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interracialbrotha: Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas for all white women, hoping that Santa Claus bring you all BBC Joyeux Noël à tous et toutes en espérant que pour les femmes comme moi, le Père Noël vous ait gâtées comme moi bisses, kisses Marie
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thuckchix: With an ass like that, Santa would cum early every year.
It was still unseasonably warm early the next morning, and with the noise from the neighbor’s dogs I gave up on sleeping any longer. She however remained in bed until well passed noon, which was never a good sign. I should have been more aware that
“I’ve got you under my skin.I’ve got you deep in the heart of me.So deep in my heart that you´re really a part of me.I’ve got you under my skin.”
“That’s when I know She’s gonna be pissed when she wakes up For terrible things I did to her in her dreams” -“TRUSTED” Ben Folds
“I got shit running through my brainSo intense that I can’t explainAll alone in my white-boy painShake your booty while the band complains!”-“ROCKIN’ THE SUBURBS” Ben Folds
“Pink and brown babies in pink stroller carsKnow that it’s goodThey don’t care where they areThey know that home doesn’t feel very farWhen i walk myself down sycamore streetThe sun beats downNo shoes on my feetAnd i stumble on
“She whispers softly in my earAs she lay next to me‘That was the funnest day’Her sad eyes beamAnd it’s all thereIn my dreams”-“IN MY DREAMS” The Eels
Here is Ashleigh, who in early 2008 at the age of 24 found out she had Cervical Cancer. With the hair falling out in large clumps from the chemo, she decided to just shave it, and I really wanted to document that. We shot some nice portraits of her with
“When your faith in life is goneCome and speak to meWhen you’re down and all messed upSeek my sympathy When everybody says no, no, noWell it’sYour misfortune and none of my ownWrong, wrong, wrongWell it’s your misfortune that sweetens my song
Kat is a unique individual. I’ve never been sure what makes her tick, nor do I think she or anyone else is all that clear about it either. I would have loved to work with her more, but often things just don’t work out or are perceived differen
Just another shot of Kacie from the winery. We just spent an hour on my computer editing out the best shots of the thousand or so we shot that day. This one was one of the lucky fifty to make the cut. Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Also, please feel
We just spent the last two and a half hours editing fifteen hundred photos down to the best hundred or so. Here is one of a triptych that we almost came to blows sorting through. I hope people love these photos as much as Kacie and I do. Also, please
Jenna has wanted to model for a Twiggy-inspired shoot for a very long time. As has often happened, a model approaches me with an idea that I’m not crazy about, but in the desire to please her I become obsessed with getting it right. Kacie did a
“I found an island in your arms Country in your eyes…”-“BREAK ON THROUGH” The Doors Another shot of Jenna from her Twiggy photo shoot. This is one of my favorites from that day. And please feel free to ask me any question
See, I take photos of females at all ages. Ask me anything.“Leaving the things that you learned behindLeaving the things that you love behindAll of the things that you learned were realNothing except for the years”-“TOYS IN THE ATTIC&rdq
Here is Jenna doing what she does best, being a goof. This was during her Twiggy shoot, which she’d been wanting to do for years. You’ve gotta love that girl. ps: Kacie did a great job on Jenna’s make-up. To learn about Jenna and see
“Your sister said that you’re too young.They should know they’ve been there twice. The call was 2 and 51.They said it couldn’t be arranged.”“GARDENING AT NIGHT” R.E.M. Questions/Comments?
“I’m not here to save you,” I said, hoping she believed it more than I did.She laid there in the glow of summer that streamed in through the blinds, not wanting to leave until the last bits of sun had disappeared. All I wanted was to
“I’ve got a mind that can steer me to your houseAnd a heart that can bring you red flowersMy intentions are good and earnest and trueBut under my hood is internal combustion power…And Satan is my motor.”“MOTOR” Cake
Her choice of the word ‘fornicate’ over any other in the lexicon of that topic only added to the hilarity of her cynical drawl and shitty attitude. I almost dropped the phone.Questions?
“Isn’t that the way they say it goesWell let’s forget all thatAnd give me the number if you can find itSo I can call just to tell them I’m fine and to showI’ve overcome the blowI’ve learned to take it wellI only wish
I’ve been going through my archives and finding images I had forgotten about. Here is one that still affects me.During my Censored Project in 2007, I met many different kinds of women, ranging in ages from 18 to 63 years old. Surprisingly, a lot
Christmas Party Animal, 2009 Well, I sent out almost 200 Christmas cards by request, even a few to Europe and Asia, which shocked even me. With the spirit of giving in mind, I thought I’d share of a few of my past cards that I still like. This was
Tracey Suxxx broadcasting to her audience.Note: So is this legit the 1st camgirl character by their own game’s canon that we have? It certainly puts all the sex toys to good use in the future.Full ResolutionMain AngleAlternate AngleI Have a Reblog Tumblr!
