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musical-jim: So uhhh…Mark’s video today…he said this at the beginning:“We’re going to remember now. I don’t know what we’re remembering, but something tells me we forgot it for a reason and maybe we should just leave well enough alone and

Every time I watch the scene from the first and last gif, and I see the happiness on Toothless and Hiccup’s faces, it makes me cry. And I’ll tell you why: No matter what Hiccup said or how hard he tried to be accepted, no one ever heard him.

tricias-captions: “I don’t really know how to tell you this,” my husband said to me when he returned from this tour of duty. “But when I was over there, I became, um, close, with a guy in my platoon.” “Do you mean what

chicksalloverme: foothive: chicksalloverme:dogs don’t actually look like this lol what the hell but he’s cute i guess my mom saw this post and wanted me to tell you that weenie’s a girl tell her i said thank you for informing me but also please

bikinibunnyhi: As Cindy was about to get out of his pool, she lifted her braided ponytail and said, “You know what this is for, don’t you, Mr. Crude?”He smiled and replied, “Probably, but why don’t you tell me?”“It’s for yanking back

spider1961-myloveforprettywomen: Jackie approached Mr. Crude after class.“I know this is going to be rather unorthodox, but I have a request of you, Mr. Crude,” said Jackie.“Okay,” he replied. “What do you want from me?”“Before I tell you

Aleksa smiled as she lay back and said to Mr. Crude, “Let’s play a little game.”“What do you have in mind?” he responded.“Pretend you’re talking to Alexa and ask me whatever you want. I’ll have to tell you

blueeyesfantasy:intrepidstag:intrepidstag:This is what my wife tells me she did with Ryan. In his car, his cock out and her stroking him. She hasn’t said how big he was or if she sucked him off?

mitten: did i ever tell you that i got kicked out of my philosophy class because my professor asked the class what the meaning of life is and i said ball is life and he kicked me out

hermiola: And they called me into the producer’s, David Heyman, very, like, pristine white office. He said: “we just wanted to tell you that you’re the preferred candidate for the role of Hermione", and I remember thinking “What does preferred

mitten: did i ever tell you that i got kicked out of my philosophy class because my professor asked the class what the meaning of life is and i said ball is life and he kicked me out

sunfl0werpetal: jellyfishnetstockings: Friend told me to just start talking so I started telling her about the time I had to explain to this boy what a romper was and how he proceeded to ask me on a date but I said “only if I can wear a romper”.

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