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Vacating the PremisesTake it from me guys, if your suspiciously gay roommate wants to show you a trick to have earth shattering orgasms… My advice is to say ‘thanks, but no way!’ Here’s why.I just transferred over from a different college, I

THANK U, BUT NO THANKS...

theicarustheory: I never thought I’d be able to draw one of these things but god knows it’s long overdue so here it is, an actual kiriban post! As of 10/28/13 over 1200 people followed this weirdo! Thank you guys so much for keeping up with my shenanigan

Thanks for the submission! I’ve never ridden completely nude, (but its on my list of things to do) although I have ridden with a short skirt and no panties before and I guess that must almost be as thrilling :D xx -D

no but seriosuly guys i got away with drawing fallout stuff for character design AND THEY GAVE ME CHOCOLATE BECAUSE OF THIS ROBUTT

sammyisgone: spn rare ships appreciation: lucifer and gabriel Only know you’ve been high when you’re feeling lowOnly hate the road when you’re missin’ homeOnly know you love her when you let her goAnd you let her goStaring at the bottom of your

so uhI wrote a fic*coughs violently*Thanks to tat-buns and my fiance for the reviews/crits!Warnings for the fic below: Highly suggestive but no outright porn - Jaspidot (SORTA)- brief lactation, pregnant gem egg hell, semi-feral - kinda a self-indulgent

cldrawsthings: people that I haven’t chased off yet with my 90% text posts and 10% actual artworks updates - thank you for sticking around ;;;

iamhzn: black lily & zhuque the event ends in like 4 days im so late but here u go

Thanks everyone who messaged me recently concerning my recent breakup. It’s all good now, and there’s absolutely no bad blood between me and my now ex gf. I’m not gonna get into the details or anything, but it does mean a lot that my

plain-dude: I’m not sure if anyone has pointed this out since a month has passed, but there seems to be some misinterpretation regarding this line from Chapter 96. Crunchyroll: You’re the only one who’s able to enter and exit the royal capital.

thank god for bread

jakegrifball: I can get behind being called “sir” or “master” But if you call me “daddy” I will exterminate.

nakedspacelesbians replied to your post “do you live in san francisco? Are you excited for yaoi con?” dude yaoi con is amazing, They have everything. I’m going for my birthday. BUY ME NO, THANK YOU!!! I WILL PAY YOU MONEY AHHHHHHH.

submissivetosir: Ah - nice sentiment but - no thank you.

splitbricks: rrrAAAAGH IT TOOK FOREVER BUT IT’S FINISHED YEAHHhhhhh Commission for Donnie (tumblr user gandalfexmachina)! They wanted the shiganshina trio in a kiddie pool huehueheueheuee i’m normally used to working a lot faster on things than this,

justjasper: inkformyblood: There are no Penelope Garcia/Derek Morgan/Spencer Reid fics. (Or if there are I can’t find them) I kinda want to try my hand at writing them but I don’t feel too confident with them rn? But no harm no foul I guess. I’ll

yaycreamymancakes: a rad mentorship filled with sick beats yo! I love these music gays and they would deffo go shopping for lp records together, buying and debating about ancient tunes [… just in case but no ship tagging please]

alittletreecko: dajo42: “no prob bob”, or, more formally, “no probert robert”, @artemispanthar

satanslittleangelbaby: jukillakush718: satanslittleangelbaby: 👉👌💞👅 I would pound the shit out of that lil bitch & nut all over her glasses. That’s cute and all, but no thanks.

NO BUT IT REALLY DOES PISS ME OFF THAT TEACHERS DONT UNDERSTAND THAT SOME STUDENTS SUFFER FROM MENTAL DISORDERS LIKE SOCIAL ANXIETY AND FORCE THEM TO TALK IN CLASS FOR A GRADE LIKE NO THANKS IM PERFECTLY FINE LISTENING AND WRITING NOTES

i think i’m done with playing dmmd for the day, i’m sort of drained. hopefully i didn’t annoy anyone with my liveblogging (which is tagged, anyway, so it can easily be blacklisted…), but a thank you to those who enjoyed it i

merrychristmas-aoba-sann: -Image credits go to Cawca for santa Aoba and Mayonaka-hibiki for santa ren-I Had no real reason to make this but then decided onAOBA-SANN’S END OF THE YEAR FOLLOW FOR EVER!2014 got hella gay for me and a lot of you are to

ikebanakatsu: Hi GUYS! I HAVE A MASSIVE SURPRISE (Maybe you’ve already seen my other 32 posts on social media about it BUT NO PROBLEM) For the first time iin FOREVER I’m doing PRINTS that I will send WORLDWIDE AND THE FIRST ONE ARE THESE BEAUTIFUL

roxoah: Uncut version here You can thank anon for making me draw this. I’d also like to thank Mikasa for teaching him and apologize to Eren having to see this. jk

wingsoffuckingfreedom: *Had no time to make a cool edit* I made this as a way to wish all of you a happy 2015, and to thank you, not only to those listed here (and this is just a list of my favourite blogs, and I probably forgot some), but to everyone

suniuz: Isayama’s Monthly Q&A on Bessatsu Shonen Magazine October Issue Q: In the new Levi Squad, who snores loudly? A: It’s Sasha. But Mikasa, who stays with her, doesn’t seem to care at all. There is no new fan-made nickname for characters

megavenusaur: Nintendo are discriminating against me personally by having a topless twink but no hot half naked dads playable ://

creepyknees: it’s gonna happen again but maybe not today

iwanttobeafirefly: Thanks for trying to help… but no thanks.

