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When @jynxiemazie tells me her height, I’m busting out a measuring tape, I think she is trying to squeeze an inch or two on me. We may not all agree on april fools shenanigans on THE GRAM, but we can all agree @jynxiemazie is fine. #chiquita pero
Measuring @Alice_85JJ giant tits, I think I need a longer tape ;-)
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cantsleep12: Found a 60 inch measuring tape and put it around my waist, my tummy could be about 70-75 inches maybe? (also sorry for the loud music) ☺️
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“16.5” by Leonid Mochulskiy
The tale of the tape - Danni Ashe checks to see how Traci Topps measures up.
TEMPEST Insures Body For A MILLION DOLLARS! Vintage press photo from December of 1954 features Hollywood UPI correspondent Vernon Scott admiring the “Tale Of The Tape” re: the dynamic proportions of Tempest.. Her measurements were recorded
blackbulls-whitegirls-bliss: You wanted to measure his huge black cock first and he agreed to let you, now, he uses your measuring tape to choke you while he fucks you deep from behind. Seems like a fair trade off to me :)
elmolincoln: One of the sweeties out there has asked a couple times for me to measure my areola. That becomes a bit of a problem as, by the time I get the tape out and all situated, significant things happen if you know what I mean, and measurement
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What do you say, gooner? Wanna use Lola as your own personal measuring tape? Lola thinks it looks like such fun. nnnnnghhhhhhhh
ussbbw: Do you quantify uncompromising sublimity with a measuring tape or by the handful?(I believe the fuller-figured model is Amatrix).
I think your neck is a little too thick. Let’s see if we can get it down an inch or two.
Colouring pictures with grey lines can be difficult, since my colouring technique makes them translucent so the colour still shows through, thus meaning that I need to make less noticeable mistakes when it comes to colouring around them.Art by GeckomaniaC
nakedasians: Breaking out the measuring tape. Got milk
dumbhornyjock: “You ready with that measuring tape bro? Gotta prove to the guys that I can shoot my load the furthest… thanks for helping me out by the way. Here it comes… aw SHIT!!! Haha oh FUCK bro, didn’t mean to splatter you! Get outta
bigcocksrock: Don’t really need a measuring tape to know that’s a huge cock.
chubby-lovers: Put the measuring tape away, baby. I like you just the way you are.
biggerthandad: “OH WOW! Baby. We don’t need this measuring tape. I can already tell you’re twice the man your father is!” Good to see the son didn’t inherit the same penis size gene from his Dad !
thebigbearcave: MEASURING CALF SIZE FOR SOCK GARTERS, THIS IMAGE RULES, TOO COMPLETELY SEXUAL. WHAT I WOULD GIVE TO BE THE GUY WITH THE MEASURING TAPE.
playful-nites: Boobs, milk, and a measuring tape ;)
Here’s a measuring tape for you Daddy!!
“Are you sure we will feel comfortable in these… boxer… shorts?” the blue alicorn asked tentatively, watching the measuring tape wrap itself around his body almost by its’ own accord. It wasn’t often the Prince of
mistressaliceinbondageland: Women are always secretly measuring your dick. We don’t want you to know that we are judging your size, so we don’t carry around a measuring tape in our back pocket. Instead, we use our hands. Most women will never admit
Ariel vs. The Melting Tape With temps over 100 degrees and no air conditioning it was a perfect time to wrap poor Ariel in some duct tape. I secured each arm to her legs nice and tight and even taped her shoes for good measure. Her confidence ran high
thuridbbw: summer-marshmallow: 60 inch measuring tapes just don’t cut it anymore! Interested in custom videos, photos, or skype shows? Message me! You can also contact me at marshmallowsummer@gmail.com Find me on Instagram: SummerMarshmallow Send
aestheticc-meme: Team BWBY HD Album and blanks Measuring tape (Textless) BWBY (Textless) And here’re the BWBY versions Just gonna start retumbling rwby porn with this reaction face by Kiichii
Look…it’s one of those nights where all I wanna do is cry about how in love I am with jong suk
growingconcerned: things wrong with this photo sunglasses on inside camera facing wrong way using a goddamn builder’s measuring tape to measure still a killer rack though
growingconcerned: in certain cases, the measuring tape may be used as a leash
Strange Red Guy (NSFW)
chubbology: Top 10 WG Phrases - August1. Waistline swelling an inch or two, or three or five3. Measuring tape pressing into soft flesh, embarrassingly deep4. The growing just won’t stop; the weight keeps piling on5. Clothes straining around the gut
steepravine: Majestic Old Growth Redwood I need to bring a measuring tape next time - I think this guy is pushing 40 feet in circumference. (Portola Redwoods, California - 12/2015) I long to see these trees.
lovemlarge: A little more and she will run out of measuring tape 😘
a-frank-admirer: Measuring tapes do no justice to Marie’s vast and obese belly. I love me a belly with the belly button hidden between massive fat rolls.http://bighotbombshells.com/Marie/Marie.html
fantasyfanficboi: Felt sort of big… And yeah… New stretchmarks… Busted out the measure tape and I’m 61 inches around standing and 66 inches around sitting… One day…
calboner: Measuring tape (2010)
starhellcomics: All she wanted was some special lingerie, but she just keeps melting his measuring tape!Pinup voted for, on Patreon!
ssbbwvanillahippo: This is the small preview of the update on BBW Royalty tomorrow. I am ‘Vanilla’ there. Don’t mind the bruise. It turns out that when you drop 650 pounds on your knee, there are consequences. I take on the measuring tape! I win.
sweetestesthome: Use tape to measure distance between the two holes, then put the tape on the wall. Smart and simple!Click to check a cool blog!
breathlesslou:@gagged-selfies taped then scuba for good measure
What happens when measuring tapes are too tiring to get
If your only memory of having a bra fitting is your mum shoving you in a Marks and Sparks changing room with a frumpy lady sporting a measuring tape and half moon glasses, it’s definitely time to go again.
guysexting: This 23yo absolutely loves to sext & show off his goods! Kinda cheating with that measuring tape, but still his cock looks very suckable! Yumm Thanks for the submission! Feel free to submit using the Submit Page. ^.^
meme-loving-stuck:whiskeywhitemage:earthdad:Bring Me The Boss HogOh sorry? you think someone wanted to go up and measure that thing with a fucking yardstick??? just roll on up to the boar the size of a fucking car with some handily-dandily measuring tape?
maclonna: when i was a freshman in high school i went over to my then boyfriend’s house and i was looking around at his room. i found some measuring tape and i asked what it was for. he goes “oh… i was just measuring my arm muscles with it…”
a nine inch dick is terrifying, a nine inch dick would be pentrating my lungs
The struggle of measuring something without measuring tape😂😂 w/ Anwar Jibawi
bbcsnake: blackbulls-whitegirls-bliss:You wanted to measure his huge black cock first and he agreed to let you, now, he uses your measuring tape to choke you while he fucks you deep from behind. Seems like a fair trade off to me :) Owning her ⚫⚪♠
Taking various measurements for some upcoming and currently in progress projects. Since I can’t see the tape when measuring my neck, I need to take a photo of it. It’s really awkward. That, and trying to take the measurements from thigh to
trd3sgte: Steeb’s G circa 2010 🙌🙏 @Steeb38 See on the left, there’s a small tape measure hanging from the exhaust? And there’s a AA battery in the middle, almost doesn’t clear the bottom of his car 😈👏 19x10.5 245/35 19x12 255/35
