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anicegoodboy: So you think girls really want a guy to spray their face with cum? Oh boy, I can’t believe I caught you looking at that porn shit again. How the fuck do I get you to stop looking at that crap? I didn’t marry you for you to sit around
==> Karkat: Be that guy You know, that guy. The guy who’ll always be there no matter how fucked up you are and will accept you and stay loyal to you despite all the things you’ve done. That guy. Reminds me of when I did that drunk Rose
Oh, I just realised the problem… jesus FUCK i want to hug whichever asshole wrote this question How the fuck do you answer that. You have officially won the troll olympics. oh my god
savvyifyanasty: deepsmashedatl: bone8210: I dont know what the fuck this waz!! This is hot > hot video! But how the fuck do you just suck his balls for 2 seconds! Bitch you need to be downing that dick! And how are you not rubbing on his sexy
counterterroristswin: BUT THEIR EYES SO CONFUSED AND ADORABLE “WHY ARE WE HERE” “WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS” “SO MUCH LIGHT - WHY” “OH FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT” how the fuck do you even get owls thats what i want to know
pale0zoic: koripxo: thatduck-sureisugly: I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense THAT FUCKING COMMENT
Like I’m just gonna say a thing here.When anybody expresses an interest in something, it is not your place to tell that person about how you don’t like that interest and then tell them about your preferences. Nobody asked you. And when you do that
monumentofallyoursins: audiencezombie: koulin: gamercrunch: This guy knows how to Far Cry WHAT THE FUCK HOW DO YOU EVEN DO THAT WHAT THE FUCKING CHRIST IN A HAND BASKET WAS THAT
iamshadowthehedgehog:HOW THE FUCK DO YOU HANG ONTO THAT FUCKING DRAGON EXITING THE ATMOSPHERE? HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA SAY HEY MAN SLOW DOWN? DOES THIS MILLION YEAR OLD ASSHOLE LIZARD REALLY CARE IF YOU FALL OFF? IS IT GONNA CATCH YOU??? HOW THE HELL
skrtelshead: me watching the men’s teams: you overpaid pieces of shit how the hell could you miss that get up you lazy crybaby he didn’t even touch you this isn’t the oscars what the fuck is wrong with you!?! me watching the women’s teams: I
loveserum:something that is like really not talked about that much w mental health stuff is just like. how easily it can come back. One day I’m really doing ok and not even thinking bad stuff and then one terrible thing can happen the next day and I
I think what’s really frustrating about whatever my head is doing is that it’s sliding back to how I felt when I was in high school? the whole you’re hideous/nobody likes you/you’re fucking useless. and I’m sure it’s
dramaticallymurdered-confes-blog: TRIP GO SHOP FOR NEW FUCKING CLOTHES WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING YOU STUPID /FUCK/ YOU ST U P I D ASS HOLE WHO THE FUCK WEARS /PLAID/ ON A FUKIG SUIT YOU LOOK LIKE HANK JR.s NEW CD YOU ST U PID G CULIN
thegestianpoet: romanticize the fuck out of life if thats how you cope who cares fuck those text posts that are like “your life will never be a wes anderson movie” well of course it won’t but i’m buying that cute yellow tea kettle anyways motherfucker
youcouldbefound: thewayhereyeslightuptheroom: teenawh: jem-sie: letsfack: legitimism: Where is this? How tf do you walk down that? how the fuck That’s terrifying Looks like an adventure Let’s do it.
damnitwhatisthecatdoing: sinbadism: invisibleblackunicorn: newtype-newhalf: invisibleblackunicorn: newtype-newhalf: sportywitch: kcdak: eouz: WHATEVER YOU DO DONT INVERT THE COLORS ON THIS PICTURE FUCK NO i dont know how to do that delete
animexion: urtube: taze-that-chicken: urtube: It’s so fucked when you lose your glasses like you need them to see so how are you supposed to look for them cause you can’t see shit you do realize that people don’t turn blind when they don’t
battyy: the fuck is this demon magic how the fuck do you open a fucking metal can with a FINGER how much do you EVEN have to work out TO OPEN A CAN WITH A SINGLE FINGER HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN HOW STRONG ARE YOUR FINGERS EVEN CAUSE LEMME TELL YOU REAL
frustration-squared: glupglup: thisischristmascake: ibelievethesecondpart: sentimentalsanity: I WASN’T EXPECTING THAT SWINGING THERE IS A HORRIBLE IDEA HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET ON THE SWING HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET OFF THE SWING WITHOUT FALLING
mixed-apocalyptic: real-live-dragon: timepunkspg: the chemical mentioned in the article… like only if you ate 100kg of mac and cheese in one sitting… that’s how much it’d take to be toxic. well i know what the fuck and how the fuck much im doing
kriemhild-homulily: thisischristmascake: ibelievethesecondpart: sentimentalsanity: I WASN’T EXPECTING THAT SWINGING THERE IS A HORRIBLE IDEA HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET ON THE SWING HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET OFF THE SWING WITHOUT FALLING INTO ALL THAT
fuckyeahlaughters: kriemhild-homulily: thisischristmascake: ibelievethesecondpart: sentimentalsanity: I WASN’T EXPECTING THAT SWINGING THERE IS A HORRIBLE IDEA HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET ON THE SWING HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET OFF THE SWING WITHOUT
videogamedad: muscleluvr2: battyy: the fuck is this demon magic how the fuck do you open a fucking metal can with a FINGER how much do you EVEN have to work out TO OPEN A CAN WITH A SINGLE FINGER HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN HOW STRONG ARE YOUR FINGERS
