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I’m slightly surprised my incest blog hasn’t posted this yet, but now that I think of it they may not. They are way too hung up on getting the sister knocked up. I don’t like that.This I get. Incest or not, no fucking without a condom

jemgirl77: Iâ€™m slightly surprised my incest blog hasnâ€™t posted this yet, but now that I think of it they may not. They are way too hung up on getting the sister knocked up. I donâ€™t like that.This I get. Incest or not, no fucking without a condom

flashinginstores: Those jeweled butt plugs are all the rage these days. Not that I mind. They are a nice surprise to see when a girl bends over in the store to flash her ass at you.

ninoeros: nudiemagpie: I’m not the same guy who asked to color in your Chel but I hope you like it all the same Pencils by @ninoeros DAMN! I’m more surprise you inked my sketch. I’ll admit my sketches are very sketchy, but I am trying to fix that

hesokuri-wars: What’s this? The Matsus are??? Working????? Come on, you guys, April Fools is still 6 months away!Okay, okay, so maybe it’s not that surprising, considering we’ve already had a Jobmatsu set come out long, long ago – and look, it’s

hornyharvest:Mom… Wow. Not that I’m complaining, but what are you doing in my room… Naked?I thought it would be a nice surprise if I received my youngest son in his room au naturalle. And since you’ve been secretly taking panties from my dirty

Ok, cutie. Last train is gone. Nobody’s on the platform. You ready? Good. Take that cock out and let’s see how big it’s gotten. Don’t get cold feet on me now, man! Let’s see it!Oh wow, you are swollen to high hell! I mean yeah, I’m not surprised.

ask–woogyu: [ Admin : somehow this turned out to be so OOT m’sorry but it’s surprisingly fun uhh—I think I’m gonna make some more but only if you guys are ok with that ehe ]

thehighbloodprince: there are some typos you let slide, but saying that donald trump was “surprisingly clam” in an interview instead of “calm” is not one of them I can’t tell the difference

ginevvra: “Are you sure that’s a real spell?” said the girl. “Well, it’s not very good, is it? I’ve tried a few simple spells just for practice and it’s all worked for me. Nobody in my family’s magic at all, it was ever such a surprise

hoodfuturism: mercurialgurl: matesprit: Anonymous has evidence that Darren Wilson is affiliated with the KKK. why am i not surprised i was literally just saying they are more than likely only protecting him bc he is in the clan

It might come as a surprise to you, after seeing my photos, but I'm not white, and I'm not skinny. These things are outlined in my FAQs and people that have an issue with that should leave. I'm not going to tolerate any sort of racism on my blog, and

nyktamer: xnalara-fanatic: Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 - Top 9 Girls I decided to make this after looking up the final results of the girls who will be admitted into DOAX3. I’m not surprised that the girls are all Asian, since most of the votes took place

chillguydraws: dauntlesscrystalgem: Yep, my type of ladies are animated characters, and I honestly have no problem with that. I did not know there was a name for it but it doesn’t surprise me. I know the name of my sexuality now ^ ^

seihanndas: “Since I entered the Recon Corps all I get are surprises. It’s not just Major Hanji. They’re all weirdos. It’s like a haven for freaks. But it’s also a group of people who demand change. That is the Recon corps!”

duraboworld:Not sure why some people are bothered and/or surprised by the fact that Tracer has been officially revealed to be a lesbian. Some of us have preferred thinking of her that way for a while now.

wilwheaton: “Here’s the real difficulty the Parkland students present. It’s not that they’re passionate and surprisingly articulate for their age, though they are. It’s not that they’ve widened the conversation on guns by refusing to accept

darkfiretaimatsu: I dunno how I get myself into these sticky situations~ My socks are generally stuck on me forever anyway, so that’s not really a big concern to me. Latex is surprisingly durable~ xD

