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That spirit of playfulness is what I see in kitten everyday that reminds me just how lucky I am to have someone who is so completely like me in the most fundamental of aspects.
squirtslut: mylittlesdirtydaddy: 3always-0124: sirdaddybigcock: Want more? Nice Fun idea Now that’s how a pair of panties should be worn all day Before your wife heads out in the morning, be sure to dump a load in her panties. The little things
How does one win, not 1, but 2 Brit awards without being British?? Oh yeah, I know! You’re name has to be Niall James Horan and you have to be perfect in EVERY WAY possible and sing like an angel, that how!
How to make your own silicone dildos! I came across a fellow assplay bloggers site today that has a great description of how to make…View Post
How long can you walk with that plug to feel comfortable?
rawhoneybliss:May your energy inspire others. May your energy lift people up. May your energy radiate positivity. May your energy have people believe in the goodness and sweetness of life. May your energy have people believe that kindness still exists.
How is this not everyone’s favorite joke from Season 2?Scratch that. How is this not everyone’s FAVORITE MOMENT from Season 2?
That feeling when you know a huge spoiler but your friend hasn’t seen it yet
That burger looks fake af lmaoalso idk tis just a late night doodle but I kinda wanted to draw Grillbz for quite some time, he’s a HOT dude ;)but ehh … Imma prolly have to change the……everything in the next pictures - if they ever
frosty-viking: Let’s see how far we’ve come Okay, now I understand why people think Hiccup is hot. That lumberjack look is fine.
How rude Diana! don’t you see it’s 2016???
treepelta113: fangirltothefullest: senashenta: avannak: nefertsukia: lucilequiquempois: ukinea: i’m so sorry Bonus : excuse me but hOW IS THAT A BONUS #dead!Hiccup AU is in comic-form now. Odin help us all. GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW.
emotional-cheerleader: slayfaye: Angel Rices’ tumbling never ceases to amaze me Like how…. How is this possible
tkscrolls:jehovahhthickness:desperate-acts-of-capitalism:jehovahhthickness:jehovahhthickness:jehovahhthickness:I wanna be that CEO that pays their employees 70K a year like that white guy I be seeing all over the Internet. I can’t remember his name.
leauxgan: thesylverlining: mishasminions: wumbowing: jessicreep: kumoi-no-hikari: makomori: #submit this for best short at the oscars this is that one post that i’ll always reblog It’s back the teacher killin it HOW IS THIS 6 SECONDS This
every time i see that khan shower scene on my dash i kind of cringe inwardly and i think of all the ways they could have made it less awkward if the director had even tried it’s like he didn’t know how to make a dudeshower sexy and then
cuddlyukrainian: what do you mean this isn’t how you’re supposed to use life sized cutouts
How dare you infer this means I’m shipping a Brains and Brawn team really really hard. How very accurately dare you.
How wonderfully sexist. Thats how you do it, indoctrinate them with injustice young. Good job lady. Burn in hell.
STICK EM LIKE PATRICK EWING #AS10 (listen to keith murray, redman, erick sermon “how’s that” below)
*claws at own face* How do you write a personal statement for a job that gets you in the door of the greatest place ever?
golookatmyotherblog replied to your post “[[MOR] Hey zozo whats your type? *distress noises*”I love that other people call it woohoo tooI blame it on how much sims 2 I use to play
michaelsexford: what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need
That was a cute episode. I love Steven’s love and enthusiasm for helping his dad, making him kind of oblivious that not everyone has the same intentions he does (it makes me sad to think about how everyone was laughing at Steven’s work gaahh). I like
That episode was amazing! and so are you! I know how much you love Pearl in a suit so I decided I’d make a drawing of you with her for this momentous occasion. I hope you enjoy the rest of your day Artie! - @deadassassin6!!!! ohh my gosh!!! This is!
ahpart: today in class i was putting on lip balm and this guy said “no matter how much makeup you put on you’ll still be ugly” so i just looked at him and said “no matter how much you act like a dick yours won’t get any bigger”
asparagays: “i can’t sleep” “just close your eyes lol” wow thanks for that a+ tip how did i never think of that
bigwordsandsharpedges2:animentality:Seems legit to me. That’s something an American would do.
vastderp: blue-eyed-hanji: dirtysouleaterconfessions: theultradork: People ask how the combat in Soul Eater works.This is more or less accurate enough. THE NOISE I JUST MADE this is exactly how it works that’s the show
antidarkheart: tateshaw: fancysomedisneymagic: This is crazy…. Tis not crazy, Disney would have the voice actors act out a scene so that the artist could use it as a reference. In fact the audio for the Mad Hatter is all taken from this scene.
prousts: #tbt that time i was raving about an all women shakespeare company and some fuckboy butted in with “i hate how you never hear about all men shakespeare productions” that has honestly been the highlight of my university career so far
marauders4evr: It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear: It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.
