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i guess this like “tsunami” and “homicide” ? tsunamicide? not sure what that’s about, but there’s boobs, so it still works, lol
that must be written in marker, and not a tattoo right? lol
rarisweetichief: Sweetheart, t-that’s not what I meant at all… (OOC: This was legitimately kind of painful to make.) This comic is awesome, it’s cute, funny and sad all in one. Master Chief being Sweetie’s friend is also cool xD
I love you man, just not that way
Hope that’s not a gas oven
Well, maybe not that bad
To kern or not to kern, that is the question
Uh, guys? Not sure that’s gonna work …
Yer not alone in that sentiment
Well, that’s not confusing
Tuber or not tuber, that is the question
With ears like that, you’d think your hearing would be better
Thats really sweet but i think someone already bet you too it
majatek: paperbeatsscissors: the secret 2 my success I’m not sure that I followed the instructions correctly.
flashinglightsandecstasy: twistedviper: bitter-sweet-laugh: can-u-not-my-wayward-son: I’m pISIING LOL ARE YOU MISSING THE DUDE IN THE BACK PUTTING THE FISH BACK AFTER LOOKING HER I CAN’T OMG reading the last comment ^ that’s hilarious.
That was funny, but I don't like you, so i'm not going to laugh.
That was funny,but I don't like you,so i'm not going to laugh.
totemo-kawaii-ne: THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING gif that describes my life…
he looks so happy in that gif bahaha
carriehopefletcher: yourfaceneedsnutella: feels-like-fire: That did not go where I expected it to. but i like it YES this makes too much sense.
happafaith: THIS IS THE ONLY THING ON THE INTERNET I WILL EVERY PHYSICALLY LAUGH AT THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IN LIFE THIS WILL LITERALLY BE THE END OF ME BURY ME WITH THIS
x0arielle: It’s that time of year again.
the-sunbird: This is something that will make me smile even in my worst moods.
catseatyourfacespoopily: Wow, that was one sick burn Robin. you definitely told her.
castielsconvictions: consultingsonic: hallsofthenephilim: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: dr-archeville: You are missed, you compassionate, ridiculous, wonderful man. I can’t get over how cute that croc there looks as it gets hugged It is looking
grannyp0rn: bowlofbloodoranges: here are some photos of me noticing a wasp nest 1st pic : lookin good 2nd pic: being artsy and looking away (looking at wasp nest) 3rd pic: fully understanding that there is indeed a wasp nest 4th pic: me being outtie
is it just coincidental that it has 666 likes?
thelovelyartistic: dolphinboy89: i dont even know where to start what the fuck is that behind the chair
zohbugg: dr-ift: bl-ossomed: niick4: this is the coolest thing ive seen on this website holy Wait what how what the fuck you mean how? a goddamn computer, that’s how fuckin think this is some real bullshit like you’re confused as to how someone
Welcome to your nightly funny! You could say that this is a wee bit racist, or you could not be an overly sensitive ass and just laugh.
I sit sad that I know where all of the outlets are in starbucks and giggle when someone is looking around because they don't live here like I do? Sorry not sorry. X3
iwant2fuckurmind: now that is a game of twister :P lol I could have sworn that the Twister instructions expressly stated that clothing was NOT to be worn when playing. I just hate it when people ignore the rules when it comes to nudity.
That’s not suggestive. Noooot attttt alllll. (Batman I love you)
That awkward moment when your mom tells you to stay in the line when you’re shopping, and when you’re almost near the cashier, she’s not even back yet
whiteman4ebony: She does not know him… but he does not know that she is Mary Poppins, lol
acquiesce-cronabunny: sinkinlikestones: moriartygodofmischief: This duck is a fucking genius Women understand women and they hate each other. That last one is the best. I’m not even kidding.
thelifeofc: bestrooftalkever: lickypickystickyme: goktgo: life does not get better than this. A cat dressed like a shark on a roomba chasing a duck. yes. The internet NEEDED this today. SOURCES HAVE SAID THAT MR. DUCK HAS BEEN ON THE RUN SINCE YESTE
davaistoi: the-more-u-know: I know this is not health related but how cool are these products? :P [Source] A couch that looks like pancakes. oh.
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myuselessbooklife: And a few of my ships I went down with
Names and faces have been changed to protect those who apparently want me to masturbate. (This just tickled me. I had to share.) Edit: Yes, I know it can help. I just think its funny that my tumblr full of cloppers keeps mostly pointing at drugs or other
phunnythewayitis: iamlucyspet: purrfectkurloz: ibotheraskblogs: WHY IS THAT ONE DICK SAD, THIS IS OF GREAT CONCERN TO ME whispers it’s because it has BLUE. BALLS. dead My uterus is not that happy. Hahaha
I’m not sure what kind of context you all took that in… but as I read it thats a huge win for men… ^_^
….. People that dumb should not be combined with that amount of toughness. Yer fucking up evolution here….
lol See that guy sitting on the bench he’s like “I’m not fixing that shit.”
lol….. Not sure if Im glad thats the worst… or freaked out thats the worst… wtf bro?
lol While I HAVE seen nice messages like this… we still have the regular bad ones. Its not that Canadians are SUPER polite… its just that we SEEM super polite… compared to America. ;)
shavingryansprivates: remember in 2012 when that lady tried restoring that painting of jesus
nextlevelgoogly: poolfullofjello: i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken: i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial How do white people survive? Is she trying to clean up that wine with a copy of Sonic 2?
japhers: crazylipgloss: thebatmanchild: athagazagoraphobic: invisicanada: About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to
Yep that’s about right, not me though. #manlogic #funny #smh
memoryanddesire-stirring: lulu-cifer: illuminations-on-a-rainy-day: davidbyh: I will reblog this every time I see it on my dashboard. I’ve seen/heard lots of RHPS stuff lately.. not that I’m complaining! :) All that would load was the first
simplesidewaysglance: There’s not a day that goes by that I don’t laugh at this f ucking picture evil little shit
I’m not sure how that kid gets an A when some of those aren’t even sentences. I get that bacon is awesome, but come on.
vikturi-is-mine: gentlesharks: explosiveflygon: gentlesharks: Baby Blacktip Reef shark! One day that tiny baby will be a big shark able to rip people to shreds most blacktip reef sharks are no more than 5.5ft long when mature. not only that, blacktip
stinson-rocks: dickspeightjr: teffysayshi: dickspeightjr: this is the left half of a gay man because gays do not have rights ummm excuse me that’s actually his right half ur excused what this posts actually means is that gays do have rights
That awkward moment when your family incests that you have sex with them
ceasarslegion:aperture-laboratories-official:ceasarslegion:Quick i need a gamer drink that isnt gamer girl bathwater or gamer fuel because i cant get either of those in canadaRockstar, Monster, and Red Bull. My dad paypals me 20 bucks every exam season
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