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Someone needs to come and let me sit on their face.
bigfattybc: me at the park :D watching soft ball Quick. Someone get me a bucket of water. It’s wet T-shirt time!
theprophetspeaks: foxxxyleon: carameliceblendlover: lovelywho: ummm it really is… omgosh that erks me! >.< *Tingling *Irks Well the easiest way to fix it would be to just eat all the cookies. Someone get me those cookies. I need to fix
dissociated-girl: poisonthreads: Hugwarts Pals Hoodies are now available for preorder! Get yours here Someone get me one
mummified-lover: sensualfetish: Really more of a vac sac… but still sexy… http://inxesse.com/indexpage.html Someone get me and put me in this sack!
I don’t like coming up with solid theories for ongoing series. There’s endless potential for embarrassing myself, being proven wrong, forgetting something already exists that proves me wrong, and on and on it goes.So while I’ve been saying for a
i’m suuper stoned someone get me a pizza plsI will post pics of me eating it for u :^)
I left my wand at someone’s place and I have 4 days off atm… someone help me
“Im dumb so you tell me. If us being lovers is the cause what will the effect be?” NO. NO THIS DRAMA IS DOING THINGS TO MY HEART RIGHT NOW I CANT HANDLE THE CUTENESS OHGOD SOMEONE HOLD ME
I hope that one day I could go out and hear someone call me gay or a fag and not give a fuck and just go about my day without thinking about it or getting myself down
psilentasincjelli: someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking #someone get me a young child i have wisdom to pass on
demenarts88: chelbunny: A side view of me shakin’ my ass as Cammy :p Quick, someone get me paper towels for this nosebleed!! @slbtumblng < |D’‘‘‘
likeaforestburning: mydemisee: counterpartshc: Some of the merch we’ll have on tour in America. #counterparts Someone get me the bottom one in black and gold. BUY ME THEM ALL
sauntering-vaguely-downwards: Repeat after me: Verbal abuse is a real thing. It is a valid form of abuse and oppression It is not “someone getting their feelings hurt.” It is terrifying. It is painful. It is hard to overcome. And it is real.
waggington: some people are afraid of dogs but i’m afraid of the opposite of dogs. the absence of dogs. dogless space
lumos5000: theshirelock: if artistic people are forced to take years of math and science then why don’t sciencey people have to take art and music classes someone found a real life plot hole
teasemewithyourcock: If someone buy me Roasted Garlic Alfredo Bucatini with Italian Meatballs from Olive Gardens, I will totally get on my knees and give you head.
chaudoodle: Undyne!!!! Follow and Reblog if you like it please it means a lot ot me! Someone get me this game pleaseeee I need it in my life
korrasforevergirl: mybibabies: deadspacegal: sifu-korras: thebestofkorra: ??? Excuse me. What? someone get details what is this -SCREAMS IN HAPPY CONFUSION-
psilentasincjelli:someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking #someone get me a young child i have wisdom to pass on
bimbohearts: atexanwhore: bimbohearts: bichrissy: atexanwhore: bimbohearts: bichrissy: atexanwhore: OH OH OH SOMEONE GET ME ONE PLEASE OMGOMGOMG ME TOO See we all need one!! it could be our bimbo group proof!!! anyone who joins our group gets
bpdgorl: being emotionally abused has made me incredibly defensive towards being told what to do, but at the same time has made it hard for me to do things without someone telling me that it’s ok to do out if fear of doing something wrong and getting
really want an aoba and koujack plush tbh. don’t know where to get an aoba and koujack plush tbh.
multipack: do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
aobabe:i’m like 1 step away from changing my bnet to Vore someone give me suggestions for a new battletag :(
Practically overnight, and I have fully embraced the headcanon that Lexa and Prince Roan are siblings. Making the Ice Queen Lexa’s mother, because why not?…Before someone tells me exactly why not, it just deeply amuses me to imagine Roan getting
jakigriot: thenoirsextherapist: blusongz: itsmisspickle: afro-arts: Tees in the Trap www.teesinthetrap.com // IG: teesinthetrap ů - ๆ CLICK HERE for more black owned businesses! Someone get me the Nap Queen tee for Christmas I know someone
mishasminions: psilentasincjelli: someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking #someone get me a young child i have wisdom to pass on
toobusybeingfat: maturecrank:Something I did for @toobusybeingfat for watching me on FA. May he have an ever larger butt. This is pretty much me post-thanksgiving. Hope someone gets me a new hoodie for Christmas! This one doesn’t seem to fit anymore.
