Softcore and hardcore porn from Tumblr
search sorting hat on PinDuck or ClipFuck or XXX search
submit your pics
dani-phandomz: overdramatictoast: onac911: Requested Hulk as Harry Potter i will never NOT reblog this omg THE SORTING HAT
gisu: first yr iwaoi (hp au)… they end up in slytherin 4 a number of reasons..
darlinghogwarts: The sorting hat didn’t listen to Harry, and yelled for everyone to hear, “Slytherin!”. Seeing Harry’s distress, Ron Weasley’s eyes narrowed in determination. Minutes later, as Ron’s name was called by Minerva McGonagall,
arduousequinox: tsundaenerys: game of thrones hogwarts au jon snow puts on the sorting hat “ahh, you must be ned stark’s bastard”
sushinfood: hoshee: vaporheart-archive: i think something went wrong The sorting hat is never wrong. You are in leg house. oh my god
jensensbulge-deactivated2014112: this is a harry potter sorting hat. which house do you belong to? gryffindor? ravenclaw? hufflepuff? slytherin? i have never seen harry potter. [booing] suck it.
thewalkerqueen: werewolfrightsandwheretofindthem: thewalkerqueen: “Harry didn’t call his son ‘Remus’ so that Teddy could” okay but consider this FUCKING HAGRIDARTHURRONALDF R E DFUCKING SORTING HAT POTTER WHO GIVES A FUCK IM FUCK I GN
xxhobbityoutuberxx: So this is how they found the sorting hat lolz
people on my dash were talking about pottermore so I made a new account to take the sorting hat quiz again and I was placed in Slytherin just like last time bless
backtotheburrow: ”Oh, know the perils, read the signs, the warning history shows, for our Hogwarts is in danger from external, deadly foes and we must unite inside her or we’ll crumble from within…” - The Sorting Hat, Order of the Phoenix
dervish-banges: There’s nothing hidden in your head The Sorting Hat can’t see, So try me on and I will tell you Where you ought to be.
tricksterofthelight: House Slogans
brainstatic: My favorite Harry Potter character was the Sorting Hat. His job was to learn people’s secrets and then judge them.
milehighnerd: xfrancesco: mercuryjones: The sorting hat is always right this or die
The 16th GIF in your folder is your reaction when the sorting hat places you in Slytherin.
werewolfrightsandwheretofindthem: thewalkerqueen: “Harry didn’t call his son ‘Remus’ so that Teddy could” okay but consider this FUCKING HAGRIDARTHURRONALDF R E DFUCKING SORTING HAT POTTER WHO GIVES A FUCK IM FUCK I GN DONE “But dad,
mickiszs: Know this is not happening for quite some time but I hope the one those this T.T (might even buy it just for the sorting hat)
insertgenericfandomurl: Harry Potter AU where everything is the same except the Sorting Hat raps
librarygrl2: bookriot: Book cover cupcakes, Sorting Hat caramels, and more literary desserts for your bookish sweet tooth! So fun!
comealongraggedypond: anghraine: friendly reminder that Harry Potter at eleven, was described by his teachers as ‘bright’ at the same age, according to the Sorting Hat: “Not a bad mind, either. There’s talent, oh my goodness, yes” and “You
It's Fuck Me Friday!
deskadaku: nobodylovesringostarr: nobodylovesringostarr: Harry Potter AU instead of sorting hat, McGonnagal plays Lady Marmalade and see if the kid is lipsynching to Christina, Mya, Pink or Lil Kim @ca-rayga
did-you-kno: There’s a Sorting Hat bath bomb that tells you which Hogwarts house you belong in. It starts out white but eventually dissolves into one of the four house colors. By the time you’re done with your bath, you’ll know whether you’re
sexysize14plus: The sorting hat put me into Griffyndor.
harrypotterfics:Sirius Black who shakes when the sorting hat is placed on his head, and asks for anything but Slytherin, and he doesn’t know, but it was never even a consideration.Eleven year old Sirius who gets bad dreams about his parents, and the
feltgasm: Sorting Hat’s Song (Goblet of Fire) By Gryffindor, the bravest werePrized far beyond the rest;For Ravenclaw, the cleverestWould always be the best;For Hufflepuff, hard workers wereMost worthy of admission;And power-hungry SlytherinLoved
dearjimmoriarty: “LESBIAN!” shouted the sorting hat
brainstatic:My favorite Harry Potter character was the Sorting Hat. His job was to learn people’s secrets and then judge them.
The sorting hat.
cowboybeboop: that time in harry potter when the sorting hat died so instead all the new students had to take “which hogwarts house are you in?” on quizilla
jasoentodd: Sorting Hat Ceremony → Zayn Malik ↳ Slytherin!
yarrayora: darlinghogwarts: The sorting hat didn’t listen to Harry, and yelled for everyone to hear, “Slytherin!”. Seeing Harry’s distress, Ron Weasley’s eyes narrowed in determination. Minutes later, as Ron’s name was called by Minerva
pantsagon: The Sorting Hat of Harry Potter and Myers-Briggs Personality Typology MB personality type and Jungian functions matched up with Hogwarts houses
The Sorting Hat is the true Mastermind in Harry Potter
hoshee: vaporheart-archive: i think something went wrong The sorting hat is never wrong. You are in leg house.
the-fandoms-are-2spooky: amazingphil-found-your-blog-and: consultingangelcas: How different would the series have been if the sorting hat was placed on Harry’s head, and immediately yelled “HUFFLEPUFF!”? Maybe he’d find the horcruxes faster
im going through my old blackberry and im a big fucking nerd and PAST ME DECIDED TO CHANGE MOST OF MY CONTACTS TO HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS so now I’m trying to figure out who everyone is and rn I was talking to ‘sorting hat’ and they
ronsweasley:There’s nothing hidden in your headThe Sorting Hat can’t see,So try me on and I will tell youWhere you ought to be.
Gryffindor
andimprouvaire: “LESBIAN!” shouted the sorting hat
“LESBIAN!” shouted the sorting hat
kissedbyflames: I know, it’s only a story, but for so many it’s more than that. It’s a world, all on its own where we want to put on the sorting hat.
kingcheddarxvii:American Sorting Hat, which is just a beat up baseball cap: aight bro by the most righteous magics bestowed upon me i’ve scoped out ur brain and ur house is uh….. DRAGON ALPHA SIGMA DONG!!! lol wizard bros of dragon alpha sigma dong:
thewalkerqueen: werewolfrightsandwheretofindthem: thewalkerqueen: “Harry didn’t call his son ‘Remus’ so that Teddy could” okay but consider this FUCKING HAGRID ARTHUR RONALD F R E D FUCKING SORTING HAT POTTER WHO GIVES A FUCK IM FUCK
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: “LESBIAN!” shouted the sorting hat WELCOME TO LESBIAN HOUSE :D
mostlikelyharrison: yes welcome to the gay community please put on this sorting hat so we can figure out what kind of animal to call you ah yes aardvark very good NEXT
![jensensbulge-deactivated2014112: this is a harry potter sorting hat. which house do you belong to? gryffindor? ravenclaw? hufflepuff? slytherin? i have never seen harry potter. [booing] suck it.](https://69.media.tumblr.com/a8435712c14b65cf9240c3c76bb3177b/tumblr_nds4mybwVC1sw3dy2o4_250.gif)
