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“You may be on the side of the angels, but we’re gonna have one Hell of a night.” Submitted by thereisnoshameinbeingcrazy.
The best of the posts that make you go “Aaaaawww!” from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
ADMIN’S PICK! Normally when I post photosets, the pick-up lines with the most notes from whatever category I’m spotlighting are the ones that get put in the photoset. But today’s my birthday so SCREW THAT, I’M JUST POSTING MY FAVOR
“So, you think my mouth looks too small without lipstick? I can think of one way to change your mind about that.â€
“You say alone protects you, but I know of another kind of protection that we can use together.â€(Edit: This graphic was originally uploaded with Sherlock’s font instead of John’s, even though John’s supposed to be the one saying the pick-up
“Are you Mrs. Hudson? Because I need to give you more lines… More pick-up lines, that is.â€(This one got a bit meta, haha.)
“I know what a nurse is capable of, but I still say that you’re excessively skilled for one.â€
“My name may be Diamond, but you’re the one who shines bright like one.â€(Yes, according to the credits, that flight attendant’s name is Diamond.)
“I have a problem… and there is only one way that I can solve it… I need to kiss someone.â€
the-great-and-terrible-siraj: fatale-distraction: You know, because of the heavily psychological themes in Silent Hill, the idea that it looks different to each individual…nothing has scared me more in the ENTIRE series than that ONE line from Vincent.
That’s one helluva tan line!
mistress-serafina: Tingles down my spine with just that one line.
That’s the bottom line
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Idk ppl I yolo’ed her so much just bc I saw this dress and was like “damn son, I wanna draw someone in this thing” then I doodled Lapis in a version of it but u prolly won’t see that one drawing cauz it was made in Drawpile while I was drawing
pissvortex: pissvortex: why do some npcs in skyrim say that one line about curved swords with such a weird inflection You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They’ve got curved swords! Curved? Swords?
sapphictenten:i have never heard anyone not sing that one line in little lion man by mumford and sons with absolute relish like everyone really enjoys just shouting you really fucked it up this time and i dont blame them
That makes 4 guys that I’d probs fuck and one girl who said she’d teach me the ropes of women. Jeez I feel like a hoe…
A week or two ago, Graham suggested that one day Morgan wakes up and goes “goddammit, I’m trans, too” and I still keep muttering under my breath “morgan caught the trans, fuck”
iamthegreatyaoifujoshigal: That one line in a fanfic that makes you lose your shit
usersasuke:i have never heard anyone not sing that one line in little lion man by mumford and sons with absolute relish like everyone really enjoys just shouting you really fucked it up this time and i dont blame them
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transgirlamethyst replied to your post: Hey so remember when Estelle mentioned… Amethyst having that one line in Steven and the Crystal Gems was so cute and it makes me smile omg yea, it was really cute. I think Michaela Dietz can sing quite
ohnoballoons: that one line in Birds of Prey gave me feels. instagram - twitter - get it on: redbubble - teepublic - support me on ko-fi
sosuperawesome:Poorly Drawn Lines on Tumblr
dianamoonfall: ( Inspired by swornsolari and scornedlunari’s RP (http://swornsolari.tumblr.com/post/78504560033) :D I was just waiting for that ONE LINE to appear. WAITING HAHA! AND IT HAPPENED WOOO!! XDD HAPPY//shot )
satanss-mistress: coincidental that everything blurred except that one line?
When it happened three months ago I wasn’t sure if it was a fluke or not (one line, c'mon) but I would just like to state for the record that Historia started getting thought bubbles as soon as her memories were recovered.Thus justifying my petty
zombiekaiba: watching those con panel videos I always feel for the voice actors when someone in the audience asks them “What do you think about this complex fantheory based on that one line of dialog your character had thirteen-and-a-half minutes into
ttakooo21: someone who didn’t grow up in pacific island culture probably won’t understand why moana’s dad said ‘coconut is all you need’ and make fun of that one line (just check the youtube comment) but get this. every part of coconut is usable.
cracked: [Johnny’s reaction when that one line didn’t work for him] 5 Covers That Improved the Lyrics of Famous Songs #5. Johnny Cash Finds Jesus and a Better Lyric for His Cover of NIN’s “Hurt” “Crown of Shit” BECAME “Crown
benevolenterrancy: that one line said by jesssica rabbit in who framed roger rabbit gives me major symmrat feels
thatfunnyblog: that one line from mean girls no one seems to remember or quote extensively
explodingcolor: that one line from mean girls no one seems to remember or quote extensively
revieloutionne: Holy shit Utchy just served stronger pun game in that one line than Nossan has all year.
Nothing like working on that tan line with friends. #bodypositive #lovetheskinyourin #bodyconfidence #nakedinnature #nakedfriends #naturist https://t.co/IjsQj1xyB0
oprahs-right-nipple: schmach: fatale-distraction: You know, because of the heavily psychological themes in Silent Hill, the idea that it looks different to each individual…nothing has scared me more in the ENTIRE series than that ONE line from Vincent.
kirjar: aminaabramovic: I wonder how the band 3OH!3 is paying their bills and managing day to day life after their 5 whole minutes of success in 2007 I looked this up the other night out of curiosity and they’re doing pretty well, man. One dude competes
niamh-posts-shit:Do you ever have that one line in a song that makes you… Feel things
avatarparallels:The Legend of Korra / The Lion King 2
modernbasedball: satanss-mistress: coincidental that everything blurred except that one line? Stop fucking lying to me
nirvananews: “Obviously there are a few lines in certain songs which allude to what I’ve been through, but that’s my fault. A person can read an entire set of lyrics to one song and find the one line that might have something to do with my
niamh-posts-shit: Do you ever have that one line in a song that makes you… Feel things
healthymissfit: explodingcolor: that one line from mean girls no one seems to remember or quote extensively ^^ DUUUUUDE
i hit that 1,500 today thank you for following guys if i could i would just smooch you all A WHOLE BUNCH
jumpersforjohnwatson: that one line in fanfiction that’s just so perfect it kills you and you have to take a minute to laugh or grin idiotically before you continue reading
hiwonoafu: What a line.
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