I just started the stardust crusader anime and my two current faves are Abdul (not a surprise) and Star Platinum (actually a surprise, because that’s a stand, Donnie.). Kakyoin is definitely trans, but I’m pretty sure nearly everyone who has

anotherfreakingdork replied to your post: my boss just forwarded me an email he … I am not surprised in the least, you are so great and I’m SO EXCITED that someone gave you feedback! :D Ahhh thank you so much! It makes me feel a lot more

scotchtapeofficial: mapsontheweb:Quality of Life in the United States, by County. the most surprising thing abt this map is learning that apparently counties are really huge and not broken up in the west, cuz where i live youre never more than 20 minutes

disappointed-pero-not-surprised: jes-xxiii: maddwinter: daydreaming is often a coping mechanism for people who are often lonely or don’t receive a good amount of love in their life, so they make people inside their heads that will love them so they

futadickupurass: Oh, I so adore the idea of cute traps meeting normal boys, getting them all horny and then revealing that not only they have a surprise in their panties, but theirs is the bigger one… making the other boy crave it until they are

tbh, I’ve pretty much gone through the five stages as far as SU leaks are concerned. They used to upset me a great deal, and I’d still prefer they not happen, but its so frequent and expected at this point that I just can’t muster any upset or surprise

ash-chosenone replied to your photo:So, I was with my best friend today and we were… Jeez, that’s awful. I’m surprised you didn’t stop. :s Hope it heals up alright. Its not really that bad. There are just some really small reddish spots

thestripedwurf: Part 4 Zea Not a stuffing picture, but one that I really enjoyed of a partner wanting to see firsthand if the fables of a certain wurf orgasm were true. She was pleasantly surprised! They are quite a show and an experience mayhaps.

hoodfuturism: mercurialgurl: matesprit: Anonymous has evidence that Darren Wilson is affiliated with the KKK. why am i not surprised i was literally just saying they are more than likely only protecting him bc he is in the clan

souladdict: I can SEE that it’s really hard, but dear, according to my calendar it is not the Relief Day yet. Now be a good boy and dip it in the ice bucket to cool yourself down and then pull the pants up again. It actually surprises me that you are

ask-an-mra-anything:It is genuinely hilarious to me how often anti-sj folks fall for obvious sjw trolls, but considering they know nothing about the conversations that are happening and can’t be bothered to pay attention, it’s honestly not surprising

whatsyonamebro: Paula Deen and Why I’m Not Surprised That White People Are Whitin’ (by TatiAnaMercedes)

bhatteshwari: lperezidente: ufos-looking-for-me: Drunk Girls Get Surprised With Puppies This is so lovely, got me smiling like an idiot I am so happy that they are happy “I should not drink whisky I CANNOT PROTECT THEM”

buzzfeed: bhatteshwari: lperezidente: ufos-looking-for-me: Drunk Girls Get Surprised With Puppies This is so lovely, got me smiling like an idiot I am so happy that they are happy “I should not drink whisky I CANNOT PROTECT THEM” this

tuncandauliste1971: sharingthegirlfriend: cuckoldselection: Do you feel that you are being left out of your wife’s sex life? Not surprising when she can get fucked like this. Mr. - Follow us on sharingthegirlfriend.tumblr.com I lived similiar

bhatteshwari: lperezidente: ufos-looking-for-me: Drunk Girls Get Surprised With Puppies This is so lovely, got me smiling like an idiot I am so happy that they are happy “I should not drink whisky I CANNOT PROTECT THEM”

asianbabesxxx: While both Mintra and Sherri are multilingual you will not be surprised to find out that they are also cunnilingual. Very apt at pussy licking these girls waste no time in going to work getting each other wet and purring with pleasure

thehighbloodprince: there are some typos you let slide, but saying that donald trump was “surprisingly clam” in an interview instead of “calm” is not one of them

bhatteshwari: lperezidente: ufos-looking-for-me: Drunk Girls Get Surprised With Puppies This is so lovely, got me smiling like an idiot I am so happy that they are happy “I should not drink whisky I CANNOT PROTECT THEM”

menhunk: Lately I’ve been told that my pics are used in dating apps profile, in several cities, which is surprising. I’m perfectly fine with these and not at all offended. To those of you who are using my pics, please enjoy, but don’t do bad things

beaugarcon88: Couple more from that same session. It is surprisingly difficult to use the normal camera app to take photos, so I took a video. These are screen caps from that video, so probably not very high resolution. But oh well…

angryasiangirlsunited: When will people learn that racist jokes are not fucking funny or witty in the slightest????????????No sir, I don’t understand what the fuck you mean when you say ‘ching-chong-ling-long-ting-tong’ and it may surprise you

