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Me after hearing the highlight medley
theglover:Trying on BioGel surgical gloves in a size 6! You actually get to hear me talk in this—but this is my weird oh-my-I’m-being-recorded voice, which sounds nothing like the real thing XD Once again, a huge thank you to the one who sent me these!
Did you hear that? That was the sound of my heart melting.
yummycouple: OMG that SOUND - you can hear every single drop of my never ending load hitting her and the floor. She asked how I’d like to finish - this is what I suggested, can’t stop watching myself pumping cum in her mouth now. Surprised how much
storybooklove: FREE IPAD GIVEAWAY! So this Christmas, I asked both my boyfriend and mum for an iPad, and both of them got it for me, which I did NOT expect. Yes, I could return it, or sell it, but I actually feel like doing something nice for once. So,
WHY CAN'T MY LIFE BE LIKE PHINEAS AND FERB'S?
artisnteasy: Kellum. My future home. Super excited. I can’t wait to meet all my 4-Low Ladies. I have the urge to make a post asking who else is living there and tagging it like no tomorrow in hopes to find fellow Kellumites that tumble all day and
There will always be that one person, who you find absolutely perfect, no matter what. Even if they treat you like shit. It’s your mind that’s angry, but it’s your heart that will keep you coming back. Which makes it so hard to be with anyone else.
lollerization: kiirah: jennnyshou: chocowaffle: thedailywhat: Re-cut Trailer of the Day: If Harry Potter were a coming-of-age teen comedy, it might look something like this. (Needs more sex with wizard pies.) [thewlisrox / rofl.] instant reblog
Waiting like this is killing me
I creep like it's my job
The one person at the party to pass out on my floor acts like an asshole when people try to help him.
lollerization: littletoft: fightclubconfessions: 027 Submitter I actually like the movie ending better. This is a very rare situation where I think the movie is better than the book. The last two commenters are fucking retarded. I 100% agree with
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youlikeairplanestoo: More three-holer goodness. I always liked the lines of the Dassault Falcon. Nice photo by Nathalie Merle. Full version here.
xxnikay: i kinda prefer names like beautiful, sweetheart, and dear, rather than others
What It’s Like To Have An Internet Relationship
shake-the-dust: omg, this looks like it was taken at my school! right outside Wildwood I’m 99% positive that’s wildwood X_X
orlandosentinel: A guest photographs Cinderella Castle at Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom on Thursday, September 29, 2011. The resort turns 40 this weekend, and in many respects, the place looks a lot like it did at 30. It hasn’t built a new theme
Why do I burden myself like this?
justcarbonbased: Looks like a good night to me. Why’s there water in this picture?
FACT: I like girls that wear boxer shorts
There's nothing quite like spending a Saturday afternoon watching LSU kick the shot out of Florida.
justcarbonbased: I feel like this is true.
youlikeairplanestoo: A lonely Airbus peeking inside a dark terminal. A bit like King Kong looking peering inside of a skyscraper :) Photo by Jorgen Syversen. Used with permission. Full version here.
corink: And if a kid breaks in a school and no one around chooses to hear, do they make a sound? To This Day: X (video) this video is really powerful, please watch it Everyone needs to see this
robotlyra: fedoraspooky: Can this be the soundtrack to my life please? Ragtime Clair de Lune sounds like an ending credits theme from a Mario Bros Game
fyeahspacedandy: Is the most Dandy chicken commercial you’ll ever hear. Ian Sinclair narrates and it sounds just like Dandy! Guess he has a 2nd favorite restaurant after Boobies ;)
tyrias-last-timelord: I turned on the sound expecting to hear someone mocking this cat for backing up like this. That was not what I got.
also in that AT clip Jermaine kinda sounds like Greg to me but I’m assuming he’s not actually voiced by Greg and that’s just my SU-centric brain talking…
I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger.
I don't like when my textbook commands me to do something.
youlikeairplanestoo: Gravelly Point is the place to be if you like spotting and live in the DC/Arlington area. Nice capture of this @AmericanAir MD-82 on final for Washington National Airport. Photo by Patrick Swift. Used with permission. Full version
koolkidkickinit: I GOT A SHIRT LIKE THAT
what is it about laying on my couch that causes my heart to feel like a sledgehammer in my chest?
I like how I’ve fallen into a routine of FSU volleyball, NASCAR, beer, and homework on Sundays.
Looks like UM showed up early to get ready for the game. Sporting the new Nike Pro Convict uniforms.
I’m really glad that after weeks of being fine my heart acts up tonight -_-
This is what a dubstep bass drop looks like.
levitatingsasquatch: Here is an animation I did of Sonic running like an Idiot.
easilyamusedtoday: Well I just laughed like an idiot in the library.
Documenting the beard length because I’m pretty sure that I’m gonna trim it up tomorrow because: I need to go get a new drivers license since my permanent address is changing and I’d like a somewhat normal picture. โ bribe from my
ontherawrpath replied to your photo: Documenting the beard length because I’m pretty… You look more and more like a ship captain. Shall we buy you a hat? I wish! I actually started trimming it down this morning to the longest length possible
cleverblondeinaunionjack: lesbiquins: holybackflippingwarblers: consultingcompanion: “No.” “It can’t be..” Moffat’s the kind of writer who likes watching you suffer through his intricate plot twists and turns. RTD was the kind of writer
My dentist once told me that letting go is like pulling a tooth. When it was pulled out, you’re relieved, but how many times does your tongue run itself over the spot where the tooth once was? Probably a hundred times a day. Just because it was not
llbwwb: Oh my poor head! by metalhorse This is what my roommate looked like this morning.
My throat hurts and it's gonna be one of those nights where it feels like there's a ten pound weight on my chest.
xxnikay replied to your post: My throat hurts and it’s gonna be one of those nights where it feels like there’s a ten pound weight on my chest. Shower beer is good too Yes, and shower parties are the best, but I don’t have anybody to
justcarbonbased replied to your post: justcarbonbased replied to your post: you look… It wasn’t me, yeesh. You know I like dat beard. I know. It was directed more at the person who was stalking me.
justcarbonbased: nathanthenerd: Imagine if every TV show had bloopers like this.. :P ……………me gusta
rachnole replied to your post: My thoughts on Bud Light Platinum: I want to try that, not that I have high hopes the only bud I like is bud light lime. It’s not worth it. If you want a nice beer just go for Stella Artois.
shake the dust.
kingd0mlights: MRS REED LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THIS MEME OMFG
deliriumofdelight: “Smiling is infectious, You can catch it like the flu. Someone smiled at me today, And I started smiling too.” This boy is the second love of my life. Pablo is of course the first.
topgear: Random sightings of “The Stig” in MapCrunch and Google Street View. If, like us, you’ve been browsing the galleries of MapCrunch lately (MapCrunch is a fun little site that let’s you look at interesting images in Google Maps’ Street
echofades: favourite pilot episodes | dead like me [i think for me, death was just a wake-up call.]
justcarbonbased: mres90 replied to your photo: Michael wtf stop trolling me xD Yeahh… I was on my cell phone and didn’t realize how much stuff I was liking lol.
therealvirgoperidot: my butt move like the waves and the sound they make is like hear the wind
perverted-sadist: You sound just like a dummy baby while you squirt all over your daddy’s cock like that, princess. Does your pussy getting stretched really feel so good hm? Now be quiet or mommy could hear us when she gets back home…