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apennine-culture: Can we just appreciate the fact that there’s a canon post of Alfred just yelling “Fuck” in several different situations?
What was that I said about sleep…? More Russia, still getting a handle on Alfred again.
velificantes: We’re seeking justice, Alfred. How can that ever be a mistake?
simply-elvis: terrysmalloy: Elvis Presley backstage, photographed by Alfred Wertheimer, 1956. elvis: what’s that? I can’t hear you over the sound of all of your girlfriends calling my name in bed.
I believe that there is a perfect relationship between love of food and a healthy libido - Alfred Hitchcock
thisisnotinuse-deactivated20171: Fun Fact: Alfred originally had lines in this scene, however this was the first time Michael Caine saw Heath Ledger in his full Joker make-up, he was so surprised that he forgot his lines.
ask-2p-maria: ask-human-or-snake-belgium: ladiexbraginski: askmehetalia: D” Do I have to…? That would be Lithuania and Estonia. Fem!Prussia((Maria)) and nerdy alfred….. ((IAmOkayWithThis)) [[Hello there I see my name so I reblog XDDD]]
electronicsquid: New York Public Library Week - Day 4 (Alfred Eisenstaedt. 1944) It’s good to see that libraries were not appreciated in the past as well.
exclusivelyforhetalia: “ALFRED, YOU TIT.” Ahahaha, I needed to cheer myself up and that post always gets me going….
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thefingerfuckingfemalefury: mollykittykat: After a certain point Alfred realised that trying to actually get Bruce to eat a decent meal was a fools errand
batmanisagatewaydrug: sethtalon: flashhwing: Alfred: don’t mind Master Bruce, he’s contractually obliged to be a hardass Bruce: well I don’t seem to remember you being contractually obliged to be a smartass Alfred: perhaps that’s because
Working on an Alfred F Jones pic right now, but here, have some of my OCs from the Biker Angel universe. guy on the bottom has almost full albinism, but that does not stop him from throwing a blanket over his head to go fuck up someone’s shit
theimpossiblecool: “I have a feeling that inside you somewhere, there’s somebody nobody knows about.” Alfred Hitchcock.
h-l-w:And that’s how we almost didn’t join the Justice League because Alfred wasn’t home!
ilickholes: “Man is raw and wild, that is one of the reasons why he needs the Christian teaching.”Alfred A. Montapert
arsvitaest: “Mariana” Author: John Everett Millais (English, 1829-1896)Date: 1851Medium: Oil on panelLocation: TateMariana is a poem by Alfred Tennyson, published in 1830. The poem follows a common theme in much of Tennyson’s work—that
adurot:der-stein:@faedeeHe actually straight up kills that dude. Like super dead. Also kills another dude in the process. Alfred is hard core.Alfred is best butler
reason-says: nova-bright: fuckyeahjasontodd: areyoubuzzlightyear: batmanapproves: timtears: finally finisheddddd!! this took me like 100000 hours lol and it’s not even that good hahah anyways, this is dedicated to Alfred Pennyworth who is the
foragoodtimecalltheredhood: phonerotom: batman not being in birds of prey is so funny to me bc its like once he hears about harley’s situation, he fucks off to a different country for a “vacation”, and gets the occasional update from alfred that’s
shieunni: Wildchild!Alfred gets a new hat! Though he doesn’t look so happy about it uwu WOW THAT ONE EXAM IS OVER BUT I’M STILL BUSY GUHHHH howdy y’all
shieunni: Bluhhh little doodle break from all the work I’ve been bogged down with ///OTL I forgot that Mertober was a thing! /w\ I guess this could be about Alfred swimming into oil-polluted waters and Ivan finds him on the brink of suffocating in
are—you—implying—that—i said: 2p! or reg. rusame where alfred ruins the mood by singing miley cyrus songs please and thank :D
pervytherna: Yeee-haw!Done in 01.2010 The story is as follow: Ivan comes home after a tiring day at work. He noticed that the door to his bedroom is open. When he opens the door and looks at the bed he nearly comes. Leave it to Alfred to provide him
perpetuallycaffeinated: So after Himaruya posted that pic of Alfred in a prison “costume,” I knew I had to do something with it. X____x;;; And apparently the “something” has turned into some weird RusAme prison AU. Ivan Braginski as a long-time
I have an HC that Ivan has big mood swings when he’s drunk; So Alfred has to either deal with him being extremely angry about virtually nothing, or obsessively loving.
And the first Angel sounded the trumpet, and there was hail and fire, mingled with blood, and it was cast on the earth, and the third part of the earth was burnt up, and the third part of the trees was burnt up, and all green grass was burnt up.
couldn-tfigureoutaurl: I bet it happens a lot that both of the boys are in their respective countries faraway from each other, and Alfred like always calls Ivan right before he goes to sleep to hear Ivan’s voice cause he just really misses him and
phsfg: Anonymous asked: Rusame Siren AU? as in the mythical greek monster that lured men to their dooms? (Siren!Ivan, Ship Captain Alfred?) nice nice nice nice A++
fuckyeahoscarwilde: Oscar Wilde, letter to Lord Alfred Douglass (1)Love to EncombeA[lbemarle] C[lub] Dearest Bosie I am so glad you are better, and that you like the little cardcase—Oxford is quite impossible in winter (2)go to Paris next
brooding-bat: 30 day comic challenge | favorite supporting character ↳ Alfred Pennyworth “I watched him smile. I watched him cry. I watched him grow. I watched him bleed. I did my best. I want you both to know that. But I failed him… and in the
brienneoffarts: forthethrilloftherush: the happiest moment in human history My friends were joking that cat woman was all ” bruce… do we have to go to that same cafe again? I wanna try something new” and he’s all (bat man voice) “NO ALFRED
theimpossiblecool: “I have a feeling that inside you somewhere, there’s somebody nobody knows about.”Alfred Hitchcock.