satwcomic: No Surprise Denmark doesn’t care what you are. Only thing that matters is if you want to have sex with him or not.Thailand is a kathoey which is different from a trans woman in that they often still identify as male on some level, or third

steveholtvstheuniverse: lookatthisfuckingoppressor: It’s really not a surprise why a lot of men don’t see representation as important: they are fucking drowning in it. But hey yeah tell me that representation in children’s media isn’t important

asktheblueoceangem: all better//not gonna lie the wings are pretty flimsy?? so thats no surprise but im sorry for your one wing lapisas you can see i fixed mine though but the wing snapped off AGAIN anywaysBonus:in reference to this post and this post

obstaculous: Doodle Request Dante Sparda in DMC4 (Not very satisfactory..) —- Im very surprised that there was a lot of reactions on the post recently… Cuz I mainly draw on OCs… fanarts are unusual I know, and I really like the anime or games

woah-thats-king-renly: Not sure if these two postcards have made it online yet (and I wouldn’t be surprised bc these were/are really difficult to scan). Postcards came in the January issue of Cookie, along with a new Junko’s Room. Reeaaallyyy sorry

thehighbloodprince: there are some typos you let slide, but saying that donald trump was “surprisingly clam” in an interview instead of “calm” is not one of them

blackjuxtaposition: bhatteshwari: lperezidente: ufos-looking-for-me: Drunk Girls Get Surprised With Puppies This is so lovely, got me smiling like an idiot I am so happy that they are happy “I should not drink whisky I CANNOT PROTECT THEM”

thehighbloodprince: there are some typos you let slide, but saying that donald trump was “surprisingly clam” in an interview instead of “calm” is not one of them

deadlycrayons: i’m bummed that you can’t see the rhinestones here.but not surprised, they are super tiny.but i like these underwear.i have the green pair with the black with white polka dot bows.and i have a yellow pair with leopard bows.my underwear

forestwhitakerslazyeye: fetchyourexcellence: cherhughes: Lmao they really mad Aye sis! Where can I get that hat? I’m down ✊🏾 Home Depot customers are mostly racist white people so I’m not even surprised. I just hope she’s not in danger

2kyla: I just wanna say to every man out there, not my man but also my man, you are all soooooooooo predictable you guys have never once done something that surprised me I always know exactly what the fuck u are doing and so does everyone else how must

disappointed-pero-not-surprised: jes-xxiii: maddwinter: daydreaming is often a coping mechanism for people who are often lonely or don’t receive a good amount of love in their life, so they make people inside their heads that will love them so they

anotherrandomguy81: robins: nuckingfutssiren: vegaskittycat: Sunday morning after… Poor baby, things are just not working out for you, are they ? He looks like he’s not all that surprised. :-) Ain’t my first rodeo.

I have learned to expect nothing and not be surprised by what people are capable of… N that is probably the saddest reality of life. That we as people can’t be better and do better and be hurt n angry by others lack of morals n respect. I

disappointed-pero-not-surprised: jes-xxiii: maddwinter: daydreaming is often a coping mechanism for people who are often lonely or don’t receive a good amount of love in their life, so they make people inside their heads that will love them so they

drspikeysinger reblogged your post and added: I think others have mentioned it. Those pics are 3… damn, thought i was the only one.. in retrospect, im not surprised that others have caught it before i have lol but again.. nice pic, well-done nails,

noinkplease: Here it is. MegaSweet’s lines and my render rolled into one. Hope you guys like it, because MegaSweet and I are going to do the rest of the Mane 6! Surprise! I really appreciate the fact that she has actual pony parts. It’s just

nakamatoo: Before anyone calls Eren “Evil” or “coldblooded” I just want to remind everyone a passage in this chapter that i’m surprised not a lot of people are talking about. The moment Eren entered into Marely his whole worldview on the people

cinderblocklynn: Honestly it’s not that surprising people can’t accept bisexuals exist when people still think you can’t like both dogs and cats

Someone just messaged me LITERALLY telling me that they are “pleasantly surprised” by my mentality and the way I hold myself because they thought I had “a body, not a brain.” WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THAT???

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