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“Are you for men? Because I’d like to wear you… on my penis.”
“It’s going to take more than three patches to cure my addiction to you.”
“You are really my area.”
“Next time you pickpocket my D.I. badge, why don’t you reach a little farther?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I would give you the good pill every time.”
“I’ll ‘scrub’ your 'floor’ if you’ll let me wear your deodorant.” Submitted by anonymous.
“You had me at ‘How fresh?’” Submitted by mykittyisbeautiful.
“You had me at ‘Afghanistan or Iraq?’” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Forget outliving four people– let me show you the most fun you can have with or without an aneurysm.”
“I like your strong moral principle and nerves of steel, and that’s not just the shock talking.”
“I may lower the I.Q. of the whole street, but I also raise the libidos of the whole city.”
“I only pick up other guys because Mycroft orders me to. You’re the one I’m sexting.” Based on a suggestion by tophatsandfedoras, who wanted Anthea sexting.
“You know, I’ve got a phone. I mean, very clever and all that, but you could just booty call me. On my phone.”
“Of course we won’t be needing two bedrooms.”
“I don’t care about your intermittent tremor– I just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.”
“I’ve been lonely ever since you ensured my husband’s execution.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Face the other way. You’re getting me off.”
“Even if I knew nothing about you, I would flat share with you.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I wish Mike Stamford would introduce us.”
“Mrs. Turner has married ones. How about you and I be Mrs. Hudson’s married ones?”
“I just met you, and this is crazy, but I know everything about you, so come live with me maybe?” Submitted by anonymous.
“You make me so giddy, I’m giggling even at crime scenes.”
“Forget my sociopathy; you should do your research on my high-functioning penis.”
“I would come to your flat even if I was on the other side of town and it could be dangerous.”
“Sometimes you don’t talk for days on end? That’s fine. I can give you something else to do with your mouth.”
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“Excuse me, but I couldn’t help but notice the state of your knees…” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.
“Are we doing it? Have we done it?”
“Don’t worry if I shout ‘Damn my leg!’ My third leg is still perfectly functional.”
“I think I need a shock blanket.” Submitted (with photo) by sherlockholmes1.
“I’d let Angelo put a candle on our table.”
“I’d let you hold my hand even if you kidnapped me and asked me to spy on my flatmate.”
“Mrs. Hudson may have stolen my skull, but you have stolen my heart.”
“You don’t have to be a murder victim’s stillborn daughter to get me to shout your name over and over again.”
“I would hit that harder than Sherlock hits corpses.”
“When I said I would hit that, I didn’t just mean with my riding crop.”
“On my face. Come at once, if convenient. If inconvenient, come anyway.”
“I may not be strictly speaking on the drugs squad, but I’m very keen… on you.”
“I’m not haunted by your penis. I miss it.”
Happy Halloween, followers! I made this blog’s very first pick-up line comic for you! :) And yes, that is Harry Potter font.
“I’d let you contaminate my ‘crime scene.’” Submitted by anonymous.
“You can imagine the Christmas dinners, but I’d much rather you be there to experience them yourself.”
“When I said I’d get you off, I wasn’t just talking about the murder charge.”
“Whip me like one of your dead girls.” Submitted by madspades.
“You make me blush so much, my face is the same color as Jennifer Wilson’s wardrobe.”
“You’re the only cabbie whose head is not the only thing I want to see.” Submitted by unicorn-enthusiast.
“You’ve seen what these fingernails can do to a wood floor… Would you like me to leave some claw marks on your back?”
“I can’t keep my eyes off of you… so I’m upgrading your surveillance status to grade three active.”
“I would stop your cab just to welcome you to London.”
“The skull on the mantle isn’t the only bone I’d like to take.”
“The fandom may call me Cupid, but I need some lovin’ of my own too.”
“Will you have coffee with me if I refresh my lipstick a bit?”
“I would let you stop my cab even if I wasn’t the serial killer you were looking for.”
“You don’t need a fake drugs bust to get into my flat.”
“I’m so shocked by your beauty, I think I’ll need a blanket.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Solving crimes isn’t the only thing that gets me off.â€
“You’re more fun than a woman lying dead.â€
“You don’t need to manipulate security cameras to convince me to get into your car.â€