how do you hands anyway. w/e, happy 11/11.( *⌒▽⌒)ﾉ
How's your daily quest?
how does an eliter lose to a squiffer b/c theY FUCKIN SUCK THAT’S HOW
baltiamore: Baltimore Police Beat Woman for Videotaping them Beating Man in Custody The police commissioner himself said it’s legal to film the police how did he not get that memo?
ohitsjustgreg: tittytaytay: sobeitjay: ohitsjustgreg: bennyblnco: What do you do if you and your girl at the club and she start grinding on some random man? “Uhhhh babe…….what was that??” go dance with other girls im petty, id take another
ch0c0late-4ngel-g0ddess: lionmighty: hypnotic-flow: yungmelaninking1810: heaux-ass: every family got that one perverted ass Uncle …. 💀💀💀 THAT IS YO NIECE, CHARLES 😂😂 I’m the tongue flick. I’m in tears Ain’t no
lookalivezay: sweetsuze: polobrando: gyrozeppelisgrill: polobrando: gyrozeppelisgrill: Fuk st Patrick’s day fuk u that’s my momma bday I said fucc the holiday.. Tell mom I said happy early bday ight LMAO why was that so funny 😂😂how
That girl Katy killed any chance of anyone else interesting coming aboard since she blabbed about how much they paying her corny ass. They can’t pay nobody else that kinda money so nobody worth seeing gonna do it.
annieskywalker: thewinksofgod: stolen-pharaoh: gl3nblu3z: wordismasha: yunngmocha: thelovelybones124: kaiiwooo: westafricanman: well i’ll be damned welp SHE DID THAT ! IF YOURE NOT GOING THIS HARD FOR BLACK WOMEN YOU ARE NOT AN ALLY
myredbike: I will be here. Don’t be concerned. Even though it might seem that this crazy life runs past us at times, that doesn’t mean I’m running away with it. Sometimes life can get testing and drain all the energy from us. That is when we need
The tears I cries for you that day are like the tears I cry today The pain I feel inside reminds me that I’m living every day The thoughts of you that fill my head go ‘round and 'round like yesterday And all the love I feel for you will
How did that stupid fanalis gif set I made get 199 notes????
Oh yes, lets just reblog a video of a snake having a seizure! It’s set to funny music so nobody will care that they just watched an animal die!
I didn’t realize how over powered armatization was until I beat the dark turtlez at level 57 hahaMind you… characters in my party did get KOed 31 times but that’s just because Rose has a pretty stupid AI imho
eatmyownload: scruffyfucker: www.scruffyfucker.tumblr.com dyn808: That is fucking hot!! Woah That moment when a straight guy realizes how amazing it feels to cum when you got something in your ass rubbing against your prostate!
selfiegoth: my favorite thing is when ur gay and ur friend who is also gay says “thats gay. youre gay” and its such a nice subversion of how thats typically said like its this little affectionate nod btwn gays and i love it
anti-disney-inc: when hayao miyazaki said that true love was two people inspiring each other to live…recognizing just how hard living is, putting one foot in front of the other every day, how easy it is to lose our passion for it…… that’s the
bakrua: bakrua: if you are 13 and there is a 17/18 year old showing interest in you: please run away and never look back. i understand that you feel special; that older person will tell you how mature you are and make you feel special. but please. run
How come white people are saying “bye Felicia” all the time now like that saying isn’t almost 20 years old? My fucking BOSS said it to me while she was leaving work one day and she almost caught fade but I had to snap back and remember
es-tea-enne: noncanadiansatan: bertismylife: vickisaurusrex: cute names for ur newborn child yeehaw ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) hte Spaghetti lil shit swiggity swoner i have a boner genocide come on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), we’re gonna be late how is that pronounced
partyshoggoth: Oh No That Was Probably A Really Weird Thing To Say Wasnt It: A Memoir
eyerisanne: That there, that’s not meI go where I pleaseI walk through wallsI float down the LiffeyI’m not hereThis isn’t happeningI’m not here, I’m not here
i actually can’t be friends with most other artists in this fandom, from my past experiences their base on friendship is that they have to have their butts kissed 24/7 and or derives on how popular you are and i can’t stand fake friendships,
dgcatanisiri: How often do you think that Garnet’s future vision shows her ‘what if today is the day the Homeworld Gems return to destroy Earth?’ I mean, if she experiences future vision like Steven did, she doesn’t just see it, she lives it.How
I cant get over how beautiful Hinata looks in The Last like seriously they payed CASH M O N E Y for that animation and I’m so glad
lillyzewolf reblogged this from you and added: You’re a god for having that many projects going on at once sdksh that’s only the dirkjake one s haha h everything considered I have a lot more going on, I don’t even want to know how many
I love your art so much, hope you like this coloring i did the other day.(that-bee14)
HOW DID I FORGET THAT BLOOD TESTS HURT SO BAD AHAHA
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