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Ya… that’s always my assumption. The bitches in question tend to disagree however… it ends badly in general… luckily I don’t give a shit. ^_^
Gahahahahahaha! I wish I was that cool when I was a teen…. NICE.
Oh no… they’ve created a word for that thing I do… fudge….
Gahahahahahaha! I know a girl like that. ^_^
Fuck…. I knew that shit was no accident!!!
…. so that’s what my future wife will look like….
…. that makes me want to cry….
… right? That bitch was so prissy… I mean I still wanna lick her head bone extrusion thingy…. but prissy for sure…
Ya…. that sounds about right… >_>
…………………………………………………….. TONGS? Jesus…. thats hot. ^_^
=O NO one is that dumb…. no one….
……………………….. I want this… if only to use that line. XD
Now THAT… is a rockin’ ass. ^_^
Aint that the truth. Damn women… =_=
Ya… that so fucking works for me. Amen.
HAHAHAHAHA! So its NOT just me who think guys look absolutely retarded wearing their hats like that! YAY!
The only planking pic I ever enjoyed. I mean… who the fuck is gonna beat that? Ha, you lame teeny boppers got NOTHIN’ on this guy. NOTHIN’. XD
This is why Tumblr is so great… never could I have painted, sculpted or put into words the amazing fail that this movie was. But here it is… on Tumblr… my exact sentiments. YAY! ^_^
Ya…. that about sum’s it up. ^_^
HEY! NO! LIES! That’s what we HOPE for, not what we EXPECT, or PICTURE the whole time. FFS… women are so crass. >_>
I’m not gonna hold my breath on that one… =_=
……………… I almost didn’t post this… because it may be racist… however… its comedic value FAR outweighs that… so…. AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
…. WELL? WRITE THAT FUCKIN’ SHIT DOWN!!!
Squirt that shit it Life’s eye. Or if you’re religious God’s. =_=
lmao I never looked at it that way. No wonder the style never appealed to me, being as generously endowed as I am. *brags*
I’d laugh… except I’ve done exactly that on more than one occasion… don’t judge me…. I just think my cock is pretty.
HA! Herbivore 1 - Carnivore…. untold billions… but still! That’s a win for the herbivores!!! ^_^
Never EVER. I don’t roll that way. ;)
This is totally correct. I’d just like to point out though that girls who dress like sluts ARE sluts about 80% of time, but ya… theres 20% who arent. Also anyone who ACTS like a rapist… is almost never one. Rapists are sneaky,
…………. that movie kind of makes a lot of sense now… >_>
LMAO… This is like… part of my personal belief system. Can you imagine if Nietzsche saw that shit? GAH
I don’t get it… nice hair, nice tits, nice hips… she’s hot. Wtf is wrong with whom ever made this meme???? Are you telling if you had THAT riding your cock you wouldn’t enjoy it? You don’t deserve a penis….
lmao…. This literally just made me snort an Arizona drink out my nice and give a great booming laugh so loud that my roomy jumped half a mile in the hallway. Nice. ^_^
I posted this not for its racist content, please ignore that, but just to point out… Canada isnt even on there. WIN.
………………. that’s fucking hilarious! XD
….. thats fuckin’ genius…. musta been a Canadian kid.
Sigh…. its things like this that make me refer to him as Canada’s Shame and please understand… its very difficult for me to bad mouth my beloved country….
Honestly… the biggest proof of a God is the miracle that is the cohesion and prosperity of the USA……. gotta be a miracle…
I’d be having dog for dinner that night… =_=
…. thats just awesomeeee.
Ya… thats pretty fuckin’ epic, I won’t lie.
Hahahah…. would that really work!?
Really man??? I mean I get it when women photoshop themselves… but men? Maybe Im sexist but thats fucked up man. WTF? Also… women usually just fuck it up with warped door frames etc… you just like… anatomically reconfigured
Hahahahahaha, thats epic and creepy at the same time. XD
Hahahahahaha… most of you are too young to remember this but webcams weren’t always around… this is the best cybering master of all time. Love that guy.
Seriously…. that’d be a useful trick to know….
….. I don’t know why I am posting this… Its just that her color coordination pisses me off I think…. and I like rabbit stew…. >_>
Dude… I could SWEAR.. the guy did that on purpose…. that little half step before he hit him looks like he was aiming carefully…
lol I hope that teacher doubled the extra credit on that at least.
…. *thinks about that*….. That seems accurate.
Well… that settles that… Cats win.
….. Jesus fuck… see how she throws a fuckin’ tennis ball maybe first… add that to the manual…. That one guy though, fuckin ROCKSTARRIN’ it. Saves her fool life…
lol….. Not sure if Im glad thats the worst… or freaked out thats the worst… wtf bro?
….. I hate that fuckeer and Ive no idea who he is… =_=
Ya. If that ever happens to me in my life it will prolly look something like that. =D
…. I feel like… the author of this… doesn’t realize… that that’s steam… and Im almost certain they have no fucking idea how a nuclear power plant works… ahahahhaahah. XD
I know whomever made this is trying to make a point… but I have no idea what it is since every guy/girl I know would consider that hot present day. *shrug*
HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA. If it was me though, I would call the cops. Thats technically illegal. At least where I live. Then Id wait for the cops to show and try to explain to these knobs that what they’re doing is illegal… and the reason
lol Add the fact that time isn’t even linear to that and you can multiply the mind fuckery two fold. ;)
lol While I HAVE seen nice messages like this… we still have the regular bad ones. Its not that Canadians are SUPER polite… its just that we SEEM super polite… compared to America. ;)
