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theirkenmoonwalker: jaywings: anjusururuki: duchess-merryweather-crowley: theunfler: anime-madness: SO THIS IS ME IN SCIENTIFIC TERMS, EH? YOLO <3 Oh look there’s a name for it ((Hurr-Hurr)) Sounds like me
sissyslut4bigblackcock: dl-daddies: blackcockhoe: theblacksexaddict: Anybody know a white chick that can ride a dick like this? All her poor husband can do it sit and jack-off Sounds like me when I’m riding black cock…. This how you handle
I’ve been trying not to say this because I know it makes me sound like an attention seeking whore; but really I am and I want all of your attention..
fluffybaccachick: concept: you’re sitting on the couch, me on your lap facing away from you and towards the movie on screen. your strap-on is deep inside me, and one hand gently trails its way up and down my body, scratching my thighs and pulling my
thegreato95: thesleepinghypnotist: One thing I get a lot from people is ‘I’d love to support you but I don’t have enough to make it worthwhile’ which is confusing to me because it makes it sound like if you wanted to support my patreon you’d
auror: me Sounds like me
Hi everyone! It’s been a long time and I hope you’re all doing fantastic. I miss posting Texts Between Gems, but on the bright side I’ve been achieving things in real life that I am extremely proud of. My university has allowed me to become a full-force
verratenduoreplied to your post: verratenduo replied to your post: Honestly to me it sounds like “I acknowledge I am a horrible genocidal maniac, but here let me go hide on this island peacfully for the rest of my life and systematically opress
helicopterfish: wifipasswords: I JUST REALIZED NONE OF YOU HAVE EVER HEARD ME TALK I just imagine you all sound like me
cumdumptammie: sounds like me If there’s a glory hole in myrtle beach South Carolina let me know and I promise I’ll Be THERE 💦👅👅😈😈😈😈
fr0stedlips: polar-bite: clientsfromhell: Client: Do you do lemonade? Me: Do we do… lemonade? Client: Yes, I was told you do that here. Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop. Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. Me: I’m sorry,
batreaux: “Don’t get me wrong, I love my son, and both Mark and I were thrilled about his early cognitive development, but it can sometimes be overwhelming when our infant is screaming things like, “Soda! There must be soda! Soda for me, the boy!
powerpussysays: mimi-memek0: I really like the way this is phrased. It’s so easy for people to dismiss “rape jokes” when they’re referred to as “rape jokes” because it makes rape sound like nothing more than a subject, like there aren’t
boringthrill: aguasdelchavo: trying to sound like a normal interested person in public This is me
allmymetaphors: at one point during the show sufjan was like “yeah I love New Orleans… so many sounds… like… frogs… and the wind… anyway, when the world ends it will be silent.”
sleepingwithher: Hearing my own voice on a recording makes me want to apologize to every single person I’ve ever talked to, like I’m really sorry.
lucystillintheskywithdiamonds:Someone: remember when you were talking about ____?Me: no but that sounds like me, carry on
jakemorph:good god somebody help me I’m hyperfixated to this slab of concrete and the mafia are about to infodump me into this lake!!!!
opalisagoddess: Preview for House Guest! Made me tear up a little 😢.
also in that AT clip Jermaine kinda sounds like Greg to me but I’m assuming he’s not actually voiced by Greg and that’s just my SU-centric brain talking…
OK so I know what everything else is but I can’t figure out what things beginning with C these two items are, help me please
boipussywet: hoodfreak: Dis was HOTT!!! Sound like me…. That’s that shyt I do like
birds-and-friends: Ever wondered what a Sooty albatross sounds like? Gough Island Restoration
nightskykitty:was talking to my friend and I said “wow you have really long fingers” and then I realised that sounded like I was coming onto him so I added “like ET” to desexualise the moment
multimusehideout: Pulling out his notebook, Kyoya made a few notes. As he did, not once did he let the smile on his face fade. “Excellent. So, now to business. Tell me, Mr. Havoc was it? What special talents do you possess? Be as specific as possible
echofades: favourite pilot episodes | dead like me [i think for me, death was just a wake-up call.]
how to make friends on tumblr talk to them off anon you heard me right off anon “but what if i annoy them!” you probably won’t “but what if they don’t like me!” than they don’t like you. in this lifetime people won’t like you, it’s
peenhound: OOOOOO WACKED ME NOSE “Louis’ bloopers 😂 first the visor wouldn’t open, he hit his nose and then he didn’t catch the fruit 😂😭” That is what British people sound like?!
lumpyspaceprincessa: treago: theanti90smovement: It’s boneglitch and I’m laughing cos I had the URL boneluvr69 or some shit for a week back when skeleton jokes were funny its shitfuck and yes everybody knows me Shitrat 😒 Trashmouth
firlalaith: prokopetz: prokopetz: kazorus: prokopetz: Every time someone tries to explain the metaplot of Supernatural to me, it basically ends up sounding like redneck Dragon Ball Z. I’m sure there’s some nuance I’m failing to grasp here.
