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johnboyega: this dewy glow brought to you by the ted cruz is the zodiac killer meme
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binarybible: 124: 56goats: shmemson: Joe Biden bravely risks life and limb to make an actual, real-life “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” joke. Not all heroes wear capes. #tedcruzisthezodiackiller @124 I haaaaaate thiiiiiiis Amar might be the
sweezamuffin: i miss early 2016 when Ted Cruz was the zodiac killer, and Bernie had a real shot, and Trump was a punchline instead of the literal embodiment of the black plague
moonlandingwasfaked: emobody: seriousjones: ted cruz about to pull out a fucking gun Confirmed zodiac killer boutta strike again
turnit0ff: if just one history book, just one, mentions ted cruz’s zodiac killer scandal, then this was all worth it
starfleetrambo: lillersdabomb: john-dadams: they have recently dug up 12 human skeletons in ben franklins basement and they have no explanation Ben Franklin is the zodiac killer I cant believe Ted Cruz is Ben Franklin
shaycode: I’ve convinced myself the 2016 election isn’t even real at this point. “Please clap” and Jeb giving out turtles that he carried in his pocket?? 38% of Florida voters thinking Ted Cruz could be the Zodiac Killer?? Donald Trump saying
memeufacturing: i’m comforted by the fact that Ted Cruz woke up one morning and was told by his advisors that the internet was suddenly convinced that he was the zodiac killer
internetsurfing: sweezamuffin:i miss early 2016 when Ted Cruz was the zodiac killer, and Bernie had a real shot, and Trump was a punchline instead of the literal embodiment of the black plague
buzzlightyearhugecock: woodyisahugetwink: buzzlightyearhugecock: am i the only one who wonders what kinda porn ted cruz whacks off to? he seems like a genital mutilation kinda guy to me! 😮 the zodiac killer returns to infect us all with his fucked
shmemson: Joe Biden bravely risks life and limb to make an actual, real-life “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” joke. Not all heroes wear capes. #tedcruzisthezodiackiller
teenage-mutant-angsty-zukos: official-data: New Ted Cruz theory: Yes, he’s the Zodiac Killer. That’s a given. But he’s also a time traveler, thus explaining his oh-so-convenient alibi of “not being born yet”. This leads to a scary possibility.
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: himatzu: himatzu: ted cruz smiles like he has shampoo in his eyes yea maybe it’s from the long ass shower he took to wash off the blood from being the zodiac killer
politicalmachine: blurryselfie: Confirmed. some people say ted cruz can’t be the zodiac killer because his age doesn’t line up. but here’s the thing: he wasn’t even born in the united states, he was SUPPOSEDLY born in canada. what if his documents
chaneladdict: shmemson: Joe Biden bravely risks life and limb to make an actual, real-life “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” joke. Not all heroes wear capes. #tedcruzisthezodiackiller Imma miss you Joe
liittlefinger: hey ted cruz now is time to use those zodiac killer skills you’ve been hiding all this time