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strider-sister: ayesexy: Awkward physical contacts yes omg I HAVE DONE THE ARM SWING GONE WRONG SO MANY TIMES IT’S A FUCKING PROBLEM
striders-walk:At least the Nazgul get paid vacation
striders: not to like make a huge fucking post about shit that’s been talked to death but it really genuinely scares me how many straight girls think it’s normal to just… not like your partner. like they think it’s normal and okay for their boyfriends
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striders:me hyping myself up before entering any public area: i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal
striders: finishing the main pokemon storyline and then running into level 5 trainers that you accidentally skipped
striders:took edible and couldn’t remember jesse eisenberg’s name
striders:catch me in target lusting after kitchenware like a 45 year old mother of three
striders: catch me in target lusting after kitchenware like a 45 year old mother of three
striders:me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm
striders:can anyone translate whatever the hell my little brother has going on rn
striders:i feel like i’m going insane. what fucking alternate dimension are these people living in. who thinks this way about landlords
striders: jihaadgirls: jihaadgirls: scar can like…. get it You know he really is the full package…. giant hunk…. solid morals….. great character development…… cares about may…… giant symbolic ‘fuck you’ to the west…….. he really
stridering: Magic….conch….shell?
striders: there’s not anyone on my dash talking about obama’s plan to provide two free years of community college to everyone who’s willing to do 8 hours of community service per term and maintain a 2.0 gpa and let me just say: please, god, holy
striders: heda–shepard: despite him being a shitty person……. he earned his money doing something y’all couldn’t. but continue hating rich people lmao the upper class are never going to adopt you
striders: today on “weirdly specific but extremely relatable goodwill finds”
striders:staff i am BEGGING you to let me reblog this fucking ad
im bout to buy this when i get back from the beach, and if it sucks ass I’m holding 602 people responsible for this shit.
striders: how hard.. . how fUCKING hard is it… to not be cissexist…. if u are talking about a vagina… just say vagina. dont say female anatomy. dont say girl parts. say vagina. if you are talking about a penis, do not call it male anatomy or manmeat,
striders: last night my mom was like “you know what? you should go to law school, you’d be a great lawyer” and all i can picture is lawyer-me making fart noises with my mouth every time the opposing lawyer tries to talk
striders: do not let the word “problematic” even touch your goddamn lips when you are discussing specific acts of racism, anti-semitism, transphobia, misogyny, homophobia. do not gloss over that shit. say what you fucking mean, do not use a sugar
striders: once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the
stridering: YOU MEAN LIKE THIS?????
striders: egberts: to the wonderwindow to the wonderwall till the sweat drop down my wonderballs
strider-pantsu: JESUS COCKSUCKING CHRIST
striders: seiyoshis: don’t do anything with the KKK credit card info. You risk getting yourself into a lot of legal trouble. Prank call them, spam the fuck out of their fax machines, order 20 pizzas and send them to their house, but seriously don’t
striders: im probably about to cry lmao ive never seen a clothes model with fat rolls that were visible, let alone called amazing??? i have actual tears in my eyes im really happy about this
strider-sexxxual: I’m not wearing any body paint rn because I’m already white as a toilet B)
striders: literally every skin and hair care professional in the world: hot showers are really damaging!!! me, stepping out of the shower into a bathroom filled floor to ceiling with steam, my skin glowing neon pink after i’ve scrubbed every inch of
striders-cider: lil armin
striders: reading my own writing: boy, you sure like your commas, don’t you,
strider-inquire: strider-inquire: ok but why is there such a stigma amongst straight guys on taking a girl wearing a suit to homecoming or prom? like have you seen a cute girl in a nice suit? if you think a guy dating a girl is gay then boy do i have
stridering: kanrose: stridering: why did the scarecrow get a promotion don’t because he was outstanding in his field
