and validation, that’s right tell me
chickensnack: chickensnack: TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM congratulations to me and my funny dog that i drew 8 years ago for getting a million notes
heroidic: raise your hand if you’re that type person who never knows what the hell is going on
modernday-siren: dripping-adorableness: trebled-negrita-princess: MESSAGE Whoo shit ooo bitch!
And even though I act crazy, I gotta thank the Lord that you made me #mom #tbh #80s #photobooth (Taken with Instagram)
johnentwlstle: it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to
mothurs: me, after socializing: i think that went well brain: really hoe…lmao okay where do we start
internetcultleader:i literally constantly have fear that im playing my music too loud in headphones and everyone can hear it and theyre all secretly judging my music taste
carl-thecreator: IF YOU COMING AT ME WITH ANY NEGATIVITY THATS A REFLECTION OF SOMETHING INSIDE OF YOURSELF THAT U NEED TO DEAL WITH BOO, BLESS UP
:))) a long nsfw darfin story :))))darfin slept over the other day and tbh the night before we were so tired that we sat in his room in the comfy clothes, me on the bed and him at his computer and we had headphones in and watched our videos separately
FINISHED W MY FRENCH CLASS and tbh i kicked ass on dat final i wrote an entire roman-feuilleton about some bourgeois motherfucker DeScEnDiNg into les égouts with a mothafuckin rat so he can ouvrir ses yeux to the injustice of the bourgeois and see that
is it bad that im just waiting on Nepeta to come back so i can gather up screenshots of anons that told me she’s boring/useless/and has nothing to do with anything thats going on rn and then make a post w/ them and be like “i hope you guys
I don’t even feel 27. That sounds ANCIENT. I feel like I’m still 18 tbh. Just a lot smarter and less pathetic.
str8aura-no-not-that-one:cheddar-baby:sillyfunny:Staff’s asleep post Bluey full episodeEven better, it’s the non Disney one where Bandit talks about cutting his balls off!
Highkey wish my inbox was filled with interesting messages and questions rather than that "r u a virgin" bullshit
purple-thursdays: mangoestho: champagnemoon: this is really me with any Mary j Blige song this is really me… That’s the only way you can sing that song tbh why is this me
katyro21: ishmelina: katyro21: ishmelina: katyro21: ishmelina: katyro21 fuck u lil bitch you’re not invited lmao why you wanna fuck me so bad tho? ;) Ew, you wish HOE Haven’t reached that level of masochism just yet LMAO tbh weak Ur face
kyleehenke: It’s totally crazy how people say that I look like I’m having so much fun being me, because that couldn’t have been farther from the truth not all that long ago? I literally spent the majority of my life hating myself and being disgusted
I sometimes just get this rabid urge to do something and finish it to completion and sometimes it’s good like when the urge wants to be art related or work relatedbut sometimes it also tells me that I have to binge watch the entirety of the DuckTales
tearingdowndoors: Trying to drop subtle hints that you’re queer around new people, but usually just ends up like
