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It’s been an hour since your girlfriend’s text. You look back down at your phone. Your Girlfriend: Listen, I’m going over to talk to him. I know you didn’t want me to, but someone has to do something. He’s been bullying you
inkykinky: Do I get your freckles too? because a certain SOMEONE has her special day today, and we talked about lil Jeanbo and Marco aeons ago, AND because she drew this and this, I thought I, too, could contribute a little to this smol AU o///u///o
deannadeadly: This is me completely au natural, No photoshop! I dont mind when someone photoshops me. They own the photo and when people cry “Its not the real you.” “Your fake”, “If someone has to use photoshop your not a real model” etc
2tryanything: That would be me. Although, I’d eventually have to put the camera down and join in. Someone has to take the pics to enjoy talking about later :)
sixpenceee: It really gave me the creeps, and to know that someone has to go through this EVERY DAY is horrifying. Just to a note: this story isn’t meant for entertainment, this is a real event, that happened to a real person. I hope that through
jkontumblr: Kendall Blanco Barbie Someone needs to warn that guy in the green coat that bulldog looking tranny is going to try to roofie him.
omooon: when someone has to pee but the circumstances force them to wait and they star saying things like “I have to go!!” “I can’t hold it!” “I’m gonna wet myself” “It’s coming out!” good shit right there
omooon: when someone has to pee but the circumstances force them to wait and they start saying things like “I have to go!!” “I can’t hold it!” “I’m gonna wet myself” “It’s coming out!” good shit right there
omograffiti: imagine your OTP talk on an instant messenger quite frequently, and one night a conversation gets interrupted by Person B saying they’ve been drinking a lot of soda and have to pee pretty bad.. Person A types lol and tells them to go to
omorashiitake-mushroom: Look, I’m all for pissing yourself or on the floor but if you do it on public places where someone else has to do the cleanup, I’m gonna judge you.
ghesquieremuse: racial preferences reduce people to their ethnicity & reinforce racial hierarchies by implying that race alone is a powerful enough factor to negate everything else that someone has to offer.
charlemane: charlemane: i’m still PISSED about harry potter leaving draco to die because “oh boo hoo there aren’t enough seats in this minivan someone has to stay behind” like you fool. you fucking fool. i’ve ridden to walmart and back in an
elpatrixf: too lazy to sin, someone sin for me please I would however the office needds to be cleaned more today. Plus I have to study my animation books and gesture stuff, so the power of sin and forces of hentai/smut is multiplied by 50 times.
twentyonedreamers: the weirdest thing someone has said to me recently was “you know you’re not supposed to wear the bands shirt to the concert.”why not? am I supposed to be playing hard to get with the band? like im at the show, they know i like
Hey so that gem that was bubbled in Lion looked like bismuth, didn’t it? Those have a very particular look quite similar to that bubbled gem
So upon waking up I started thinking about how Lapis Lazuli is pretty much completely a very deep blue colorbut the actual stone lapis lazuli often has streaks and flecks of white or yellow. In fact, lapis lazuli seems to be pretty rarely 100% blue.
snowysaur: this has probably been done before, but. maybe pearl watching steven sleep comes from when he was a baby and a small and fragile human and what if he just stops breathing someone has to watch him just in case
sparklinglakemonster:Today, someone has been lamenting that all stories which feature LGBT characters are about the characters suffering, sorrowing, going mad, and dying. Yesterday, someone was lamenting that all stories which feature LGBT characters
bananonbinary:elldritch-horror:Spicy-brained friends, I would like to propose an update to the very useful ‘if you hate everyone, eat, if everyone hates you, sleep, and if you hate yourself, shower’ mantra to live byHave you suddenly become a petty,
skeletonmasks: razzledazzy: Just another day at the dildo factory. SHIT I NEVER CONSIDERED THAT SOMEONE HAS TO MAKE THOSE. i would be laughing every fucking day ‘yep this is going in someone some day’
lascocks: missturdle: I’m not saying I want one, I’m just asking why no one has made the Spiral Heart Moon Rod into a vibrator yet. Someone has to ask the hard questions. Your move, Japan
trainsinanime: Alya: I know that you’re upset, Marinette, and you have every right to be. But isn’t this a bit too extreme?Marinette: Someone has to save Adrien from his father! He thinks he can just force us to split up, and move him to London.
