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“We went on a roadtrip with my parents, and we went to this church that had a Saint, that was supposed to do a lot of miracles (…) I put my hands in the holy water and went ‘Please Jesus, give me some boobs!’”Thank you Jesus.
jesus this got a lot of notes x.x was not expecting that thanks guys :)
thank y'Jesus some of them are much happier once they’ve had those troublesome little testicles removed.
damnnlyssa: the-fury-of-a-time-lord: oyesiam1: Thank you Ellen for showing as once again how to react to homophobia with class and humour. x there is literally nothing i hate about this woman ellen for jesus 2016 “ELLEN FOR JESUS 2016”
summonerscode: Exhibit 312 Caitlyn [00:15]: were fked Caitlyn [00:21]: i told you to ban yasuo he is op as jesus Vi [00:33]: np we got kassadin and a strong team Vi [00:40]: and jesus wasn’t that op, he was like 0-2 (Thanks to ambivartence for the
ih8religion: jesus xmas fun lights This is such a MAJOR WIN!!! <— 3 exclamation marks Jesus on a cross, all lit up for christmas. Thank you for this amazing by personal request animated gif from evolutionsolution! I cannot thank you enough!
femtabulous:bronzebasilisk:Thank u jesus Your friendly neighborhood Jesus
Jesus & Trucho If you are visiting Latinboyz, Bilatinmen, Nakedpapis, or want to tip me, please use the links at the top of the page. Thanks! Beto’s Corner http://betomartinez.tumblr.com/
best-of-funny: jesus: justcallmestyles: the-artist-writer: jesus: *shows up to Last Supper 15 minutes late with starbucks* the url just makes this a million times funnier that’s the whole point of the fucking post thank you my son X
Thank you Jesus.
THANK YOU. Jesus. I can’t believe people have a hard fucking time understanding this.
thank you white jesus for having a female in a manga, in a hot spring, with a male, and she’s attractive, but she has breasts that fit her frame and she is wearing a delightfully modest bathing suit. it’s shit like this is why i read witch
thank you sombermonster jesus christ
all the years wasted fucking each other charles
THANK YOU, DJ JESUS.
Thank ya Jesus!
thank you jesus, another thesis
largeandlovely: wyeasttokaala: Except for when you get so entrenched in relationships that turn out to be “wrong” you are put at an emotional and experience-based disadvantage when attempting to prepare for the so-called “right ones.”You can,
thevirgomaryam: For the record, I will never reblog “judging you so hard if you scroll past this” posts because that’s a sign of extremely manipulative behavior and is reminiscent of abuse. I don’t care how good the post is. I don’t care if
revealing-my-naughty-side: fuckingmymaster: vodkaslumber: arousalvisions: Vodka Slumber by Stay Gold Stay Gold by Vodka Slumber vodkaslumber Aww thanks :) JESUS WHAT A BEAUTY 😭 ~ A I think I’m in love Yes it’s definetly love!
bueno: things i haven’t learned in high school how to pay bills how to buy a house how to buy a car how to apply for loans for college but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function
bueno: things i haven’t learned in high school how to pay bills how to buy a house how to buy a car how to apply for loans for college but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function.
ancorae: commission for sarah this one gave me a heart attack because SAI died in the middle thank jesus for auto save
suikkart: today’s hq_69min theme was short shorts and i’d like to thank jesus for the girls’ vball uniforms
labestiacr: Two cocks, thank Jesus she has 2 holes to fit them
bubbl3goth: thank Jesus for my booty (^з^)-☆
thegirlwhocantbelabeled: ginnyweasley23: lay-your-weary-head-to-reeeeest: ultrafacts: 8 facts about the Harry Potter Movies. More facts on Ultrafacts! I DONT THINK THE LAST ONE WAS NECESSARY THANKS jesus christ the last one FUCKIN OUCH
jesus: justcallmestyles: the-artist-writer: jesus: *shows up to Last Supper 15 minutes late with starbucks* the url just makes this a million times funnier that’s the whole point of the fucking post thank you my son
betosgaylatinmenfan: betomartinez: Thanks Jesus for sending in more hot photos! Very hot. Please send more! Follow him for more: http://xuxobs.tumblr.com/ Beto’s Corner Please send pics to: Por favor manda tus fotos a: betomartinez2008@gmail.com
walkinghardon: white-monsters-of-the-cock: cuumm-inside: cuumm-inside THIS DICK WOULD MAKE YOU FALL TO YOUR KNEES AND START PRAYING TO JESUS!! THANK YOU JESUS, THANK YOU JESUS!! http://www.walkinghardon.tumblr.com bored and horny? come jerk
How do you think Mary Magdalene thanked Jesus for stopping a mob from stoning her to death? Just washing his feet with her hair?
woooooooooooow my dad just tried to gyp 40 fucking bucks out of me when I paid him back for the work done on my car and when I told him that he told me a different amount he started laughing because I knew he was lying and jesus fucking christ what if
antoniomonzon: thanks jesus for this !
rapgamesensei: feggit: literallygoth: this man ran a country for 8 fucking years thank jesus he did
versace-atelier: I’d like to thank Jesus for my ass
bangbeautifuldirtyrich: kalifornias-fashion:“Feminism? no thanks, i prefer gender equality” Water? no thanks, i prefer H2OI’d like to thank not only God, but also Jesus.
thank you jesus
I don’t want you when you want me but the second you don’t want me i want you thanks Jesus this is bullshit
justmakemexscream: me on 2k15 thank jesus appreciate it
9to5chris: Keep Calm and Thank Jesus
amuseoffyre: catsandthelaw: kehinki: forassgard: steve’s face at asgardian mead tho #*gasp* THOR THIS IS A GROWN UP DRINK (x) I don’t wike it. “You mean I can actually get wasted for the first time in 70 years? Thank Jesus”
saiyan-of-royal-blood:livingabovetherest: saiyan-of-royal-blood: I mean who doesn’t have stretch marks? Although I like to refer mine as beast marks lol These are the most basass fucking pictures holy shit you are massive Hahah thanks man but I’m
Thank you Jesus for country music and southern food.
thotfulshawty: tumblr about to be like
leplastiquedick: something about big hairy pecs make me wanna thank jesus
as u guys have noticed i usually make a post when i reach halfway past my last thousand on my follower count but jESUS,sS,,, U GUYS ARe FUCKING QUICK,,,,,///////
toxicphox: fucktonofanatomyreferences: A phenomenal fuck-ton of arm references. (The last image is a GIF; wait for it to load.) [From various sources] Oh my sweet baby jesus
I’m going to romance edelgard first bc That Drama Potential but I just wanted yall to know dorothea is a queen and owns my entire ass, thank you
ravkan: THANK JESUS CHRIST THIS IS ALL I NEED IN LIFE
plantfeathers: dead-wolfwood: jesus the stampede I am now picturing the soldiers coming to arrest Jesus to crucify him, and Jesus running away while crying and eating donuts. Thank you.
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