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Is it weird that being ill with a cold makes me horny? “I seem to have the best orgasms when I’m ill, like having a cold. I’m all heated up and since I’m breathing through my mouth it sounds like I’m panting. Is that strange
viciousrumors: elpasolace: TRUE! I can tell you … as weird as it sounds … that having a hotwife / cuckold sexual relationship does wonders for communication and closeness … it all started out as something that I did for my husband … it quickly
jerryterry: jerryterry: I’m watching Friends for the first time, got to this part and burst out laughing.I have not edited the sound in any way. It’s weird to think that this was once just a commonplace foley sound effect of fabric being hit, used
bizarreism: nightmareloki: quantumshiboogie: spookyscarythings: alicegrimm: The Abandoned Ferris Wheel Spins Anyway The thing that weirds me out most is that the squeaking really sounds like kids screaming on rides, like roller coasters. ……I’m
smartgirlsattheparty: bookoisseur: micdotcom: We completely agree with this Tumblr post that points out how weird it is that bra commercials are aimed at straight men. If bras were actually marketed and made with women in mind, the ads would sound
thewhitedamnstripes: notjackwhite: I made a quick cover of QOTSA’s “little sister” this is really good, jack!
iamnevertheone: I’ve got a weird rash in my knee-pit area. And my tongue on this side doesn’t taste anything anymore. Sometimes, when I walk, my ankles make, like, a weird rattlesnake sound. What else? Things that are far away from my eyes are fuzzy.
thebourgyman:That whole “other Mario characters try that weird Peachette Super Crown” meme is pretty funny, i had to make my own take on it! So here’s Rosaluma! It sounded better in my head though… – ROFL XD
kaelor: ibelievethesecondpart: feathersnitch: quantumshiboogie: spookyscarythings: alicegrimm: The Abandoned Ferris Wheel Spins Anyway The thing that weirds me out most is that the squeaking really sounds like kids screaming on rides, like roller
I noticed some odd sounds in the middle of all that static, so I ran it through a spectrogram that helped me spot more weird sounds. There’s these weird whirring noises at irregular intervals during this ending, including one long “low” noise. I
wandjamaximoff: he’s fast, she’s weird i knew that sounded familiar…
Heard a weird whistling sound coming from the bird cages. We toss the egg before A*N*Y*T*H*I*N*G happens. Welp…. You gotta look, but that pink, dark brown and feathered looking thing? Yeah. And that egg? I WANT that egg, but the male, Bugger,
joehumphrey: entertainmentweekly: Oh my God, Karen, you can’t just ask dogs why they’re black and white. it’s weird that like… people young enough to get this reference now work in the white house.
rickraunch: Sounds weird, but fags love sweat. Many wear perfume to smell more fem, but that just makes them hornier for real man stink. One good whiff of your sweat and they’ll be on their knees, licking it off your pits, feet, balls, even your asshole.
ltleflrt: Of course Dean would notice that Cas sounds weird.
femmenudist: How do I ask someone politely to eat me out without it sounding weird try with “ Your beard looks dry.. let me take care of that ”
alwaysaslutforsans: gaytanooki: [* Mischievous soft giggles echo through the empty bar. They sound like that of an innocent youth… Oh, wait no. It’s just that weird raccoon guy…]((Not submitting this to @ask-sans because due to a certain incident,
boobarina: becuzpotato: molotowcocktease: cranniesinmybrain: molotowcocktease: ‘Tis the season Ok, without sounding weird or stupid, I just want y’all to know that the first thing I thought of when I saw this photo was, “Oh there’s the
Okay so this may sound really weird but like all of my mom’s friends who have tried talking to me about my figurines always start by asking how much they’re worth and that really bugs me???? If I bring the topic up that’s fine but when
I have not a clue how a relationship starts. Like do we just start talking? That just SOUNDS weird!
