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vampireapologist-archive-deacti:I need mental intervention bc I’ve had this fake arctic monkeys song stuck in my head for like five days now
enlightenedrobot: bussykween: sustainablefarming: My drag persona Welcome to the stage …. So, um, this sounded fake. I googled it and she’s a real person. In florida. And, rather amazingly, her arrest was not drug related. No, she shot a freakin
maddymayobsesses: saltydorkling: pinknoonicorn: disgustinganimals: sirartwork: reblog for noises That sounds fake but okay Tell my cat that while he tries to locate the crying kitten in my room… so my roommate’s cat just started BANGING ON
feministperalta:sometimes I remember that some people just watch tv casually and don’t get overly invested in the lives of fictional characters and I’m like lol sounds fake but okay
cooltrees: me: all our teeth fall out as children and then they all grow back strongeralien: okay, i mean…that definitely sounds fake, but….okay.
cooltrees:me: all our teeth fall out as children and then they all grow back strongeralien: okay, i mean…that definitely sounds fake, but….okay.
underworldescort: Someone: this Pokemon character is straight Me: ok……sounds fake…… But ok
azzandra: fleshwater: matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll: samcoxramblings: agentsex: aelfswithe:cooltrees:me: all our teeth fall out as children and then they all grow back strongeralien: okay, i mean…that definitely sounds fake, but….okay. We have
avatarparallels: Michael Dante DiMartino: It wouldn’t be a finale without characters getting their hair and clothes messed up. Asami: That sounds fake…but okay..
worldsworstfather: adult person: life gets faster as you get older!me aged 10: sounds fake but okme now:
gothty:not to sound fake deep but stop obsessing over your dislikes. you don’t like a certain artist/genre? stop making negative posts about it. don’t like a movie? okay move on. don’t like a certain game? cool who cares!!! stop using the time in
sang-uwus: Sounds fake but okay
corey-has-returned: marsincharge: disgustinganimals: sirartwork: reblog for noises That sounds fake but okay Free him @ninatastic@paxavoidance
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24ribs: thexfiles: *sees a lesbian couple in a film where they both have long fingernails* Okay.. that sounds fake but okay CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS
pristinely-ungifted: Zero desire to ever use my pokemon to battle against someone online. Is that a real thing people do? I don’t believe it. Sounds fake. Not even me? 😔
itsagifnotagif: itsagifnotagif: Being sad all the time for no reason is honestly my aesthetic now Sounds fake but okay
mjalti: I know it sounds fake but you really do have a lot of silent lovers on this planet who look at you and wish they had your smile or your hair color or your humor or your intellect or your intentions or your heart, your manners, your eyes, your
worldsworstfather: adult person: life gets faster as you get older! me aged 10: sounds fake but ok me now:
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: mauricelittle: chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: I thought God built the ark Noah and his family built the ark, God gave the guidance… Genesis ch.6 I need that bible stuff alone - I’m really clueless to that
coolmanfromthepast: americansylveon: enlightenedrobot: bussykween: sustainablefarming: My drag persona Welcome to the stage …. So, um, this sounded fake. I googled it and she’s a real person. In florida. And, rather amazingly, her arrest was
exoticplusmodel: If you saw me wearing these coming towards you what would you do? 😉😍 Stand tall and try not to sound fake or stupid as I say hello you’re the most beautiful woman in the world
thexfiles: *sees a lesbian couple in a film where they both have long fingernails* Okay.. that sounds fake but okay
aaronjohnnson: Me: How do you keep your skin smooth and bright what products do you use?Person: I just drink a lot of water and avoid fried food, I mostly eat fruit and veggiesMe: Okay…….. that sounds fake but alright
azzandra:fleshwater: matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll: samcoxramblings: agentsex: aelfswithe:cooltrees:me: all our teeth fall out as children and then they all grow back strongeralien: okay, i mean…that definitely sounds fake, but….okay. We have
prompto: extroverts: i can be around people for days on end and never get tired me: ok……. that sounds fake but ok
idedicatethisblogtodestiel: f-ckyeahfutbol: Your face is sounds fake, Dean. “Your face”
patchworkheart: disgustinganimals: sirartwork: reblog for noises That sounds fake but okay FREE HIM
blue-power1: saltydorkling: pinknoonicorn: disgustinganimals: sirartwork: reblog for noises That sounds fake but okay Tell my cat that while he tries to locate the crying kitten in my room… so my roommate’s cat just started BANGING ON MY
finrir: jskrilla: finrir: finrir: Guess who has strep throat and a temperature Spoiler alert it’s me Source? I’m suffering That sounds fake,“Suffering”But ok.
edourado: Calming down? Sounds fake, but ok.Bonus:
amayabikuni: tierboskat: hmm yes… i see… i have no idea what i’m doing i’m a bug “Youre saying your skeleton goes…. on the inside? That sounds fake but okay”
ocpdiddy: Me: what if I told you… you could have a thought… without saying it out loudADHD: sounds fake but okay
mjalti:I know it sounds fake but you really do have a lot of silent lovers on this planet who look at you and wish they had your smile or your hair color or your humor or your intelligent or your intentions or your heart, your manners, your eyes, your
tasty-poptard: knightoflodis: bendamneron: coolmanfromthepast: americansylveon: enlightenedrobot: bussykween: sustainablefarming: My drag persona Welcome to the stage …. So, um, this sounded fake. I googled it and she’s a real person. In
ambris:Sounds fake
blackgirlsvevo:friend: yeah I have a healthy and happy relationship w/ my dad me: okay… that sounds fake but okay
humorstaff: someone: yeah i had a crush on them and turns out they liked me too so now we’re dating me: ……okay……that sounds fake but okay….
mjalti:I know it sounds fake but you really do have a lot of silent lovers on this planet who look at you and wish they had your smile or your hair color or your humor or your intellect or your intentions or your heart, your manners, your eyes, your ease,
aleksandr-marchant-the-third:i don’t mean to sound fake deep but the reason 2018 felt so long was because we’re being fed what’s trending at such a rapid rate that we literally can’t remember half of the shit that even happened anymore. “Black
you-wish-you-had-this-url: Media: thick thighs aren’t attractive Me: …….that’s sounds fake but ok
healingsuggestions: you deserve the love you keep trying to give everyone else
itsraininbritishmen: cherryskies: everyone has that one story that sounds fake but isnt my dad met Tom Felton fishing once and told him that he looked like “that weird blonde kid my daughter has on her computer background”
harampolice: healthy relationships with fathers? sounds fake
danekez: danekez: Add “raised by a biker” to the list of things that sound fake in my life. - Born to a teenage single mother- My “dad” is a biker, started dating my mom while she was pregnant. Committed to fathering a child that was not his
afeverofstingraysasseenfromspace: igglooaustralia: Concept: The people you like actually like you back Sounds fake but okay
wadey-wilson: wadey-wilson: 2020 be like, is it saturday tomorrow or is it june apparently its July???? sounds fake but k
thorsbaratitty: okay… that sounds fake but okay…
importantcanaries: merkiplier: academiqueer: straightallies: there are dozens of straight people in the world… maybe even hundreds source? i had a straight friend once #okay that sounds fake af but okay
