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He told me that my giant tits were only good for one thing. That only a younger brother like him could love my fat juggs. I knew it was bullshit, but that didn’t explain why I wanted to believe him.

I knew the first thing he would do was jerk off to it, and that was fine, but the real reason I was sending this to my little brother was because I missed him. The first time we had ever hooked up was in a motel like this one. He didn’t really belie

punkcub101: One of my favourite pictures from my wedding This is so adorable and I hope to have someone like that in my life soon and also I’m sorry the first thing that came to mind when seeing this was a pun about a “hair-raising experien

tiernan1980: I loved Tyler Scot on Insex - she was the reason I joined the site back in the day. One of my favourite things was that in an interview she admitted that she really didn’t like doing the shoots at all but that she did it for “..my fans

Every December when I was growing up, my dad would buy me one of those cheap chocolate advent calendars from the grocery store. It was one of my favorite things about Xmas and my reward for having to listen to the Xmas music that I hated but he loved

yuukisohma: Have you ever considered that maybe “hero” isn’t one thing that one person was supposed to be by themselves? That maybe in this story you are my hero and I’m your hero. That maybe it’s all of our responsibilities to be heroes for

Interrupted! An alien invasion was one thing but he didn’t really panic until it struck him that he might end up with the most ridiculous case of blue balls since that one… thing… with the… Oh, never mind. My entry for this

ladynehemah: He was a huge client my company needed directly. They knew I was the smartest one in that department, so they had me take him out to talk details. However, once seeing me, it was obvious he only had one thing in mind. I’d never considered

iamimperfectbydesign: Ever since I was little, the only thing that ever got complimented was my hair. Well, I want to share a story with you guys. Today in class, we had a substitute teacher; she was one of the nicest ladies. She was telling us about

vids-vids-vids: x-art.com - Floating Emotions - CapriceI was asked by a follower for some videos featuring guys eating pussy. Though that isn’t one of my go to things to watch, when I was making these clips I found them super hot! It seems that the

robotlyra: batchix: fuckyeahtng-blog: In all the universe, you’re the closest thing I have to a friend, Jean-Luc. Q is my favorite thing… ever. Q has always been one of my fave characters since I was a wee thing But only now am I noticing that

vaginasofthe-world: I’m 25 and I’d never really considered not to love my own vagina and surrounds. One thing that is unique about her and that I used to feel self-conscious about was a round flat mole on the front of my vagina. I checked with my

I’m really glad that people dug the idea, but it was done for a drawthread on /d/. It was a one time thing only because I liked that particular concept.I would never draw ash ketchum of my own volition.

marriedbisexualson: Me. Obrein was my school teacher in High School. On the last day of school I confused my crush on him. To my surprise he felt the same way. As we talked about our feelings towards each other, he told me there was one thing that was

Coming to Tumblr was probably one of the best things for me. It was like seeing a whole new group of people that have the same state of mind as you. And that's why I appreciate all of the people I'm following, and all of my followers. Thank you.

There was one last push that actually lifted me up off the bed and I could feel his hairy balls pressing against me. I guessed that meant he was all the way in, and it certainly felt like it. My whole world seemed to have narrowed down to one thing; cock,

asleepylioness: Hi there :) This week’s Coffee Club submission is inspired by an ask I got earlier this week. I was asked what things in my daily life I would want to do naked if given the opportunity. One thing that came to mind was cooking in nothing

I was trying to sit through my last class that Friday when my new dick started acting up. The one thing about…replacing your dick every time you have sex is that every new dick has its own quirks—one wouldn’t cum unless I tugged its balls, one

some more good news, one of the things I was working on was a porn stripe of Voltron, and this is the only panel that was completedI shared it on a Discord server to get some opinions and such and one of my friends remined me of that, so after going throu

I was so frustrated with my previous Pearl drawing cauz I hated the body type aaaand face I gave her which was totally not the thing I had in my mind so I did this one. Prolly just a bit better but yolo. NSFW version of this pic on MY PATREON!nah jk

