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daddys-helper: He may be a few years younger than me, but my kid brother sure fucks like a man. I have heard of this, but I haven’t read any stories, that I can remember, where the older brother was the uke. So I’m not sure where I heard it, but
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gentlemanbones: jinglefish: omfg im rewatching watamote IS THAT FUCKING GEKKAN SHOUJO NOZAKI-KUN SHES READING This is an anime character designed to satirize anime fans reading a manga written to satirize manga writing. We are deep in the meta.
futureevilscientist: optimysticals: uovoc: konec0: sleepyferret: shitfacedanon: dat-soldier: sonnetscrewdriver: dat-soldier: did-you-kno: Source back the fuck up There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend
So these paragraphs - “Don’t you want to watch me get fucked, Dave? I think deep down, you really do. You want to see my pussy take a real man’s cock. And see the cock that’s now fucking your wife. The cock my pussy now craves… the cock
I don’t even think that was hate, Erwin. I think the general population just means “Fuck Erwin Smith”. Like literally. SNKDOCU READS MEAN TWEETS! Another installment of mean tweets supplied by textsfromtitanfood. Also thanks to everyone
stallionwencher: poseidonandplume: her-master: I read something today that implied that fucking a girl’s ass or mouth was, by definition, a more dominant thing because the girl didn’t get any pleasure from the act. I think that writer was either
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truuunicorn: everyone fucking read this One’s own pleasure is not all that matters. In most things, pleasure is best when shared. But when it comes to sex and matters of the heart, it MUST go both ways. Or all ways, if you’re into that.
inez8523: McQueen: I’m inquisitive and you know that. Brick: When, where’d you learn that word? Inquisitive, where the fuck’d you pick that one up? Huh? McQueen: It’s-it’s-it’s in my lexicon, man. Brick: Jackass. McQueen: I got it up here.
i-swear-to-zeus: mischievousmarionette: mollyhatchet: sixpenceee: For over 30 years, a motel owner in Colorado used a secret crawlspace to watch his patrons have sex. He saw a lot more than that. You can read the article here. WHAT THE FUCK READ.
You were an artist. Or at least that’s what your fans would tell you. Comments like ”hey man, love your work,” or “dude, you have a natural talent for this stuff” overflowed from your inbox. And you’d read every last one of them. After all,
What is your mom’s profession?: Poll Results The results from last weeks Wednesday poll are in. There were 113 voters.The results were pretty exciting to read. Not only did the question allow the voters to share something about their moms that was
fireflowersfruit: Jus wanted to acknowledge the fact that the sand sibs, who cleared the forest of death in 97 minutes, were closely followed by team 8. :) In fact team 8 thought they’d been the first ones to the tower before the sand sibs walked by
All the morning i’ve been reading that “Suicide Squad” is a copy of Guardians of the Galaxy and i’m likeReally man? in what universe the effing SQ is something like GOTG, Harley Quinn is the DC version of Gamora? dude… What?I’m always
I'm starting to get the terrible feeling that D&D have read or watched Berserk...
ur not a true homestuck fan unless you fucking hate it
tolkien-in-beleriand: Every time I read that post about doing things out of spite I remember that C. S. Lewis put that fucking street lamp in Narnia because Tolkien once said that no good fantasy story would have a lamp in it.
deviantxxx: girlfriendsforscience: catbountry: flopryn: seems legit That’s fucking amazing. fucking read it oh my god, Crazy ride from beginning to end
panpakapaan: owson: mariopowertennis: dr–wizard: bellusverus:“I Am Busy” Gray Malin I read this as “I am Bubsy” ain’t that fucked up i read it as i am pussy
ethicalcringe: fucked-right-all-night: It’s entirely possible to like a tweet by accident. Also, let’s not pretend that leftist men can satisfy women. If my body count is evidence, then they certainly can’t. I don’t know what that means but
Jesus fucking CHRIST I just read a fuckton of really hardcore erotica (as in, so hardcore I wouldn’t even recommend it because some of that shit was disgusting, although some was decent too) and it involves training people to be perfect sex slaves.
hentaiyarou: I read the first chapter of a yaoi yesterday that was REALLY FUCKING GREAT. This student has a crush on his teacher, who he catches changing by accident, thus discovering the teacher’s ~secret~. What’s the secret that the teacher is
Hmmm… change that to “date” instead of “fuck” and I’ll agree.
tumblr users have such terrible fucking reading comprehension. you in such a rush to make somebody feel dumb that you don’t even try and process what you just read cause you’re too busy coming on yourself over the snappy comeback youre going
loltaku: I promise I did not edit that text. reading through the articles that get posted on this blog is fucking headache inducing.
