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This astronomical watch accurately tracks the position of the six planets visible from Earth. You can look down at your wrist at any time and know exactly where you are in the universe. (Also tells the time just in case you wanted that too) See more here
mefffisto: youcantouchitdude: nyceastvil: cubfister: nastypigslut: The gorgeous Ian Jay takes a bowling pin up his cunt… This is fucking hot!!! Trent Bloom would have take the whole thing. these dudes all seem so tweaked out. get your shit togethe
“Y'all need to cease and desist immediately because I just can’t take this shit no mo’. And don’t get mad when nobody likes your shit cause you know you are the only one to blame for that shit. Don’t be like, "Why is
limey404: i have officially made the bill page twice in my life, aughhh. top is take one that had to get cut out, bottom is take two that is decidedly staying in the book forever or so help me the only good thing about your shit getting lost/ruined and
neskamd: icecry - here, take your lovely OC. If I ever see you again saying shit about your drawing skills I’m gonna whip your ass till it’s Bonnie’s lipstick’s color >:I
marisatomay: marisatomay: we were all sitting around in a post-present haze when my brother blurts out “shit I need to take my meds” and all of us get up because all of us collectively forgot to take our meds merry christmas take your meds
ratboigles replied to your post: rofl my cousin is still wearing diapers w..what.. she is too lazy to go take a shit/piss/clean her bloody pads so her mom told her to wear diapers and she did and has been since she was like 15 or some shit idk
pissboast: this shitty bath bomb meme is so bad like have fun with your gross shit water? do you really have to take every opportunity to shit on things women & feminine people like? it’s not even funny it’s just gross and reeks of misogyny
“Sir I’m going to need you to calm down.” “DON’T TAKE THAT TONE WITH ME LADY I MAKE YOUR YEARLY SALARY EVERY TIME I TAKE A SHIT”
spodiddly:#SHIT #FUCK #BE COOL JIM BE COOL #HE CAN’T READ YOUR MIND UNLESS HE’S TOUCHING YOU #TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND… #’LOGICALLY…?’#FUCKIN NAILED IT
girl-vs-sex: poptclrt: zodiac—signs: nanuen: If you woke up tomorrow, and your internet looked like this, what would you do? Imagine all your favorite websites taking forever to load, while you get annoying notifications from your ISP suggesting
eliteminority: eccentric-m3: anotherhippie: jfsjoey: thepoeticlovechild: f0llar: iamretrokid: cosbyykidd: mambavsvino: When you taking a dump then your shit come on 💩🎶 YouFunnyB You know what… why OMFG I wasn’t ready. shit caught
memor-somnis: graphitetroll: sapphiredoves: STOP TRYING TO TAKE THE GREATEST BLACK ARTISTS AROUND AND MAKE THEM YOUR RACE BECAUSE YOU CANT ACCEPT THEIRS! ACCEPT THEIR GLORIFIED BLACKNESS OR TAKE A SEAT BUT YOU WILL NOT STRIP THEM OF THEIR BLACKNESS
tarynel: scootersenshi: rexmccoolguy: kidxforever: sagittariuswarrior: kidxforever: you ever take a shit, and you strugglin on the toilet, and that turd feels long as fuck coming out your ass and its hard to push, so you gotta force that shit out
kimreesesdaughter: This ain’t on no bragging shit. I just want y’all to know that your time is coming. Everything is on the way! That career you want? On the way. The person that’s meant for you? On the way. Your dreams? On the way. Your own car/spot?
curseworm:if your friend gives you a small object and you forget to take it out of your jacket pocket it becomes a protective talisman. when you next wear that jacket and your hand closes around it inside the pocket you will Know
goodlittlekitten: thicknessillustrated: goodlittlekitten what was the fucking point of stealing so many photos and reposting them? honestly. like there is a reblog button in case you didnt know. yeah… take this shit off your page. this shit pisses
offtheheezaaayy: asvprocky: trilllifelynnease: lmfao curved her shit :D real pmp carlton is not taking any of your shit sweetie.
