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jack-aka-randomboobguy: sutibaru: Eliza the new vampire character for Tekken Revolution. Apparently she gets boobs? Boobs grow when she uses her feeding moves(which are her throws), she has power waves and a teleport and she is a narcoleptic vampire.
Why Lie If You Can Teleport? « Suicide Girls Blog by Nahp Suicide Many beer brands speak to men in a shared tone, showing them that they really understand their needs. Yet up to now, all intentions were expressed by a message without an action plan.
glynbrowntv: the—pessimist: Teleport to me
monstercrazy: Rocket Tarzan (1963) Teleport City
defend-pop-hardcore-punk: Man Overboard - Teleport
itsallprimal: wolfstravelsinmind: Probably? PROBABLY? We’d probably take a break once in a while…that’s the only probability involved here. This is why someone must privately fund the teleporting project, to make distance a non- issue. ~Primal
liegespet: From Liege: I don’t think Kitten know that I literally save the internet.PS: Kitten has a thing for xray hentai.PSS: Yeah, I would want one of these teleport fleshlights.
my friends say since I travel so much I must be able teleport, like a femme Kurt Wagner/Nightcrawler
hiddlestonfan: lokiderp: morelikehiddlestunning: vladplasmious: anaya-of-wolves: Watch him roll. OH FOR FUCKS SAKE. IM DONE. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING MEhere I was thinking he teleported or some shit but it turns out he just rolls away down the
askroyalgiratina: pregnantscootaloo: Note: He teleported them back to Canterlot, not vaporized them lol They got owned …dammit, I was never particularly interested in this pregnant Scootaloo blog (in fact I’m a bit sick and tired of
Sounds like an amazing time! Anyone have a way to teleport me to NY?
Fable2 teleport!!
zipmouth: now you can have a mew sprite teleporting around your dash
“Teleport”
exquisite-taste-of-lust: crownroyal89: miss this vid soooo much lol **closes eyes and teleports into vid** http://exquisite-taste-of-lust.tumblr.com/ who are they???
Bowmore - Final Fantasy Dimensions
mjasexynigga: crownroyal89: miss this vid soooo much lol **closes eyes and teleports into vid** MJ Say Yessss
royalcanterlotvoice: Learning to teleport by ~Takina-Rainbow
sonypraystation: niggafuckurblog: chickenfriedaspirations: greenteashawty: shehateme: the-strength: Dude. Got. THE FUCK. Outta there! YO. My smart ass would’ve figured out how to break every law of physics and teleport myself back to the crib.
randomlyrelevant: robregal: greenteashawty: shehateme: the-strength: Dude. Got. THE FUCK. Outta there! YO. My smart ass would’ve figured out how to break every law of physics and teleport myself back to the crib. Then again, my smart ass would’ve
unicronkween: Doubled over in class. Just wanna melt into a black hole and teleport into Master’s bed. I almost feel guilty reblogging this since it isn’t a happy picture of her, but I think she looks damn cute in it.
meanwhilebackinthedungeon: “oops” The sorcerer has made another teleportation error…
friendlyneighborhoodspidertits: planetofjunk: Here’s a Summerstuck sketch, commissioned by anonymous. As usual, Teleport El 8arky here is making me carry all the junk, while whining to me a8out how expensive huge 8ras are. I mean, of fucking course
haruspis: That moment when John first encounters the Promethean Knights and is all like “NOPE, WTF IS GOING ON THEY DON’T PAY ME ENOUGH FOR THIS SHIT! WTF IS THIS TELEPORTING BULL? CORTANA HELP PLS”
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Dusk Shine awoke from the sudden teleportation, rubbing his head. On first impressions, he looked around and didn’t see any part of the palace he recognized, nor his friends. New friends, he’d just made and come to fight the evil incarnation
When one is trying to teleport somewhere to make a grand exit, they must remember to bring themselves as well.While you’re here, why don’t you join us over HERE for the stream that we’re doing? We’re starting with Rainbow Dash
No Joke, this is how Norman (plastic surgery’d) escapes the clutches of two Spider-Men and a whole bunch of civilians. He literally just runs away. No invisibility field, no glider, no helicopter, no teleporter, no giant drill, no jet-ski. He
Twily, NO! I got a lot of positive feedback on the sketch of this.Decided to add a bit more^^Don’t worry, she’s a magical horse.Just teleport out of there.