hq!! actor au where iwaoi are dating and every time iwaizumi has to hit oikawa he promptly apologizes after they’re done the scene and kisses the spot that was injured. and whenever they have to do retakes iwaizumi would be so upset at himself b/c he
jeiwalking: things to remember while drawing: anatomy is great but dont stop because you cant get it perfect not every picture has to be a masterpiece try new things but remember its ok to draw things you like to draw just because someone younger than
kotetsure replied to your post: I don’t have the time to say it now but… Talk to me. long story short , I’m ugly and someone has to say it to my face
cybernude: iridessence: cybernude: tumblr user cybernude has a cute butt did you really just compliment yourself? well someone has to damnit
manaphy: this one better be fake its like the exact same but in a fucking shampoo commercial I know someone has probably pointed this out already, but Serebii.net has this listed as a ‘Mega Evolution’. A brand new feature of the Pokémon
officialunitedstates:jemiferaniston: officialunitedstates: if the neighborhood isnt going to help me wash these squirrels i guess i will have to do it all by myself why are you going to wash squirrels someone has to
marvingayesdaughter: racial preferences reduce people to their ethnicity & reinforce racial hierarchies by implying that race alone is a powerful enough factor to negate everything else that someone has to offer.
mischievousdeeds: Holy hell Batman! This chick is hotter than the devil’s asshole! She had my head spinning and my eyes falling out of my skull! I know someone has to know who she is! I’m willing to go as far as to say she’s a pornstar! For now
thebigcockbully: It’s been an hour since your girlfriend’s text. You look back down at your phone. Your Girlfriend: Listen, I’m going over to talk to him. I know you didn’t want me to, but someone has to do something. He’s been bullying you
wasthatnotsideblog: just gonna say this: if someone has social anxiety and they ask you something akin to ‘are you mad at me’ or ‘do you hate me’, it isn’t because they don’t trust you, it’s because their brain literally tells them that
thebrutalballadoffangusklot:It’s a thankless job, sending awful images to my friend to make them curse me out. But someone has to do it
ghesquieremuse:racial preferences reduce people to their ethnicity & reinforce racial hierarchies by implying that race alone is a powerful enough factor to negate everything else that someone has to offer.
ponpox: Hugging is like my number one comforter. If I’m breaking down the thing I need is warmth, security and stability. If I’m breaking, someone has to hold me until I can hold on to myself again. My point is that I want to see people in anime
All edgelord angst aside, I genuinely want to die. That doesn’t mean I’m going to kill myself, but I feel it in my soul. Every second hurts. The world is absolutely beautiful, but I am so disinterested in everything it has to offer me. I have no dream,
dinosaurstilinski:NO BUT WHAT IF THOMAS SAW NEWT JUMPING WHEN HE WAS WORKING FOR WICKED AND HE WAS COMPLETELY PANICKING BECAUSE MAYBE THEY WERE FRIENDS BEFORE NEWT HAD TO GO INTO THE MAZE AND THOMAS WANTS TO GO TO NEWT AND SOMEONE HAS TO CALM HIM DOWN
ragnarokapologist:someone has to nominate me for queer eye because right now i need karamo to kindly look me in the eyes and tell me to get my fucking life together
officialunitedstates: jemiferaniston: officialunitedstates: if the neighborhood isnt going to help me wash these squirrels i guess i will have to do it all by myself why are you going to wash squirrels someone has to
big-sugar: toodomforyou: ilphdorl: nyx-nymphette: Daddy doms on tumblr be like Send this to todomforyou they have bunch if stuff like this Of course, because he’s so good for you he has to demand your listening. He couldn’t just possibly demonstrate
woooowww, if someone has to start their idea with #im not homophobic, then i’m gonna just not listen to anything else they have to say plus i keep rolling my eyes so hard they fall out of my head whenever people say Korrasami was rushed but i can
heyskyler: h0ekay: ky-l-e: noccte: unrisked: WHAT WHO IS THAT CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHO THIS IS COME ON SOMEONE HAS TO KNOW WHO HE IS Anderson Weisheimer
nothingeverfree: nothingeverfree: I’ve got one more from this set, but someone has to submit something great to get me to post it… ;) Can you do it? Reblogging my own photo and for emphasis that less than 30 notes with 1,000+ followers makes me
xtechnoblade: kanjuden: kanjuden: kanjuden: Tumblr just changed the block feature to pixelate who you blocked, and now block lists are unique for each blog you have. I JUST TESTED IT AND YOU CAN’T REBLOG IF SOMEONE HAS BLOCKED YOU NOW HOLY SHIT
helltothenaw replied to your post: oh………………….. well I started a thing and someone intercepted. that’s not nice. oH! AHAH WAS THIS WHAT U WANTED TO SAY BROBEAR