zack4eva: So Naruto is ending in 5 chapters? Ok so, Sasuke you have 5 weeks to get your shit together! Sakura & Hinata, you have 5 weeks to make your move on your men. Kakashi, you have 5 weeks to take your fucking mask off. Naruto, you have 5 weeks
returnofthejudai: raywoodpls: dazed-unfazed: crilbyte: Oh shit. No. Shit. Thank you Just gonna reblog this out of gratitude because I actually did forget… Shit same, thanks cartoon prescription A reminder for you to take your meds if you forgot
crash-mcbarason: queenfattyoftherollpalace: tenderpunk: like who’s gotta clean that shit up, and how long does it take that shit to get rank & moldy before someone is forced to clean up the nasty?yarnbombing is NOT tenderpunk.encouraging your
subboigurl: “That’s my girl, open up. Open up that cunt of yours and hug my dick with it. Come on slut, spread those legs and push like your taking a shit. It’ll help your pussy open up for me. That’s it, good girl. “
koalatea: IF SOMEONE MAKES YOU FEEL BAD FOR THE BANDS YOU LISTEN TO OR THE WAY YOU TAKE YOUR COFFEE OR HOW YOU WEAR YOUR HAIR OR WHAT YOU WEAR OR THE WAY YOUR LAUGH SOUNDS THEN FUCKING DROP THEM LIKE THE PIECE OF SHIT THEY ARE AND GO FIND SOMEONE WHO
tmmyhug:tmmyhug:you guys HAVE to take “is dumb” off the end of your username. you have to take “my shit rambles” out of your talking tag. you have to stop apologizing for existing. I get so sad for every url I see like “[name]’s-stupid-reblogs”
tylerofthesea: do you ever just want to redecorate your bedroom and change your hair and all your clothes and completely reinvent yourself but then realise it takes time and money then retreat to your bed and hate who you are. ffs Tyler sort your shit
I think when you start treating your workouts like a therapy session it makes them a lot more effective and a part of your day you look forward to. Take all your stress out and release all your anger in that time. You'll feel so much better afterwards.
god dammit Moz, you were the most bad ass cat in the world. you didn’t give a shit and didn’t take any shit, either. I just saw you on Monday and you were fine, running around and being your regular self. I wish i could hug you until you tried
bigcountryaz: HAHAHAHA if you are a man, and I see you step out of a prius, I will slap you.. then take your flip flops(assuming you wear flip flops cause your gay ass already driving a prius) and shove them up your ass, cause you’d like that shit
chaos.
frankjr3206: Ouch!!! Aaahh, uncle John that hurts!!! Shut the fuck up Billy! You wanna wake up your parents!!!???Now just relax! Just push like your going to take a shit!!! Soon your ass will be loose for uncles big cock and I’m going to fuck you
9th-street-hooker: After your done planting your thick and creamy seed deep in my moms tight asshole i will massage your balls and clean off your thick throbbing cock while you take a shit before work.
moosemarine: the-porter-rockwell: argangbang: tacticalsquad: Will this guy get VODA’d and have his NRA instructor creds pulled?? NRA doesn’t seem to like shit like this for obvious reasons. 📹 Do not do this shit, or they will take your
youngstr8masters: Thanks for buying the coke, fag. Now take your reward… No, its not too big. Stop complaining, inferior piece of shit. You begged for it, now take it!
Every lost girl I know is over 26 Every lost girl I know is just too afraid to admit it You give your body to me, I’ll body that like a savage Give and take, you give to ’em, they take this shit for granted, yeah Different than it was before People
larafranziska: inteligasm: larafranziska: filthyhotcity: larafranziska: Can someone go to the bathroom and take off my make up because I’m a lazy shit Gorgeous <3 thank you :) I’ll go to the bathroom and take your makeup off my face. Dunno
I really fucking hate how I'm sooooo nice to people, but most of them treat me like shit. Like, seriously?! Instead of you, taking your frustration out on me, the person who is being nice and trying to help you feel better, you should be taking that anger
Tumblr get your shit together, again. So now shit is getting tagged as explicit and the appeals are either just taking an exceptionally long time or they just don’t care to review and clear things they’re shitty system is falsely flagging. Sidenote:
tacxlife: “No one is going to take your gun from you “It is the same shit we have all heard a million times from people who have no idea how fucked up the world we live in is. As a gun owner I have watched social media take both sides of the issue
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