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Oh my god, roomie, remind me never to go to an event like that again.My feet are killing me!Would you mind giving me a foot rub?
sacawimahold:“That’s a good boy, Uncle Allan! You know that Daddy would kill you if he saw some of the pictures that I have of you and me together. I mean, literally kill you, and not in a pleasant way.”"I hope I don’t accidentally
whirlismymuse: Then they got married and he killed her and their children. That ‘I would never, ever hurt you’ line cracks me up every time. Dude, you kill her. Sucks to be you. Sucks more to be Meg.
Ray Dragon - [Joe Gage] Armed Forces Physical
gaymommy: man it pisses me off that they killed her off in such a stupid way. she could have been supreme. she probably would have been. and even if she wasn’t, she was still much more powerful than all the other girls. but noooo, they killed her off.
#he steps forward IN THE FIRE #THE HOLY FIRE THAT WOULD KILL HIM DOWN TO THE VERY GRACE #HE STEPS FORWARD RIGHT TO THE EDGE #UP IN LUCIFER THE MOTHERFUCKING DEVIL’S FACE #JUST TO TELL HIM TO STEP THE FUCK OFF SAM #yeah tell me again how cas doesn’t
bcmargot: O_O This looks pretty good, but I’m pretty sure that if those are McD’s burgers eating it would kill me.
kalxskirata: 0nigum0: bcmargot: O_O This looks pretty good, but I’m pretty sure that if those are McD’s burgers eating it would kill me. Cause, yah know, McD’s burgers are the only bad part about this… Not what I’m saying lol, all
strokemypuss: nomoreideas: i always wanted a vacuum bed! I just had to reblog this as I find it fascinating- but I would kill the guy if he stopped my breathing like that ! That’s if he hadn’t suffocated me first!:-) http://strokemypuss.tumblr.com
whothefuckiscas: entrophilia: “You think I don’t know that you told him to try to kill me?” “Yeah, I suppose that is how he would hear it. When I learned of the angel tablet, I did tell Castiel to get it at any cost.” Because
cummy4mommy: Any man would kill to fuck my busty mother. Fortunately for me the only thing I killed was her pussy that night.
theeporndog:That’s some really fun photoshop work, what a dream that would be, suspending the fact that balls deep would likely kill a man. Oh but let me go that way. God Fucking Damn! If you are real then my manhunt is yours forever. Photoshop
Kill la kill body swap!!!? Ryuko matoi and Senketsu, originally planned Ryuko and Satsuki body swap but someone hinted me that senketsu would make a better swapping partner. going to finished the rest tomorrow.
This is a little morbid.There’s this bridge in the area I play Pokemon Go. Every time I cross it, I look down, and think about jumping. Not that hard. Just long enough to remind myself that not only would it not kill me, it would probably break my bones,
if you guys don’t mind indulging me for a minute: what would you like to see more of in my art? Is there anything you particularly enjoy about it?
Leone from Akame ga Kill!I totally forgot i said i would draw her. So here you go.Should finish colors and stuff soonish.You can support me by reblogging, liking, sharing and stuff like that.Also have a Patreon if you wanna give me monies. c:
fyxefox: Whorses can enjoy summer too~ (She would kill me for that joke)
capntony: You know, I’m 1,500 years old. I’ve killed twice as many enemies as that, and every one of them would’ve rather killed me but none succeeded. I’m only alive because fate wants me alive. Thanos is just the, latest in a long line of bastards
elizabethgillies: Wish that you would hold me or just say that you were mine It’s killing me, slowly Lana Del Rey - Fuck It I Love You (2019)
…. its a good thing I dont even like that movie… or this would wreck me.
tonysopranobignaturals:tonysopranobignaturals:it’s true that simply killing billionaires would not fix problems inherent to capitalism but elon musk? you can’t tell me things wouldn’t be at least slightly more bearableposts that aged
whatevachild: clannyphantom: would you still love me if i had this theme? the divorce papers would hit you so fast that you’d need reconstructive surgery.
fudge-the-otter: kaida-draws: fyeahfursuiting: Haii.. think you can post this for me. The suit was stolen and I’m trying to spread the word NC reboost! cuz I would kill the guy that stole my suit! No killing necessary… But please do help this
ohnoraptors: アニメジャパン 2014・フォトレポート「グッドスマイルカンパニーブース」
dredsina: today after i was done ringing up an old lady’s purchase she asked me a common question, which is “is your hair naturally like that?” (curly) i answered yes and she said very seriously “i would kill everyone for hair like that” she
compartmentalist: Imagine how frightening it would be if Hogwarts had a Picasso piece “Please… Just… Just kill me…” yeah that’s about all that thing would say
Kill me now. I’m so sick that the thought just crossed my mind how useful a snuggie would be right now.
natsushair: Come on I need to know what’s up with his arm! The suspense is killing me. This chapter has made me question what would be under those bandages to have them react that way around Brandish. It’s made me wonder if it might really be a remnant
somewhat-eren: i have otps that i would kill a man to make canon and then i have otps that would probably drive me to kill a man if they became canon and i ship both of those variations just as hard.