When our team scores an Ace with 4 people alive and everyone immediately returns to base while Dragon and Baron are up. I had an Ezreal at full health teleport back literally 10 steps from Baron while we had it half dead.
Wow this anime is so bad. Main character is the Gariest Stu that has ever Garied Stued and that first episode was a clusterfuck of bad writing. I know Anime doesn’t need to be realistic and all but if you’re teleported to an alternate univers
calamitouserebus: writing-prompt-s: You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How Do
Maria Hill Is Marvel's Donald Trump, She Wants To Build A Wall And Get Teleporters To Pay For It (Spoilers) - Bleeding Cool Comic Book, Movie, TV News
floatiesoda: i was talking with @pranelartabominations the other day and we came with the idea that meta knight’s actually chubby underneath the dimensional cape. Here he did a little slip while teleporting!
hes usually vry sneaky but not 2day apparently sans cant fly– but he can teleport and thats like 100x more op so flying is probably not a big deal
slhypnokitten: Allow your conscious mind to recede as the path to unconscious enlightenment slowly appears… Click To Teleport! Club HK Isles: tinyurl.com/j8zzk73
tesladyneindustries: idea: a teleportation spell, but it takes 15 seconds to use and looks like a corny powerpoint transition when you cast it
incorrect48quotes:[Sayamina making weird noises]Kojiharu: What are you doing?Takamina: Our mating callKojiharu: Oh? I have a mating call tooSayaka: Really? what is itKojiharu: Daddy.Yuko: *teleports to her*Yuko: You called, babe?
I'm willing to offer a lifetime supply of diaper/pacis/whatever you want to whoever can invent a teleportation machine so my Little never has to be alone again
angelvirgob: rainesage: gifsboom: Chinchilla Dust Bath. [video] [ChinTubeHD] why did it dissappear im concerened as a previous roommate of a chinchilla, dustbaths are used as a teleportation method for chinchillas. They reappear at the stroke of
just-shower-thoughts: Time machines need to be teleportation machines also because otherwise you’ll end up in the middle of space while the earth has orbited somewhere else entirely.
just-shower-thoughts: If I was teleported to the middle ages, I’d have no idea how to recreate any current technology.
suppermariobroth: In Super Mario World, Mario’s fireballs don’t interact properly with the tile at the top of an escalator, causing them to teleport.
pikrollo: antifamutant: rasticore: emotionalempowerer: The fuck people confused about? How the fuck the mother not age She teleported to the future of this photo, or I’m high and not sleeping, what the fuck. There moms an immortal
abpoli: holisticfansstuff: a-can-of-mountain-jew: thebisquid: itshardtoactnormal: I can’t believe people are mad about a 16-year-old girl wanting the earth to get better Also - What is she supposed to do, motherfucker? Teleport?? Spontaneously
exo-ukiss: Teleportation - Kai
rickyoppar: can i be the floor or can someone magically teleport me under him?
hoebama: its 2013 how come i cant teleport and hug cute people from the internet yet
INFINITE teleporting back to their hotel [x]
canadad: *red hot chili peppers comes on the car radio* *car turns into a long board and i am immediately teleported to california* what the fuck
All I want out of life today is her and this. and maybe food. If only I had teleportation down pat.
itachis-homie: i like kaguya’s sweet ass jutsu where she teleports in squares
nentindo: hokeyfright: can the science side of tumblr explain this swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/ adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy. i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating
lordxeras: funnygamememes: Reblog if you get it lol. I swear to god if ya’ll ruin this one too…. It’s a reference to portal, since the portals in that game were those two colors, it’s as if the fork is teleporting
fruitsoftheape100: markiplier: markiplier: meow meow (Elmer Teleports Behind Multiplier And Unscrews His Head)
personsonable:*gets my arm bitten off by a wolverine in the canadian wilderness and this billboard instantly teleports to my location, silently mocking me as i bleed to death*
best-of-inspirobot:[Don’t search for your true self. Build a teleporter.] me at every damn engineer