girlpanties:tbh girls are so nicethank you to all of the girls who’ve ever given me their last hair elastic thank you to all the girls i’ve ever danced with at parties bc i wanted to dance but no one else was dancing also thanks to all the girls who’ve

the signs as marvel characters

NO BUT IT REALLY DOES PISS ME OFF THAT TEACHERS DONT UNDERSTAND THAT SOME STUDENTS SUFFER FROM MENTAL DISORDERS LIKE SOCIAL ANXIETY AND FORCE THEM TO TALK IN CLASS FOR A GRADE LIKE NO THANKS IM PERFECTLY FINE LISTENING AND WRITING NOTES

freshest-tittymilk: purpbanga: drakingndriving: : Preach it Thank you Hoodie. Big boob prosper Oh my time coming!! Haaaaannnn. Bout damn time Okay whatever team A cup and proud

nvbianprincess: “can i show you my dick?” Thank you for asking first but no thank you forever.

knights-who-say-ni: Art by : @florensbur on Instagram!!! Tshirts, bags, prints etc on : http://www.redbubble.com/people/florensbur/works/15413434-thanks-but-no-tanks

satanslittleangelbaby: jukillakush718: satanslittleangelbaby: 👉👌💞👅 I would pound the shit out of that lil bitch & nut all over her glasses. That’s cute and all, but no thanks.

NO BUT IT REALLY DOES PISS ME OFF THAT TEACHERS DONT UNDERSTAND THAT SOME STUDENTS SUFFER FROM MENTAL DISORDERS LIKE SOCIAL ANXIETY AND FORCE THEM TO TALK IN CLASS FOR A GRADE LIKE NO THANKS IM PERFECTLY FINE LISTENING AND WRITING NOTES

I’m thankful for darfin and that we stick through everything, for my friends and family, for my brother who is my best friend, that I met ian somerhalder, that there are dogs in the world, for doing a lot better now and FINALLY FOR THE WALKING DEAD

imdaddysdirtygirl:Papa, you say I’m being naughty and I shouldn’t be tempting my daddy like this, but I think your big hard daddy dick says otherwise…tell me, Daddy, don’t I have a nice little ass? Don’t you want to touch me? ^ uh the hell??

someone just offered to pay me to have sex with them lol

terrencesparrowlegs replied to your post: quick guys what’s an idea for something to do out… bowling? Is that expensive over there? oh, I love you so much for just suggesting an idea (really, honestly thought no one would reply), but the friend

As an artist, I won’t always like every single piece I create, no one will. But I get really cringe-y when other artists hate their work piece after piece which actually look beautiful and shut down every compliment they get with “thanks but its not

nvbianprincess: “can i show you my dick?” Thank you for asking first but no thank you forever.

Oh y'know we hooked up we had sex we saw each other a couple of times but no thanks you don’t have to tell me you decided to DATE someone Fuck you Idk why you’re crawling your ass back to me now I moved on, sucka

y'all say i’m beautiful but how many of you go to the bars and clubs and hit on girls who look like me? lmao this is why i say “thanks, but no one else thinks so,” when guys on the internet wax poetic about how beautiful i am. cuz

I love when LinkedIn suggests I connect with people I slept with a hundred years ago. It’s like “Hey you were mildly adequate in bed and we haven’t spoken in years BUT LET’S BE CONNECTIONS ON LINKEDIN.”

samjoonyuh replied to your post: bu$$y bu$$y bu$$y bu$$y bu$$y bu$$y bu$$y bu$$y bu$$y bu$$y bu$$y bu$$y Because I love you and this is for your own good I love you too Sam but no thank you. I will stick to ass. lol

Happy 10k followers! I cant wait for all of you to buy my book and make me tons of money!No, but seriously, thank you guys so much for following, been doing this page for almost two years and I cant say its always been fun, but a lot of you guys are

NO BUT IT REALLY DOES PISS ME OFF THAT TEACHERS DONT UNDERSTAND THAT SOME STUDENTS SUFFER FROM MENTAL DISORDERS LIKE SOCIAL ANXIETY AND FORCE THEM TO TALK IN CLASS FOR A GRADE LIKE NO THANKS IM PERFECTLY FINE LISTENING AND WRITING NOTES

shatteredphx replied to your post “More 9s asshole?” Thank you no more manbutt�� haha oh no that just means no more 9s atm(that was a comm anyway)

therealbarbielifts: girlswithspunk: therealbarbielifts: Bikini anyone? thanks but no, remove it immediately http://girlswithspunk.tumblr.com/tagged/indy Fuck off

Thank you but no thank you 😍😍🔐

candycornio: Sorry for posting this late, I had works to do but the weekend gave me time to finish this! Please ignore the fact that I can’t draw a ferris or backgrounds… Inspired by dashingicecream tags on a text post BV

Ok last but not least, Ruby herself :v JUST IMAGINE SHE HAS HER HOOD/CAPE THINGY BECAUSE THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS THAT IN SR Had the same problem as blake, no shirt w/ tie thingy, BUT at least it looks similar to her canon clothes with the corset and

seemsswitchy:edgingchallenges:seemsswitchy:I need to be broken and brought back to life. I need to be a better version of me.Fuck your holes all you want but today you may touch your clit only when the pegs are in placeThanks but no thanks.

I’m extremely stubborn about receiving help from men, I don’t care. You see me lifting 5/6 gallons of water? Don’t need your help. You see me putting fluids in my car? Don’t need your help. THANKS BUT NO THANKS

naked-yogi: I’m extremely stubborn about receiving help from men, I don’t care. You see me lifting 5/6 gallons of water? Don’t need your help. You see me putting fluids in my car? Don’t need your help. THANKS BUT NO THANKS stop telling me that

Thanks for looking out but a) I wasn’t drunk/didn’t get drunk b) it was my partner and friends, not strangers and most importantly, c) I chose to drink the beer? I didn’t do it because of them, I did it because I wanted to.

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