vespa311: what-is-it-anon: //Can we talk about those two guys for a second? You see that? That’s fucking air acrobatics right there, during the fucking battle. Do you know how much effort it takes to actually do that? Soldiers have to freaking hold
yourplayersaidwhat: Ranger: “How many fucking enemies do you have that we’re going to run across? You’re sixteen, why do so many people want you dead?!” Rogue: “LOOK, why don’t you be the child of the head of the assassins’ guild and then
real-live-dragon: timepunkspg: the chemical mentioned in the article… like only if you ate 100kg of mac and cheese in one sitting… that’s how much it’d take to be toxic. well i know what the fuck and how the fuck much im doing for dinner today
kinigget: audiencezombie: koulin: gamercrunch: This guy knows how to Far Cry WHAT THE FUCK HOW DO YOU EVEN DO THAT how the fuck…
I’ll always hate my mom for keeping my dad around. After all he has done to us and the kids in her daycare, how the fuck do you stay with someone that almost killed your child? That’s really fucked up
didyouknowmagic: youcouldbefound: thewayhereyeslightuptheroom: teenawh: jem-sie: letsfack: legitimism: Where is this? How tf do you walk down that? how the fuck That’s terrifying Looks like an adventure Let’s do it. No one? No one took
queenofthemindpalace: lonelytreestump: My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you how do you accidentally say shut the fuck up
purifey: sulved: emeriss: c0nformity: invokes: guccified: ash? idk who ash is but this girl is so perf i cant how the fuck do you not no who that is? it’s hannah from pretty little liars!……bitches that’s not ashley That doesn’t even
bifurpawz: kriemhild-homulily: thisischristmascake: ibelievethesecondpart: sentimentalsanity: I WASN’T EXPECTING THAT SWINGING THERE IS A HORRIBLE IDEA HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET ON THE SWING HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET OFF THE SWING WITHOUT FALLING
tails804: glupglup: thisischristmascake: ibelievethesecondpart: sentimentalsanity: I WASN’T EXPECTING THAT SWINGING THERE IS A HORRIBLE IDEA HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET ON THE SWING HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET OFF THE SWING WITHOUT FALLING INTO ALL THAT
504-boy: spottedassashely: bryant252: acequeenent: This is pretty cool She Gotta Camera In That Pussy? How They Do That? 😒🤔🤔 Wow!!! How the fuck Do you do that
thetriplesthreat: that-thing-from-that-place-yeah: how the fuck do some people get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what #that’s what howard stark did for his son omfg THAT TAG
Guys Jordan just sent me a screenshot of Shiver by Lucy Rose. Have you heard that song. The fucking words it says. Like. Do you not understand how badly i want to be back in your arms where i can breathe. My body aches with missing you and i can’t
1800ch0kedath0e: explodingpoptarts: BARBIE. YOU DO NOT FUCKING LEAVE YOUR DOOR OPEN WHILST COOKING BODY PARTS.Barbie, You don’t put mirrors in the kitchen. How the fuck are you taller than your own fridge, barbie? can i has coookie? IS THAT BACON?!
jayyynice: youcouldbefound: thewayhereyeslightuptheroom: teenawh: jem-sie: letsfack: legitimism: Where is this? How tf do you walk down that? how the fuck That’s terrifying Looks like an adventure Let’s do it. Can someone tell me where
dryveinsbrighteyes: Tyler: “I didn’t know what the fuck was going on, I thought it was a gunshot. I heard that shit and was like “fuck that”. ???: “You jumped high though.” Tyler: “I’m black.” Seriously though how the fuck do you
eatingisfab: aladycalledkatie: counterterroristswin: BUT THEIR EYES SO CONFUSED AND ADORABLE “WHY ARE WE HERE” “WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS” “SO MUCH LIGHT - WHY” “OH FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT” how the fuck do you even get owls thats
typical: aladycalledkatie: counterterroristswin: BUT THEIR EYES SO CONFUSED AND ADORABLE “WHY ARE WE HERE” “WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS” “SO MUCH LIGHT - WHY” “OH FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT” how the fuck do you even get owls thats
thefutureauthor: but seriously imagine mr. and mrs. granger getting a letter from hogwarts in hermione’s second year “what the fuck do you mean our daughter turned herself into a cat” how the fuck is that possible how did you not catch
I can’t wrap my head around how the fuck can you do that to someone who’s so fucking down for you? How the fuck how the fuck how the fuck.
i love how people think they can regulate other peoples’ cosplay, no one gives a fuck about how OTHER PEOPLE want you to cosplay so don’t come around here with that crap also listen up everyone, do whatever the fuck you want to do with your
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: glupglup: thisischristmascake: ibelievethesecondpart: sentimentalsanity: I WASN’T EXPECTING THAT SWINGING THERE IS A HORRIBLE IDEA HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET ON THE SWING HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET OFF THE SWING WITHOUT
l3ts-get-fri3d: youcouldbefound:thewayhereyeslightuptheroom: teenawh: jem-sie: letsfack: legitimism: Where is this? How tf do you walk down that? how the fuck That’s terrifying Looks like an adventure Let’s do it. I’m down
stoned-levi: stoned-levi: You wanna know? You wanna fuckin know? You wanna fUCKING KNOW HOW I FOUND OUT BERTL WAS THE COLOSSAL TITAN? I WAS READING AN SNK DOUJIN AND ANNIE BIT HIS DICK. THAT’S HOW I FOUND THE FUCK OUT. DO YOU THINK I’M JOKING?