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“I never text when I can talk… You should make me text more often.”
I get a message on my phone !Text with pic:I know you fucked our maid last night. If you want me to keep my mouth shut then come to my room right now and fuck me like you fucked her last night.
You deserve oral sex.
You said your pussy needed some fresh air, and oh silly me, I thought you meant your kitten!. But now I realise you wanted to go for a walk to (semi-) publicly show off your pussy. I must say, I like the way you live out your bottomless fantasies when
Texted - I’m disappointed in you and your wife, you both knew the rules and yet she gave you head. So since she can give head to losers then I expect her to make me 贄 a night for the next month and she is cheap. Your punishment is you don’t
Text #1 Your girl ‘Aleska’ asked me to send you this msg of her after she pleased my friends and I Text #2 You’ll be happy to know she was the best fucking slut we ever used! What a big tit-ed dumb cum drinking whore! Text #3 BTW I have a poker
You guys are so shy :)
I should have probably done this a loooong time ago but I’m going to start tagging all my asks as #ask so if you want to avoid that tag and all the text posts you can.Also, for now I don’t tag my asks so if you want to still browse the art it’s
You absolutely must check out these blogshttp://destinationkat.tumblr.com/andhttp://danyraman3.tumblr.com/These blogs submitted a pic for my 50k challenge (correctly and within the time stated).
You ever have days where you find yourself with time to think and you just want to cry about things that happened in the past
You know you had a good time at a show, when you wake up all sore with random bruises the next day. Lol holy shit Testament was great last night. By far the most chaotic show I have gone to. I think I took an elbow to the tit in the pit last night bc
You know those days where you’re just in a grumpy ass mood and want to be left alone, but then you masturbate and you think to yourself “wait why was I even grumpy?”
You guys don’t know how much I smile when I get submissions of animals. It seriously makes my day.
You ever wake up wanting to suck dick .. bc yeah.
You ever have those days where you’d rather stay home and fuck all day but there’s no one to fuck so.. you end up masturbating and watching Netflix by yourself. LolSide note: I’ve been trying to upload some gifs and they won’t
Hey guys, it’s been awhile since we interacted with any of you: how’ve you been? What’s new? Any cool experiences to share? Any photos to submit? Any questions you feel need answered? We’d love to hear back from you guys!
You guys have been awesome today.
When you go out on a date with a guy and he cooks for you and you end up having lovely sex and he's texting other girls in plain sight as you're laying on his chest after you've just had sex. I really thought he was a nice one. If I hadn't I wouldn't
You were in my dreams last night, and I need you to leave. Just leave.
You know, I use the “#pony” tag for basically anything that involves MLP universe, but that admittedly makes it feel sorta awkward when reblogging something only involving MLP characters that aren’t only ponies, like Spike or something :s
taleasoldastimelords: taleasoldastimelords: kapitankirk: taleasoldastimelords: WHAT DO YOU CALL A FAKE ENEMY what A FAUX This is the best thing I will ever attribute to this website and I get nothing
You're not allowed to fall in love with me.
selftitled-clone: are you a fold the corner of a book person or bookmark person? are you a shower in the morning person or shower at night person? are you a call or text person? are you a wine or beer person?
you’re a milf
you've heard of killing characters off for shock value, now get ready for
jordan-reet: annabellebanks: Text to Jordan: Anna: You’re literally 15 feet away but I miss you so much. Wish you were here. Jordan: I wish I was there too. Your dad has supersonic hearing, otherwise I would have already tried to sneak into your
You're a mistress, mademoiselle
You text me, I text you back, no response... and you texted me because?
bestpostarchive: isitpossible: beauty-in-the-unknown: I was shooting a scene in my new film, No Strings Attached, in which I say to Natalie Portman, “If you miss me. you can’t text, you can’t email, you can’t post it on my Facebook wall.
You know i was having a nice fun pomemon filled night until you came home starting an argument. Thanks bro.
you know what I absolutely fucking hate
coochiecouture: 1313997: coochiecouture: theres no reason to be scared of straight boys. whatre they gonna do? spray you to death with axe? drown you in monster? bore you to death from texting?? please This is the most ridiculous post I’ve seen
You know I didn’t like the Sao II opening But now it’s grown on me :o
you dont need the 1st of january to change your life just saying
::Autistic boyfriend hyperfixates on OSHA, texts you each morning about how grateful he is that OSHA exists, plays the CGI OSHA industrial accident training video highlight reel for you when you hang out
You ever text somebody then by the time they text you back you ain't wanna talk to dem no more
You've noticed a change huh? She doesn't text you as often. She never calls you anymore. When she does text you, she never says sweet things to you anymore. She takes her time texting you back. When you try and start an argument you can tell she really
Texted you!
You always make me wonder whats wrong with me. Thanks.
Date someone who will text you dirty things while they are eating dinner with their family.
You don’t truly know me or understand me until you see the shit i reblog on tumblr.
you’re all reblogging my selfie right? *laughs nervously hoping im right*
things I’ll never forget you said..
you're after my robot bee!
You know what I hate? When people try to disprove or invalidate ships with the whole “they barely have any screentime together!” excuse. Like, you ever think maybe it’s not the amount of times they’ve shown up together but the chemistry they’ve
you know what this meansi have to get extra shippy up in this here cesspool
you will NEVER fucking guess what i started working on
You know how shitty it feels to have something you want, to literally have grasped everything you loved, built it up and somehow just lose it in a instance. It’s haunting, it literally keeps me up at night. I wouldn’t wish this upon anyone.
@azbabexo you puta, you don’t even text back when I send you funny videos
You ever bought to hook up & slip off your sandals n worry the bottom of your feet dirty? Or is that just me? Lol
You don’t need time to tell y’all but Deadpool 2 was AMAZING
“You used me like a dildo and that was fucking hot”
You lost your diamond in the rough because you were too impatient. You were too busy cutting em down that you cut too deep & just ran off with something else that glitters, hope you humbled yourself with your fools gold
You know what time it is? Time to sing along to Thank You, Next like it’s nobody’s business
You stupid asshole
you every go through your contact list like, who can I break down to….just me? okay