Idk ppl I yolo’ed her so much just bc I saw this dress and was like “damn son, I wanna draw someone in this thing” then I doodled Lapis in a version of it but u prolly won’t see that one drawing cauz it was made in Drawpile while I was drawing

matociquala: Here is thing I learned when I was 29, which I now give away for free: If you want to do a thing, do it now, or as soon as feasible. Because there might not be a later.If it is a complicated or expensive or hard thing that takes many stage

On the one hand, this makes one of my opening lines for my chapter post even greater than it was already going to be (I have planned precisely two (2) things in advance for those, and this is the month for one of them).On the other, Overwatch is having

inktober day #12 i don’t have time to finish the one i was working on for today so here is a thing i did of my cat when i was practicing with the pens it’s cheating i know but i started one today at least so that sort of counts ughhh

lunatrap: one thing very bad, is that my head is tiny bit big for the big, so i was fit very tight, wich hurt, and thats why it looks weird, maybe i can find a pleace where they can tell me my size of wig, because this one was a bit smallit was a huge

one of those times where I have no idea what I painted up. She was suppose to be a jelly ghost creature thing, but not entirely sure of that now.

YOU GUYS I’M GONNA CRY OH MY GOD ON FACEBOOK I POSTED A LITTLE THING ABOUT GENERATIONS AND HOW THE OLD ONE SHOULD BE MORE SUPPORTIVE TOWARD THE NEW ONE AND MY ////LEAD PASTOR//// JUST SAID I SHOULD START THINKING ABOUT LEADERSHIP AND THAT HE WOULD

I feel as though I can point out so much of this semester and go “This was one of the best and worst days of my life.”

strongermonster:strongermonster:back when i was a danny devito keeper my danny devitos were really gentle and one time i scooped up a handful of them and i got rly emotional and wanted to kiss them and i essentially faceplanted myself into a palm full

isobelstevenz: a few of my favourite things ☆ (30/50) female characters: manny santos what? you think i was about to go off and have sex with him? because i’m that easy? he was the one who was cheating on his girlfriend, okay? but no one ever talks

nunsscreaming:One time Joe Keery (Steve from Stranger Things) was at a party I was at, and my friend went up to him and was like, “Wow, you really look like that dude from Stranger Things,” and he sighed, did the saddest jazz hands, and just replied, “ta

dialmformisandry: notogdenjesse: dialmformisandry: I often think about that post that was a fake dating profile for a cat that was all about chickens, like wanting someone with posable thumbs for opening chickens. This is one my favourite things the

I was outside with one of my dogs and I was standing by the garage (which has this sort of lattice eave thing above it) and this huge spider suddenly drops down on a thread like two inches from my face and it scared the hell out of me because I do not

rimerto: endofmybed: acuarelaaquarelle: Spank that monkey can somebody please watch the video and tell me what he was actually doing cuz I can only see one thing and Ed watching him do that ONE THING OH MY GOD NO NO NO NO

stereonotype: i hate when ppl say ‘that band saved my life or if it wasnt for that book i wouldnt be here’ no you saved your life it was your love for that one thing that kept you alive it was you focusing on the love you had for that one thing

jonasbro: It’s important for anyone to grow, the thing that was strange for me was the emphasis on my sex life at 14, it’s a crazy thing. I’ve seen a lot of my peers struggle with media attention on things that are very personal and that was one.

skypillar: queenofbaws: skypillar: the ludicrously overwrought area names in the Castle That Never Was are one of my favorite things because you just know Xemnas spent a week walking through the entire building coining every single one and was very

fuku-shuu: AHHHH MY VOL. 15 POSTCARDS CAME!!!! I was tempted to collect them all, but that proved an impossible task…I'm more than thrilled that I at least got Ogaki Books’ “Ackerman Duel” fake entry ticket one, though :D ETA (May 2016): More

stereonotype: i hate when ppl say ‘that band saved my life or if it wasnt for that book i wouldnt be here’ no you saved your life it was your love for that one thing that kept you alive it was you focusing on the love you had for that one thing