At least that way I’ll get what I actually want
She’s heard that b.s. before
Dixie Bubble’s Holiday Drinking Rules*: Drunkenness is no excuse for telling a kid that Santa Claus isn’t real. * Actually, they’re from Esqiure.
anonnymous-fan: master-of-o: (via TumbleOn) It’s Christmas eve, followers! Wishing you that Santa brings a gift like this under your Christmas tree!
Once they had put their children to bed, his wife invited him to unwrap a very special present. She told him it also included a ‘very tasty” present from his boss, and that she wanted him to call his boss next morning to tell him how much he had liked
“Honey, my boss wants me to be his Xmas present. Don’t you think that you should tell him that you have been fantasizing for a long time about watching me being fucked by a well endowed man?”
You all should have predicted that we’d be posting Christmas themed porn soon.
Summary: (pre-A Crystal Heart’s Easy to Break, Baby) A poetic, rhyming Steven Universe/Space Dandy Crossover Christmas Special for the ages full of love, kindness, and generosity. And if you believe that, there’s a Reindeer Ranch in the Sahara
Naughty Santa has a special Christmas gift for boys that sit on his lap.More of Me
Send in your submissions and share this page!!! The ones that have been sent recently via tumblr or e-mail will be up tonight or this weekend. Also, as I’m checking out the recent submissions I feel like I need to remind you guys again to include
Someone messaged in the link to the UCSC Casual Encounters page, so I thought I would post it up here for everyone. http://www.facebook.com/pages/UCSC-Casual-Encounters/184836721654287?ref=stream The default picture on that page cracks me up.
Congratulations to everyone that made it to the finish line! Bonus points for those submitting with their cap/gown/sash
Faries and Madhog Play “Sakura Santa”, Part 4.5: “The Unsafe Episode” Here’s a small snippet of “gameplay” that will make somebody happy and someone else, not so much.—SUPPORT MADHOG ON PATREON: http://www.p
here’s my secret santa gift for @azumanishi! merry christmas dear <3the prompt i filled was “asanoya with or as animals” and i sort of. did both? as in that i can’t get over how much black and tan shibes look like noya and while i think something
claraosiwald: Clara put the girl to bed in a hurry but that was mostly due to her eager spirit anyway. She was at the age where Christmas was at it’s most fun. Clara
claraosiwald: claraosiwaldarchive: Clara wasn’t in the best at dealing with talks of the Doctor. Least not anymore. Now that he was gone, she’d been trying to distract herself as much as possible. One of those exercises
cockjocksrock: mmm Santa has some sick legs #thosethighs Is that Jesse Godderz? I’d love to sit on his lap! ;)
mrkristoferweston: Is Santa Clause a fetish for you guys? @pupamp answers that question on this week’s Watts the Safeword
nevaehtyler: So um, let me get it straight - it is absolutely fine for white people to dress up as Native Americans, Egyptians, Geishas or do Black face for Halloween, but Santa can’t be Black? No, this is not how it works. “But Real Santa is white!”
It amuses me that one of the most popular Christmas movies that’s played all the time on TV during the holiday season has a whole song dedicated to kidnapping and murdering Santa Claus
jakubrozalski: ‘ Illegal attempt to cross the border ‘ “ - Mr. Santa, I’m not sure if it is wise to try fly by around here in the new year eve. I heard that he really doesn’t like competition… - What?! You pathetic reindeer, do you really
gingahhh:get ready for white tears “The real Santa was a white man!”
glumshoe:glumshoe:Question: is “ho ho ho” something that Santa Claus says, like a catchphrase? A slogan? Or is it a verbal tic that he compulsively makes between sentences? Or is it supposed to be his genuine laugh? if it IS his laugh then why does
supernaturallychallenged: supernaturallychallenged: Sometimes I think that the media doesn’t influence people’s lives that heavily but then I remember that Santa use to dress in green until Coca Cola got hold of him. okay I’ve made it sound as
finalfagtasy15: grosslikebeer: You can’t tell kids nowadays that Santa isn’t real because they’ll come right back at you with “neither is Czech Hunters”, and honestly, I’m not strong enough to deal with that.
flydef: “They use to have a movement, now they can’t move Used to be on that grizzly like Van Couv Bout to make these Rams move, L.A to ST.LOU Say you got them toys, that Santa story just ain’t true”
mysexploring: Santa keeps extra hours; after all the girls and boys are done, their moms can come back to see to it that Santa get’s them the best gifts off their list.
I wish guys had tits when I was in highschoolthen real women would have to try that much harder to get a real man, women are going to have to be the “man” soon, taking dudes out and paying for everything. I guess that is in a generation or two?
Marilyn Monroe in one of her final photos at Santa Monica BeachMarilyn Monroe in one of her final photos at Santa Monica BeachMarilyn Monroe looks like she’s got her whole life ahead of her. Regardless of her personal ups and downs she was always a
He’s got a booboo and that sucks but..i mean… Those eyes! OMG
kadeart: Rise of the Guardians - Gender Bending version and … yeah .. Santy’s boobs ***** note - I’m just edited word ‘transgender’ to ‘gender bending’ cause I just know these two words are not the same. It’s my fault. English isn’t
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