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swolizard: I’d pay top dollar to watch this for an hour
swolizard: hoodkage: zubat:I watched this and literally said “OH MY GOD” out loud. bruh revolutionary
swolizard: tsuntsunmisaki: how can you not reblog this I have finally found the source of my sarcasm. Thanks, Pixar
swolizard: Kids fucking up spelling is one reason why I want to have children one day
swolizard: I use tumblr more out of habit than enjoyment at this point
swolizard: sometimes you’ve gotta compliment yourself and just be your own hype squad
swolizard: Happy Black History MonthIn case yall didn’t notice, I’m not putting up with the fuckshit anymore
swolizard: liquorinthefront: Allstate has launched a beautiful campaign aimed at members of the LGBTQ community. Thanks, Allstate! <3 This made me so happy
swolizard: youngharlemnigga: kidxforever: kidxforever: its-illmatic: ohmygrodd: themightyrarebreed: thatsubiegirl: WHAT THE FUCK That shit’s wild I was having an anxiety attack FAMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRUH SOMEONE GOT CUM ON THEM RIGHT NOW
swolizard: that’s AmeriKKKa for you
swolizard: manwithoutborders: Beast mode not today lil niggas
swolizard: tangletots: ma’am please i just want some chicken nuggets this is not the fish fillet I was asking for can I please speak with a manager japanese do pornos on a whole nother plane of existence.
swolizard: This is ferguson right now This is US soil This is only the beginning
swolizard: Visually Appealing Things Mmm yes this is pleasing. ~w~
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swolizard: kisstherain9118: tyrabankruptcy: I’m dying lol tooo funny you can see he was crying
swolizard: this shit is too funny
swolizard: If you still want something after you cum that shit means a lot to you
swolizard: oldiegoldies: The Serge. ~OldiesGoldies the idol
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swolizard: pro’s of dating me: I lift will want to fuck you all the time cons of dating me I lift will want to fuck you all the time
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swolizard: napping naked on top of a girl you like is one of the best things you can ever do. like not completely on her but your legs between hers, head on her boobs/ stomach while she’s scratching your head and back. thats the shit i look forward
swolizard: sometimes you really need to just dick ya girl down and dominate her ass so she knows you aint the one to be fucking around on
swolizard: Kids fucking up spelling is one reason why I want to have children one day I can’t stop laughing
swolizard: Neil deGrasse Tyson for galactic chancellor representative in the milky way galaxy for Earth
swolizard: lilyrosethedreamer: gloomyteens: CHINESE GIRL PRETENDS TO BE A GHOST TO AVOID PARKING CHARGE Can’t bloody believe that. wild from start to finish
swolizard: Some Guy Recreated a Bunch of Female Tinder Pics and They’re Glorious I chose my favorites, but you can find the rest here
swolizard: lylaha: Lil Egyptian Gods by Silverfox5213 IM SOBBING ABT THESE these are adorable
swolizard: millennialau: Rev Sekou kneeled between protesters and police and prayed, then was thrown into a police vehicle with blood smears all inside of it. kill every last officer I no longer care about their lives
swolizard: BUT HONESTLY WHERE DO THEY GET THE SHIT
swolizard: lokisqueenofgreen: yokhakidfiasco: kaddy-kablamo: buzzfeedrewind: Kids today will never understand. The LAST ONE omfg Used to have fun with the last one THE LAST ONE WAS THE STORY OF MY LIFE. thank god they got rid of jean jackets
swolizard: Visually Appealing Things
swolizard: Just found this screenshot on my phone from a post from a long time ago more relevant now than even then
swolizard: Instagram story today about male “photographers” and how to help potentially pick out the bad ones so you never have to deal with a bad experience shooting
swolizard: Moses Sumney for SaintHeron.comShot by Brandon HicksStyled by Me (James Flemons)Creative Direction by Solange Knowles he looked good in every colorhow fucking rude
swolizard: white person: “i didnt own slaves” “well he smoked weed” “he was a criminal” “racism against white people exists” “its not black excellence its HUMAN excellence” Me:
swolizard: By the way, the FBI has labeled the Black Panther Party as “A black extremist organization founded in Oakland, California in 1966. It advocated the use of violence and guerilla tactics to overthrow the US Government” and they