angroy: #I THINK EVERYONE HAS HAD A BIT TOO MUCH EGGNOG #CAN WE NOT HAVE ONE FAMILY GET TOGETHER THAT DOESN’T INVOLVE WEAPONRY???? #mean while cass steph and alfred sit by the fire and talk about last night’s episode of gossip girl
kissedmequiteinsane: xenobites: “It takes a very secure man to walk like that.” #NOW STOP AND IMAGINE THIS IS ACTUALLY ALFRED #GLIDE WITH ME BRUCE; GLIDE
amospoe: “Twenty to life, she got, with time off for good behavior. You come around next spring. I’ll introduce you.” ― Alfred Hitchcock, Alfred Hitchcock Presents: Stories That Go Bump in the Night
sixpenceee: In 1963, Alfred Heineken created a beer bottle that could also function as a brick to build houses in impoverished countries. The long side of the bottle would have interlocking grooved surfaces so that the glass bricks, once laid on their
askskyrimusuk: Arthur: “Alfred is… He’s… …… Alfred is Alfred. There is no greater compliment than that.”
tadamtsointsoin:artist-sisley: The Loing at Moret, 1883, Alfred Sisley Medium: oil,canvashttps://www.wikiart.org/en/alfred-sisley/the-loing-at-moret-1883 Bir kadına pasif olmak istediğim çok belli oluyor mu :-)Is it obvious that I want to be passive
nisakeehl: beekwhy: hofreds: yeah but like 95% of the fanart that is supposed to depict the american revolution seems to very obviously portray arthur in a way that is meant to arouse sympathy ARTHUR should be the one holding a gun to ALFRED but
beekwhy: hofreds: yeah but like 95% of the fanart that is supposed to depict the american revolution seems to very obviously portray arthur in a way that is meant to arouse sympathy ARTHUR should be the one holding a gun to ALFRED but then francis comes
writtenonthewind: L.B. JEFFRIES: That’s no ordinary look. That’s the kind of a look a man gives when he’s afraid somebody might be watching him. Top 100 Movies - Rear Window (1954, dir. Alfred Hitchcock) Rear Window is such a great movie!
filmtrivia: When Brandon asks Olive if she will go out with him, she counters that he had just told her that he was “Kinsey six gay.” This refers to a system devised by Indiana University sex researcher Dr. Alfred Kinsey in 1948 by which sexuality
alfred-borden: Netherfield Park in Pride and Prejudice [2005]My dear Mr. Bennet, said his lady to him one day, have you heard that Netherfield Park is let at last? Pride & Prejudice // dir. Joe Wright
stone-faced-sunset: bailesu: clownarmy: keepcalmandcarrieunderwood: out-of-context-batfam: Booster Gold #12 Hot damn Alfred So this implies that if Batman dies, Alfred Pennyworth is going to shoot every supervillain in Gotham twice Part of his
miss-rosen: “All I want is to preserve that wonderful something which so purely exists between us.” ~Alfred Steiglitz Photograph: Alfred Steiglitz, New York, 1914.
alfred-e-neuman: transpondster:This reminds me, America’s 45th President is an imbecile Alternatively, it could be said that someone’s (someone who is alive in 2018) grandfather owned 70 slaves. Not so far detached from the present as they would
brucewayneissexy: Oh.God.Alfred… please don’t say that! You are so perfect and you try your hardest to look out for Bruce. You are always there for him… I LOVE ALFRED SOOOO MUCH!
-petrichor: shadzu: digikurosaki: shadzu: Alfred just perfected his ultimate creeper look. Upstaged, I think… That’s who he learned it from, duhhh <33 That made me laugh really loud, omg EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS PERFECT
pilts: sanctimony: uhoh-beek: “Alfred! ….. ALFRED COME HERE. Blast it… THIS… I’m fiddling with… that TUMBLED WEBSITE AGAIN. I was trying to put a picture on my page here and it keeps taking me to this… this place with these little….
flyingmintbunnyhasabigmouth: heroicscones: Okay um adult Alfred wearing that dress… thing is my new fetish. FUCK WHAT IS THIS DOUJINSHI. AHHHHHH THATS FROM PM4:00 It’s called Tenshi no Shinku-ron <3
punpunichu: abhauen: Alfred, you don’t show affection by branding. It totally doesn’t work that way! Continuation of the silly fantasy au idea of centaur!Arthur being discovered by Alfred, who wants to possess the poor mystical creature :< This
alfred-enoch: Daniel Sharman has a face of innocence. With that in mind, what is the baddest thing you have ever done?
alfred-of-wessex: Imagine having ancestors going back centuries and millennia who nourished your homeland with their blood, sweat, and tears, who labored and died for it and then having some foreigner show up and tell you that they have just as much right
stardust-pond: “And yet, it was a heathen that he did trust most. It was the word of Uhtred that he respect most. Uhtred of Bebbanburg, I find the letter written by my father to be true. Alfred’s pardon does stand, you are a free man able to find
0-memento-mori-0: thefatfeminist: rossthenerd: Some of the many funny Batman and Alfred moments over the years. BROTP. “Leave the tray, please." Bruce. "I give you my word, I did not plan that.”The fact that he had to defend
grandma-did: Re your Alfred Cheney Johnston - 4 photos identified as Alice Wilkie. here’s one from Retro Atalier that matches the “Alice Wilkie” one.And that was the one I thought was correct. Goes to show you how good the fakes are. Thanks!
i-am-the-hero-alfred-jones: drawbauchery: well. since you INSIST I already reblogged this, but I just realized we should tag @vivziepop And if @drawbauchery has a twitter, tag ‘hunicast’ and put the art there too! The livestreams explain that that’s