a8userapologist: princeofkokoros: “typical homestuck scum” whoops i read a webcomic and it instantly makes me scum ok crazy “social justice bloggers” ok LOL fiz is the farthest fucking thing from a social justice blogger. this person so fucking
justsjwthings: here’s a fun thought: if askprincessmolestia offends you don’t fucking read it i know it’s amazing realising that the entire world doesn’t revolve around you and your fee fees but that’s life buttercup: the real world is a lot
I have a love/hate relationship with these nights when I stay up, until the wee hours of the morning, reading. I can be on my own fictional adventures for hours before I realize that I have to be up for work in a few hours. I haven’t had one in
for record-keeping purposes, I read reid as dmab agender as in “I have been screwed over by masculinity so many time and a lot of the masculine figures in my life have either left me/made me feel like shit that I’m just going to go fuck it
8bitbowtie: I was so nervous talking to a man that I have admired for twelve years of my life. The man who let me know as a child that miserable things happen and that’s perfectly normal. The same man who helped me overcome my fear of reading after
condesces: winterwondersloth: friendly reminder that you don’t have to justify self-care with suffering. you don’t have to be feeling down to give yourself permission to spend the night home alone with that book you’ve been dying to read. you
c-is-for-circinate: There are a lot of abuse and recovery stories out there in fandom. A lot of them are written by people who’ve never been in an abusive relationship. That’s fine, that certainly doesn’t mean you can’t write it, especially
lesbianturians: the thing that is absolutely heartrending about mcu foggy/matt is like….. foggy gets especially upset when he finds out that matt can read heartbeats. and it’s like, can you imagine finding out that the man you’re in love with knew
Okay. Here’s a small quote from the book I’m currently reading (called The Impossible State: North Korea, Past and Future): “They said that only a country like the United States would care about what was happening to the people of North
GUESS WHAT THIS IS ME AFTER READING “MEMORY OF AMBER”:
notquiteluke:in other news im reading an essay from 1894 and this woman Sarah Grand refers to men who cry about feminism as “the Bawling Brotherhood” can we bring that back please thats fucking hilarious
bead-bead: tolkien-in-beleriand: Every time I read that post about doing things out of spite I remember that C. S. Lewis put that fucking street lamp in Narnia because Tolkien once said that no good fantasy story would have a lamp in it. OH MY GOD.
queenkatiee: If my dad and my followers would fucking read this that’d be super. The president of the fucking United States didn’t have his shit together and you don’t have to either.
fuwa-fuwa-clear: You know, a lot of people are joking about the fact that Noiz took the time to bandage Clear. (assuming it was Noiz of course but that’s the best fit for the situation) But do you know what I see here? Clear being treated the way he
neotropicalia: we have all read fanfiction that we shouldn’t have
vampirerens: we all have that one fic that really fucked us up
vintar: protip to aspiring authors: if you ever need to feel better about your writing then please just read any of the best-selling erotica titles on amazon you’re fine
fuku-shuu: “What are you going to do from now on, Captain?” “I have no fucking clue, to be honest. But if I read one more headline claiming that I somehow helped lead humanity to victory…” “That’s exactly what you did,
well that was trippin hey God? not gonna lie, that was fucked up that dream was unreal and beautiful i feel weird because it wasn’t C but It felt so good then i woke up and find my undies covered in blood. you did that. i don’t know how,
hey, any of ya'll that actually read my personals, remember that huge fucking ass essay that was due last Thursday that i thought was donkey shit? apparently i got a 98%
geminiofsin: No. No. This is not okay. Her and that fucking joke book. Every time you took more than 3 seconds to do something she’d pull that shit out and start reading it. No. That book can go to hell, even if I did laugh at all of them.
skiinnyy-lovee: recklesslittleslut: THIS IS FROM INSURGENT I FUCKING READ THIS SENTENCE TODAY AT LIKE 12 OMG Is that a good book? Lol Nadia you must read divergent. it’s amazing. insurgent is the sequel c:
caribbeanheaux:sunzolo: I try really hard to not be pressed about celebrities, but I want all of them to get snatched. Their legacy revolves around being professional gold diggers (I fuck with that, believe me) so how the fuck you gonna shame Amber???
babysubmissive: in all honesty there’s nothing that I find more annoying and fake than those posts that are Daddy/little conversations. Like jfc they make me wish that I couldn’t fucking read.
stephadoodle replied to your post: OH MAN i just finished re-watching ep 1 of… I’ve never watched the anime but that manga is fucked up. I read the manga a while back and I can barely remember what happens but ahaha yes I agree the anime is
has anyone read that one xena fic “seven days in pompeii” which was a sequel fic to “bard day’s night” thAT FIC FUCKED ME UP so many fUNNY CUTE thiNg HAPPeN,, aAND THEN eRUPTIon???? SAPPHo?? JESUS
