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genzdreamer: pan-pizza: Normal Human Standing Zodiac Killer Ted Cruz is now posing as El Diablo ^^^
kcinpa: (via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufGlBv8Z3NU)
dogs99999: Like. I’m gonna cry
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justmyantifeministtrash: the-real-ted-cruz: bloody-white-wolf: lynzkar: kunerias-huge-dick: This man was a treasure to humanity. good post Honestly every picture I see makes me even more sad that he died.
za-smierc-przyjaciela: speedwag: aozth: 2016 is quite a year ted cruz is literally an alien making up human idioms and hoping they work im so stressed I looked this up because I didn’t believe but he actually…….did say this
ajtheslayer: princess-stabbity: you know, the best thing about ted cruz’s speech saying “vote with your conscience” is he doesn’t actually say “don’t vote for trump” like he literally let trump supporters themselves make the leap that
A brief history of the Internet being suspicious of Ted Cruz’s identity
brookietf: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: zenosanalytic: ardendeservesbetter: ardendeservesbetter: ted cruz is terminating his campaign because it’s no longer “viable” but I think he should be forced to carry it to term anyway I mean he knew
thewinterotter: allonsyforever: allonsyforever: John Legend criticizes Republicans like Jeb Bush and Ted Cruz for their responses to the video recording of Trump admitting to sexual assault John Legend continues to live up to his last name in every
iammarcpi: “Ted Cruz Devouring My Son” - 2018 Oil on canvas, 11"x 17" Based on that one painting by Francisco de Goya.
sleepiesoft: dylanaf: Ted Cruz is speaking at my school next week LMAOOOO ask him why he killed 20-28 people in northern california from 1960-1970
drakeimpala: ppl freaking out over bernie being like “Excuse me, I am talking” when clinton tried interrupting him during the debate…..have u ever watched a republican debate before. 99% sure ted cruz almost murdered donald trump right there on
nomnombutteredtoast: priestessamy: the-real-ted-cruz: multiplegenredisorder: martunamajor: unlimitedtrashworks: legalizevore: my dad guillermo laying it out His table is piled high with food he will never touch but he will kill you for taking the
laurenlivingroom: splittingmyskin: scientificphilosopher: Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz made this disgusting ‘joke’ at a recent conservative political conference.The dude creepily giggles (and the audience joins in) after admitting
shorthalt: theawesomeshadowwolf:duwangarang:i… i don’t know what to say…what the fuck is that second thingrepublican presidential candidate ted cruz
agoodcartoon: hatformychapstick: agoodcartoon: fucking lol A no-plates van stops for young girl, alone on a country road at night. It’s actual cannibal Ted Cruz. A Good Cartoon. You’re trudging toward November.There’s no good nominees,
agoodcartoon: darkporc: Vermin Supreme asking Ted Cruz if waterboarding should be fluoridated. #feeltheverm i forgot all about vermin supreme and i think his only mistake before is that 2012 doesnt rhyme with his name as well as 2016. he has a good
lord-kitschener: tedcruzthemarshmallowman: geckopirateship: jazzcatte: does… does he know what that means Lay your cash down for the chance to fuck Ted Cruz 20 minutes into Netflix and chill and he gives you this look Netflix and become
britishgentlelady: tbh all i want is a movie where trump wins the election and the other candidates have to team up and go back in time to stop him but along the way jeb bush realizes his dream to dance and ted cruz goes rogue and becomes the zodiac
tangdynastie: moonlandingwasfaked: emobody: seriousjones: ted cruz about to pull out a fucking gun Confirmed zodiac killer boutta strike again Donald trump didn’t even give effort in putting his right hand over his heart As someone who doesn’t
zeusdethroned: matt-ruins-feminisms-shit: queenofthebasilisks: timeanddisregard: classylgbthomie: Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz made this disgusting ‘joke’ at a recent conservative political conference. What makes this worse
ahumbleprofessor: My favorite active New Yorker cartoonist Ed Steed designed these hilarious posters for the 2016 USA presidential candidates. I love how accurately they catch the tone of each candidate’s personality and policies, from Ted Cruz’s
Well ted cruz has a murderous second persona…..
