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familyfun69: My brother thought because he was a teacher assistant he could punish me. Jokes on him cause i have always wanted his cock
want1forher: No joke: Double-fucked my kid’s 2nd-grade teacher last night, along with the Dad of another kid in her class. Now that school is out, she’s got some extra time on her hands… …………..Looks like I’ll
We boys frequently joked about the girls at school, always in a daze, how it could often seem that they developed crushes on every single male teacher we had.I always knew it to be true, because I was exactly the same :) The Masochistic Emasculation
hominishostilis: autistic-vincent-fawkes: theimaginatorifunny: piercingsandink: outside-the-inside-joke: videohall: I would have aced biology if the teachers all taught the course like the narrator It’s like a rainbow…of ugly. Crying *Calmly*
dorkwolfsketchbook: My former english teacher asked for “A fox engulfed in blue flames jumping out of a portal :3” over at instagram. apparently he was joking, but he seemed to like it well enough Btw I’m @marejai_sketchbook on instagra
buttgenie: i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens
loliphon: NOW I’M REMEMBERING THE TIME I RUINED MY MYTHOLOGY TEACHER’S INNOCENT IMAGE OF ME BY MAKING A GREEK GODS-RELATED SEX JOKE FOR VALENTINE’S DAY LMAO
lierdumoa: inqorporeal: chronicreality: xzienne: skary-child: cruzfucker69: i hate when the teacher’s like “write about a bad time in your life” like i ain’t tryna get a social worker up my ass, thanks tho fam This ain’t no joke I had
awed-frog: Met an old teacher today and we got talking about ‘the good old times’ and ten minutes into the conversation I jokingly said the one regret I have from middle school is that I never won anything at her magnificent tombolas? Because, like,
123ery: i dont care if text posts are fake, let me believe the world is funny and creative and parents are weird and teachers are fun and coincidences always line up with the joke. it gives me hope.
piercingsandink: outside-the-inside-joke: videohall:I would have aced biology if the teachers all taught the course like the narrator It’s like a rainbow…of ugly. Crying
meanplastic: When your teacher makes a corny joke but you still need to pass the class
gagafordiggy: Senior projects are no joke! 😅😓 Sorry I’ve been gone but recently my teachers and parents have been on my case about these projects. 😕😓 I will try to at least start posting once a day after this week. Sorry about the absence.
9gag: My biology teacher nailed this joke yesterday boa piada marcio
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srsfunny:Some Teachers Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Make Jokes
lonewolfstark: naughtyhowell: teenage-dicks: snorlaxatives: carryonwaywardsoldier: carryonwaywardsoldier: my physics teacher told us a joke today three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light
adurot:dangerbooze:hominishostilis:autistic-vincent-fawkes:theimaginatorifunny:piercingsandink:outside-the-inside-joke:videohall:I would have aced biology if the teachers all taught the course like the narratorIt’s like a rainbow…of ugly.Crying*Calmly*
youre-joking-perce: gandalfthegreywarden: welpwomp: professor-remus: datvikingtho: lightgetsout: satanstrousers: em-in-the-den: current aesthetic: cute english teacher who’s high key banging the history professor current aesthetic: the history
One of the teachers I’m working with actually said “Why am I stuck with the [r-word] class?” because she has seven students with IEPs. I think that’s enough sign for me to stop existing. Every aspect of my life is a fucking joke.
natural–blues: now-theres-a-spoiler-for-you: stilinski-barnes: moonykins: theimaginatorifunny: piercingsandink: outside-the-inside-joke: videohall: I would have aced biology if the teachers all taught the course like the narrator It’s
twentydeepsteps:twentydeepsteps:I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg
petitedeath: piercingsandink: outside-the-inside-joke: videohall:I would have aced biology if the teachers all taught the course like the narrator It’s like a rainbow…of ugly. Crying the human male is a large annoying loud pair of gonads im
my-bow-tie-is-kawaii: my-bow-tie-is-kawaii: OH MY GOD TODAY IN CLASS WE HAD A NEW TEACHER AND HE LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE NICOLAS CAGE WTF GUYS I WASNT JOKING
oddfuture-hooligan: cravings: who da ho? My old high school teacher used to make this joke constantly.
helenas-hood: gllob: a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced I asked my old science teacher this and he said “I make
carryonwaywardsoldier: carryonwaywardsoldier: my physics teacher told us a joke today three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do? They throw one cigarette over board
twentydeepsteps: twentydeepsteps: I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg
point-broken:piercingsandink: outside-the-inside-joke: videohall:I would have aced biology if the teachers all taught the course like the narrator It’s like a rainbow…of ugly. Crying “It’s like a rainbow…of ugly.” Literally me.
collagens: when the teacher you hate makes a joke
swellingwithhate: strigays: muscleluvr2: this is a 2000 dollar fursuit honey your teacher is a furry r u fucking joking lab instructor. Labs r dogz yo
Whenever I tell anyone about my high-school chemistry teacher they think I’m making a joke because his name really is Mr. White.
avenue: moderately-good-britain: iwantcupcakes: NEVER FORGET: In which Robert Downey Jr. was the only one (enthusiastically) laughing at a joke amidst a sea of serious faces (2011 Golden Globes). this is actually me in class when my teacher makes
leonmcgann: this one time in primary school we were doing a play and the teacher asked who wanted to be a flower and i put my hand up as a joke but then i actually got the role ‘flower’, i feel like this is what happened when robert pattinson got
space-queer: the-brightestgreen: teenage-dicks: snorlaxatives: carryonwaywardsoldier: carryonwaywardsoldier: my physics teacher told us a joke today three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to
123ery:i dont care if text posts are fake, let me believe the world is funny and creative and parents are weird and teachers are fun and coincidences always line up with the joke. it gives me hope.
molotowcocktease:marcoereus:I’m so tired of people telling me German is an “ugly, angry” language. When my German teacher tells us jokes it’s the sweetest, happiest language in the world. When I teach my father the word for daughter he smiles,
cridea-jeevik: youre-joking-perce: gandalfthegreywarden: welpwomp: professor-remus: datvikingtho: lightgetsout: satanstrousers: em-in-the-den: current aesthetic: cute english teacher who’s high key banging the history professor current
stanathanbabies: overwhelmedwithbasorexia: myraggedywinchesters: snorlaxatives: carryonwaywardsoldier: carryonwaywardsoldier: my physics teacher told us a joke today three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches
harrypotterandthetardisofsecrets: cumberbangers: sspock: sspock: How many ears does Kirk have? Three ears. The left ear, the right ear… and the final front ear I told this joke to my teacher who’s a huge Trekkie and he sighed so loudly and
makochantachibanana: lameborghini: lameborghini: my physics teacher loves april fools day i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class
condescetier: my Dad makes dad jokes but because hes a physics teacher theyre not common dad jokes “hey dad, whats up?”“Up is a directional vector with no force”
priestmahad: hairties: kumagawa: WHY OLD WHITE TEACHERS BE SO QUICK TO LOSE THEY LIVES i would literally fight my teacher if they did something like this I would beat the shit out of his old ass right there in class are you fucking joking.
hugglez4eva: lameborghini: lameborghini: my physics teacher loves april fools day i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and
toastpotent: gayerluke: wolfvalkyrie: gayerluke: security question: what was the last name of your first grade teacher? my first grade teacher hacking my bank account: i’m in why is this so fucking funny it’s a joke
diagondaley: buttgenie: i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens #especially those sarcastic witty teachers who have
jennilah: condescetier: my Dad makes dad jokes but because hes a physics teacher theyre not common dad jokes “hey dad, whats up?”“Up is a directional vector with no force”
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