luvyourselfsomeesteem: Eh, I don’t like when people be like “black girls watch out cause white girls getting booty these days” cause to a black girl’s ears it kinda sounds like “watch out because your only value is your fetishized body and
destieldrabblesdaily: lightsbeams: Does anyone have a father who actually did a good job at parenting? That sounds like a myth. Whenever I see a post like this I feel kinda sad but do realize how truly lucky I am. I remember that time I accidentally
chad8chad: noaveragebrotha: cupidon69: boipussywet: hoodfreak: Dis was HOTT!!! Sound like me…. That’s that shyt I do like 💕🍌 http://cupidon69.tumblr.com NSFW. GAY 18+.VIDEOS : http://cupidon69.tumblr.com/tagged/video Hott 🔥😍
arteriuss did you accidentally send me an anon ask because I may have pressed ignore on it since it sounded like a spammer OOP
whentherestrouble: littlebrattylissa: fuckmeandabusemedaddy: daddyslittleprincesswetwet: lol definitely sounds like me reblogging again just because I love it and I want to and I can do what I want and I would so way do something like this :D This
opposite-of-a-problem: joshualhaynes-blog: Me and my Latino BF 😈😈 Need that dick Sounds like me last night!
I really fucking hate it when people say shit just to make me sound like an idiot, as if I don’t know what I’m doing.Don’t fucking question me I know what I’m doing.
mad-project-nsfw: Steven Universe - Final Act! Part 2 page 2 (of 3)They’ll always save the day!Next one is the last, for now. Did you like the comic?
7-weeks: y'all make it sound like drinkin water will make me mentally stable like sip sip I’m still depressed motherfuckers
I thought my outfit today was quite cute, so here is an awkward photo of me dancing trying to dance so you can see (it’s much better than the ones of me standing still, trust me). Anyway, i go to paris in FIVE DAYS and it’s easter tommorow,
sometimes the cars outside sound like BART and it makes me miss you. even though you’re kind of a shit head. i still love you, which sucks.
creampiefreak: rickyrdz: Rick, I’m ready to be a mommy! Drop your huge load in me and impregnate me, Rick! Come on, come in me!😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏 Sounds like me ;-)
whtbttm4blktops: khocolatedesire: boipussywet: hoodfreak: Dis was HOTT!!! Sound like me…. That’s that shyt I do like Shoot that shit on my face like lotion This man knows he wants to feed that to a hungry white bottom :-)
drewwilsonphoto: she can’t bare to look at me now, but Jesus Christ it sounded like waves crashing on the beach when she would brush her hair.
kindacountry-kindacrazy: i just think it’s funny that he can yell at me, and question me about shit, and i always answer and 100% honest, but when i do it, he’s no where to be found. Damn sounds like me and my ex 😒
hotwyfe36: Sounds like me … looks like me too lol
stimmydragonprincess: Someone: you should save your money!!Me: sorry I can’t hear you over the sound of me avoiding my mental health issues through the small satisfaction of buying myself gifts
dirty-brunette-beauty: brass-tacks-time:Showing you how a real man FUCKS 🐂 Now that sounds familiar. Sounds like me when your bull cock is fucking my cheating pussy.
missmalena: omg seriously pads and tampons should be free to all women because it’s not something we want to buy and they’re so ridiculously expensive we’re down like 20 bucks every month which adds to about 趐 a year and we have to spend it
genericnarutoblog: They say Chidori sounds like 1000 birdsBut the manga never mentions a specific species of bird.Like, it could be 1000 honking geese? 1000 duck quacksO N E T H O U S A N D S C R E A M I N G C O C K A T I E L SShit bro,
snow-white-and-little-red replied to your post:snow-white-and-little-red replied to your… And then she just presses herself against Weiss body and Weiss is just like “You sound like me when I first met ruby, except she is a puppy” and they
I love knowing what my friends here sound like (cuz of overwatch :’D) because I can now read their tags in their voice and it makes it like 47930273625x more hilarious
theartistisme: sooooo I tried to cosplay your dear jake(minus ears) thing and I wanna thank you so much for giving me the inspiration to do a new thing like faun makeup omg you’re welcome! ;v; faun make up sounds like fun to do eheh 8’)
mazerly replied to your post: mazerly replied to your post: thorboner replied to… sounds like me trying to like oatmeal, or anything that tastes like milk ;_; aw but milk is great but it ok i understand
thatonegaykid413: ask-gallows-callibrator: homosexual-titan: this is my favourite version you cant stop me THIS IS GREAT BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WOULD IT WOULD HAVE ACTUALLY SOUNDED LIKE FROM LIKE— ELSE’A PERSPECTIVE OR SOME TINY UNNOTICEABLE FAIRY
I was gonna go drive over to this boy to drop him off medicine but tf I look like losing sleep over a boy that friend zone me 🤔
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