So there i was just scrolling through someones tumblr, and i came across this and i just stopped. It caught my attention for a long time. I noticed every piece breaking, in slow motion so clearly and the one thing that came to my mind was that moment

So I got this big ass wallet with a chain and I figured that I’d stick another chain on it so that I could have my keys attached to it as well. The thing is, the only chain we have that is small enough is the choke collar that Pebbles was wearing

good god, my brain is so single-minded on the wrong things. anyone want t trade so that i want to write my rough draft that is due in 12 hours, 50 minutes? that was assigned before the snow thing? yes the one i’ve been meaning to do all week. that

danisontnonfire: Hey guys, so my cousin is spending her gap year in India to help educate the children in Elephant Village. One thing she didn’t explain was that that very smart 10 year old girl was taken out of the class and was forced to work as

lunatrap: one thing very bad, is that my head is tiny bit big for the big, so i was fit very tight, wich hurt, and thats why it looks weird, maybe i can find a pleace where they can tell me my size of wig, because this one was a bit smallit was a huge

At that moment I was so tired that I just wanted to get some sleep and I gave an answer to my stepson that I may live to regret. “Okay, you can sleep in my bed tonight, but there’s just one thing you have to promise.” My stepson looked

“Big O” was one of those shows I really liked that I was a little too old for. Some of my friends went “Dragonball Z”, but I was classier. Mucho classier.

zinf: one of my favorite things that my boyfriend does is when I tell him that I like a song he always goes and listens to it. he always wants to know about the things I like. it’s always important to him. I didn’t know how nice it was to have someone

HUMPDAY TRANSFORMATION from one of my former clients. One thing that was really fun about this transformation was that she was Vegan so it was also challenging for me but look what we accomplished! I have worked with numerous people with all types of

formerlyconnietough: Scully, I was like you once. I didn’t know who to trust…The end of my world was unrecognizable and upside down. But there was one thing that remained the same. You were my friend, and you told me the truth. Even when the world

lucreziaborgiad: Scully, I was like you once – I didn’t know who to trust. Then I… I chose another path… another life, another fate, where I found my sister. The end of my world was unrecognizable and upside down. There was one thing that remained

had a very bad dream that I was trying to escape people who were trying to hurt me and I was in this town I had never been to and no one would help me and I just kept running and hiding and going in and out of buildings but they were always behind me

I was telling my friend on how this one time I was watching this guy pokebattle this girl and they were both on webcam and whenever he referred to her or when she made a move he kept saying “he” on accident, like “oh HE switched out!”, he’d

sometimes it really scares me knowing i only have like 2-3 friends because i fear that something would happen like us drifting apart or having a fight or them not liking me anymore and that would just leave me completely alone

So there i was just scrolling through someones tumblr, and i came across this and i just stopped. It caught my attention for a long time. I noticed every piece breaking, in slow motion so clearly and the one thing that came to my mind was that moment

So there i was just scrolling through someones tumblr, and i came across this and i just stopped. It caught my attention for a long time. I noticed every piece breaking, in slow motion so clearly and the one thing that came to my mind was that moment

So there i was just scrolling through someones tumblr, and i came across this and i just stopped. It caught my attention for a long time. I noticed every piece breaking, in slow motion so clearly and the one thing that came to my mind was that moment

kristenestewart: “You can Google my name and one of the first things that comes up is images of me sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe with my ex-boyfriend and my dog. It was taken the day Twilight came out. I was no one. I was a kid. I had just

You know that one video of the Torbjorn getting POTG by hammering a bastion? Well it turns out that one of the players on bastions team is in my class lmfao, he said it was probably one of the most embarrassing things ESPECIALLY when they found out

Random succubus demon girl thing . I was talking to Boo about how much i suck at drawing human faces, and so i ended up trying one. I think she looks decent, though i don’t have the facial recognition acuity to tell if she is not… Anyway,

ahahahaha oh man i just remembered a really funny thing that happened one time when i was with my mom and sister at suncoast a while back i ventured to the anime section in the back and was looking at newly released anime dvds my mom and sister came up

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