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stubbadubb: duxwontobey: aozth: 2016 is quite a year oh my lord Ted Cruz is attracted to rats because HE IS ONE! The erect ovular ears, the dark beady eyes, the pointy scrawny noise, and those elongated jagged teeth. He’s practically a sewer rat
crybaby-commie: adulthoodisokay: I am here for Ted Cruz’s college roommate constantly dragging him on Twitter.
tfw a republican says they are pro life but also support ted cruz/donald trump in the same breath.
one-discourse-meal: the-real-ted-cruz: Reblog if you think trans women are lovely Thanks ted
liittlefinger: hey ted cruz now is time to use those zodiac killer skills you’ve been hiding all this time
the-real-ted-cruz:@ masculine boys: I love you @ feminine boys: I love you @ cis boys: I love you @ trans boys: I love you @ boys with dark skin: I love you @ boys with light skin: I love you @ tall boys: I love you @ short boys: I love you @ boys: I
metalgirlysolid: boomerbuzzard: notchicken: I hate the internet. I hate how this poem doesn’t need to be finished but it has 13.9k retweets and 21.1k likes. Everyone knows how this poem ends and I hate it Violets are Blue Michael Jackson sang Thriller
pastel-fluff-witch: egaylitarian: birepublicangirl: the-real-ted-cruz: refinery29: #DisabledAndCute is the best thing on Twitter this week (and there’s been a LOT of stiff competition) We’ve seen firsthand just how powerful, courageous, and badass
bossubossupromode: the-real-ted-cruz: sixthrock: horhardaho: australianpikachu: the unholy trio don’t forget i have been staring at the sky one for 5 minutes what is it trying to say
stalinistqueens: softboy4softboy: the-real-ted-cruz: @ all the conservative gay/bi/ace/aro/pan/trans people out there: You aren’t traitors to the LGBT+ community. You are people who have their own opinions and there is nothing wrong with that. yeah
funohtrixpointnever: ted cruz is being controlled by a powerful warlock
the-real-ted-cruz: A man’s consent is just as important as a woman’s consent. If a man says no to sex, listen. Let’s end the stereotype that men are supposed to “want” it.
astrodidact: What a piece of shit Ted Cruz is…
drinking-tea-at-midnight: secotm: Bernie Sanders. Elizabeth Warren. Cory Booker. Kamala Harris. Kirsten Gillibrand. Next question: If not Trump, who? Jeb Bush? Ted Cruz? Kid Rock? (And obligatory note: Conservatives fellate any Z-list celebrity they
birkinbitch: itsstuckyinmyhead: Craig Mazin was Ted Cruz’s college roommate and he really really really hates him I’m dying because he got verified
veni-vidi-pikachi: i keep this quote on my bedroom wall so i dont forget about it. why did we let ted cruz forget about this anyways? why didnt we, as a society, make more fuss about this quote? im haunted by it daily since tedward cruz looks down upon
scumbag-vanguard:mrswaylandworld:damnian-wayne:micdotcom:Yes, Ted Cruz actually said this on national TV — and then he brought up serial killers (!).I’m 330% here for the Zodiac Killer taking down TrumpDo your thing TedTed Cruz redemption arcOn the
memeufacturing: me: truth or dareted cruz: truthme: are y-ted cruz: dare
landofdoom: shortformblog: nbcnews: 15 hours and counting: Cruz reads ‘Green Eggs and Ham’ as crusade against Obamacare continues (Photo: NBC News) He does not like Obamacare, he does not like it anywhere. Texas Sen. Ted Cruz took to the Senate
ksiouxw: fortfuncat: dizzycat2000: micdotcom: Watch: Rachel Maddow destroys Huckabee, Cruz and Jindal for speaking at a horrifically homophobic event. Please don’t forget these men - Ted Cruz, Bobby Jindal and Mike Huckabee are RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT
micdotcom: 38% of Florida voters think Ted Cruz could be the Zodiac Killer In Florida, PPP found that 10% of voters believed Cruz to be the famous serial killer while 28% of voters were “not sure.” Taken as a whole, that’s nearly 4 in 10 Floridians
funnyordie: John Boehner called Ted Cruz, “Lucifer in the flesh.” Joke’s on Boehner, that’s actually the name of Cruz’s metal album.
beckettes: i see yr “ted cruz is the zodiac killer” theory and raise u a “ted cruz is literally every serial killer” theory.
applesareactuallyprettygood: hee-blee: confirmed ted cruz is that bitch ass white spider from miss sunny’s spider patch spread the word Ted Cruz, Zodiac Killer, Lizard Person And Creepy Ass White Spider
crowmemes: oak23: pattiluphone: seriousjones: ted cruz about to pull out a fucking gun actually, this is ted cruz emulating napoleon, foreshadowing that if elected, he will become a vicious war hungry imperialist dictator napoleon also is pulling
memeufacturing: interviewer: thanks you for speaking with us, Ted ted cruz: No problem!interviewer *really fast*: SerialKillerSaysWhatted cruz: what?campaign manager: *screams*
airyairyquitecontrary: geisterweg: I want everyone to push the Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer joke relentlessly until Ted Cruz is forced to address whether or not he is the zodiac killer in a debate we got David Cameron to deny skullfucking a pig so
natwidow: somebody needs to tell donald trump the internet thinks ted cruz is the zodiac killer bc trump would 100% take it to the next level he’d probably have ted cruz arrested and I for one think that would be hilarious to witness