thecuckoohaslanded: This is gonna start off sounding weird but stay with me for a second: We really need to move on from the current performative culture of “no terfs allowed” and “reblog to make a terf angry” Because that’s not a valuable
heavypython: scrumptioussaladsalad: teradoration: Monsters that try to give you compliments, but just end up sounding weird: “Your veins are the most beautiful shade of blue. I like all of them, even the ones I can’t see.” “You are small and
stayawakes: @jackalltimelow: @riandawson just said “that’s a cute boy let’s take him home and harvest him”@riandawson: @jackalltimelow it sounds weird out of context
vrabia: today in the teachers’ lounge one of my finnish colleagues was like ‘yeah the force awakens was cool but they named an entire planet ‘jacket’ and that sounded kind of weird’ and i was like what the shit and then it hit me, one month
sempaidoesntnoticeme: d3ssins: my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of omg dude (weird noises) what the hell i’m going to kill you fuck you the weird part is that you can arrange them in any order and it will still sound 100% accurate
dungeons-and-dweebs: wandjamaximoff:he’s fast, she’s weird i knew that sounded familiar… puberty hit dash like a truck
oceanrust: this scene made me both happy and sad as weird as that sounds
knockturn: hi i have a time turner and a bony wrist and i sit weirdly~ don’t reblog this if you’re creepy (hope i’m not creepy) AHH i want a time turner so badly!!! And you’re very pretty, and you have a lovely bed (ok that sounded
wantyournipples: scrumptioussaladsalad: teradoration: Monsters that try to give you compliments, but just end up sounding weird: “Your veins are the most beautiful shade of blue. I like all of them, even the ones I can’t see.” “You are small
ravenswallowz: gastrogarcon Looking radiant and ravishing in red Raven!!PS.might sound weird,does that tap light up?if so it’s the same one in my bathroom! LOL.Now there’s a thought?Raven in a bikini shower set!! I was in the Cosmopolitan Hotel
halatirien: askaqueerchick: the-macra: colour-code your infants so strangers know what their genitals look like WELL WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY IT SOUNDS FUCKIN’ WEIRD IT IS FUCKING WEIRD
molotowcocktease: cranniesinmybrain: molotowcocktease: ‘Tis the season Ok, without sounding weird or stupid, I just want y’all to know that the first thing I thought of when I saw this photo was, “Oh there’s the living persona of the Goddess
that-stupid-tardis-sound: do you ever hear a weird noise and just think “oh god, this is it, i’m in the first 5 minutes of supernatural”
thinkingimightgoinsane: boybandlove: jessicalouisetw: loveethewanted: -nathansykes: ameliathewanted: Michelle in a The Wanted top :) she’s too cute, seriously. :’) I love her she’s so cute, i could eat her:’) that didn’t sound weird
killer-squirtle: join-the-moriparty: sexytimesonfire: leonardo-dicaprisun: al4skan: im actually laughing so hard at this tHE GUY WITH THE CAMERA HAS THE PUREST CANADIAN ACCENT I’VE EVER HEARD OMFG Canadians are weird is that big girls dont cry
last night I talked to my mom about going to a doctor and she was like yes that sounds like a good idea and I was kinda crying etc the usual and then this morning class was kind of weird and I felt sick like throwing up, but I feel like I shouldn’t
mirandamays: Nicki Minaj may be my hero, as weird as that sounds.
nipplecitie: fatsosfrolics: scrumptioussaladsalad: teradoration: Monsters that try to give you compliments, but just end up sounding weird: “Your veins are the most beautiful shade of blue. I like all of them, even the ones I can’t see.” “You
theprettygoodfoot: Sound warning: knuckles popping! I know the sound of knuckles popping may weird some people out, but one of you wanted to hear my toes pop! Our joints have synovial fluid in them which is super slippery cushioning that can hold gas
bluesrgaent: he’s fast, she’s weird i knew that sounded familiar…
Does anyone else think the concept of languages is really weird? Like it’s just sounds that mean something but not everyone makes the same sounds like what
davidladylover: derrel59: scrumptioussaladsalad: teradoration: Monsters that try to give you compliments, but just end up sounding weird: “Your veins are the most beautiful shade of blue. I like all of them, even the ones I can’t see.” “You
folklorebytaylorswift: “This might sound weird, and there’s no reason for me to know this, but that mixed-berry yogurt you’re about to eat has expired.”
sergeantcrafty reblogged your post ah yes, i love waking up to the sound … and added:That’s kinda weird to be multitasking like that….but maybe that’s what they’re into//chokes on drink