soloveitchik: soloveitchik: Anyways I despise men that go after women much younger than them just know I would kill you if I could Please stop asking me what age gaps are #acceptable. You’re completely missing the point that men’s prioritization
macbookprotagonist: jessehimself: Melissa Harris-Perry Narrowly Escapes An Attack During Iowa Caucuses I don’t know if he was there to kill me. Monday night I was sitting in a hotel lobby in downtown Des Moines with my back to a wall of windows, my
We now return to our regularly scheduled, “I think I need to kill myself because I can’t think of anything else that will remove me from my problems. But I don’t have the guts for that, so dear God, would you please have me get hit by a truck so
holybolognajabronies: boynivkiminvj: white powder perm My bestie would kill me if my hair was ever that long and fuck you beautiful lol The wink at the end 😍
daddyskybeauty: Feeling a plug day, may have already been playing a little…. come join me for round 2 in our matching plugs? 😍😍😍 Omfg!! I would kill to join in ❤️❤️ I love my plug and to play with that would be a dream cum true 👅👅
We Have A New Blog ♥ Photo’s We Love ♥ that little tongue movement would kill me . .
godinthebrokenness: “I used to think that the Talib would come, and he would just kill me. But then I said, ‘If he comes, what would you do Malala?’ Then I would reply to myself, ‘Malala, just take a shoe and hit him.’ But then I said,
“C’mon man, you know you wanna rim this hairy ass.” “My boyfriend would kill me…” the smaller man said, salivating at the perfect arse in front of him. “He’ll never find out.” The pred smiled knowingly, knowing that when the younger
oldfilmsflicker: Marcus: I was only trying to feed it.Will: What’s that floating in the water next to it? Is that…is that your mum’s bread? Bloody hell, Marcus, you didn’t have to throw the whole loaf; that would have killed me. Movie Quote
chancemaycrown: morsstupebit: getsherlockinmybed: The eyesex is killing me…. “See you in bed Jawn…” All I am saying is that back in the day when I would go to gay bars and clubs, I would sit there at the bar alone and wait. And when someone
jimmy-incest-stories: Mom would kill me if she found out that if been letting my new stepdad and his sons fuck me every week
batmanisagatewaydrug:would you guys have sex in a house where you knew there was a ghost that could be watching the whole time yes or no for context the ghost is a creepy child ghost you can’t have sex with it
just-shower-thoughts: If I saw a ghost, it would be the happiest day of my life… even if it was a scary ghost that planned to kill me, at least I would know there’s an afterlife.
kage-no-shoujo: Warning : KHIII spoilers aheadLea/Axel holding his Keyblade like he would one of his old chakrams is a small detail that emotionally kills me a little everyday.
Someone please come kill me that would be so fun I’ll give you snacks and braid your hair before you kill me if you say yes
cravehiminallways212: hergreeneyedsir: trilithbaby: frexkiss: ✿ You. Are. Killing. Me. ❤️ Would love your hungry mouth on me before bedtime…💋 Yeah I would love to devour you and send you off into sweet slumber that way….💋
doubl-d: Mortal Kombat SHE WOULD KILL ME WITH THAT ASS!
i thought that it would kill me but it didn't
“There are a lot of things I don’t know… but just how truly frightening it would be if I were to lose you… that alone I understand fully well. Probably more than anyone else… more than any other person… I’m afraid of losing you.”
sugarandsomespice: These white men are killing me. 1) insanely rude to say to any stranger2) how dare he feel entitled to ask you that and feel entitled to an answer3) what color does he fucking think it would be?!4) he would never ask a white woman
submissiveginger: I wish this is what would happen. That I would just be auctioned off to another Master. And I would simply had no choice in the matter. I’m just so ready for this. The wait is killing me.
But then again, I would probably kill myself if I did that, so I’m totally not going to do that xD
freckledbuttchester: “No, are you kidding? The fans would kill me. I’m so hated there.” -Danneel Harris when we asked her—now that she’s hitched to Supernatural hunk Jensen Ackles—if she’d consider making a cameo on the ghost-huntin’
I'm not scared of killing myself, I'm scared that I won't be able to see anything anymore, and my life would be blank, and my mind would be dead.
capntony: You know, I’m 1,500 years old. I’ve killed twice as many enemies as that, and every one of them would’ve rather killed me but none succeeded. I’m only alive because fate wants me alive. Thanos is just the, latest in a long line of
muthafricker: It’s Kurt Cobain’s birthday today, he would be 47. Kurt, I cannot put into words how much you inspire me every day, how much I love you. It kills me to know that I was not alive when you were, your music digs so deep inside of me and
Wish there were some splinter of truth in that trans would mean something positive.
shieldmaidenofrohann: Books:Harry Potter and Philosopher’s Stone [1/7]Chapter 17: The Man with Two Faces “Well… Voldemort said that he only killed my mother becauseshe tried to stop him from killing me. But why would he want to kill me in the
ahangmansjoke: fayanora:ahangmansjoke: kind of want you to put your atoms inside of my atomsif you catch my drift You want to engage in nuclear fusion with me? Pretty sure that would kill us both and cause nuclear winter. Sounds like a blast
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