swiczeniuk: mvessick: gdfalksen: Book scarf. Have any page from your favorite book or poem printed on a scarf here SOMEONE GET ME THIS FOR A B-DAY GIFT! STAT! Oh my god. Oh my god. I could get a page from Everything Is Illuminated printed and wear
defeeler: lemon-grab-datass: @imatimebomb got me these shorts! Someone get me these shorts.
xaviersayys: The boots killed it. OMG!!! FINALLY! SOMEONE GETS ME! ^ Boots gotta go! i dont even get why girls wear boots with shorts.
killedmycatatemytailor: mishasminions: psilentasincjelli: someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking #someone get me a young child i have wisdom to pass on
kntulips: 0gre: g-nastyg-norc: carefreeblackho:funkygirlclub:love-cat:thejordanator:If you 16/17/18 and he 23/24/25He’s manipulating you.Trust. I can get behind this. They’re usually sociopaths too. Avoid. There’s a reason they’re not with
mirahxox: porcelaindoll-xo: These rings are stunning. They make me think of the spring, I love there style and there nature like feel and whimsy. They look really elf-y inspired too. Shop Linky WANT! Someone get me one. And a crown in the same style.
love-lust-pixidustt: theaquabuddhaposts: alpha-alison-katherine: darklordflareon: he died a hero’s death This is how i want to go. I want a puppy Someone get me a puppy :( I get 10% off food and stuff at work….
friendshipismax: casie-mod: evilrick: someone get me these gothic fucking doritos Deus Ex: Mankind Divided (2016) Ok as someone who actually likes the taste of Garlic, I want these.
keep-calm-get-healthy: the headbutt is the cutest thing ever, Scottish Folds should win an award for being awesome OH GOD I WANT TO CREY THIS IS JUST TOO DAMN ADORABLE OK OMG PLS SOMEONE GET ME A SCOTTISH FOLD ASDFGHJKL ALL OF THAT^ ajshfdbkjFSD
simsgonewrong: krazyokami: simsgonewrong: SOMEONE GET ME THAT VINE OF THE MOM/OLDER SISTER SPRAYING THE FLOOR W PAM AND YELLS “COME GET YOUR FOOD” SO THE KID COMES AND SLIPS INTO THE OVEN AND IT SHATTERS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMXAjhAopyg
magicporkchop: gabibabbi: moon-queenkay: sketch1200: psych2go: fairyoracle: RED GREEN YELLOW VIOLET BLUE PINK ORANGE You guys can use the discount code “psych2go” to get 10% off. What so bad!😍 Someone get me this nowwwwww I would wear
gothamshitty: 1037135: gothamshitty: I am literally butt and thighs there’s nothing else to me lmao speechless someone get me latex to cover my butt with
horantheworldcurlz: mymanslavesonedirection: gaylenexo: Dear god.. someone get me this. you can sleep with one direction omg The person that owns this would be like ”One Direction is on top of me. every. single. night.”
maidith: Ils sont revenus - The Return Haddock://Thundering typhoons! That boy is too much to handle for me. Someone get me out of here!//Tintin:“C'mon, Captain. Only twenty more Nazi zombies to kill, then we can go home and get rid of our clothes.”
His smile…can I just…someone get me him please?Me & Tom. 19th October 2011. Capital Manchester.It was amaze, we was just stood there for AGES hugging with a group of girls around us. :’)
might get these for myself come Christmas unless someone gets me them for me #wishfulthinking though
so the other day I did two things for the first time ever!!! I a) had sex on my period and b) had someone see me not shaven at all which sounds pretty gross put together like that lol but I always dreaded it and we both really wanted to have sex so darfin
#omg robb and jon being all ‘DAT MA GURRRL’ #and jory being like ‘fookin starks’ #and ned being like ‘and they told me the girls would be the sensible ones’ #and theon being like ‘i am going to kill myself someone get me back to pyke’
sr8olguin: smurf-it-up: Someone get me one for Christmas I want one! Someone buy me one? Remember, all of you said its ok for a guy to have one and i want this gigantic one! :D
This week has been a really bad week & my friends suck at being there for someone who’s been there for them when shit gets real.
bigdumbcutefaces: ladyjaneparker: Literally me petting me friends’ cats. me, all the time with zelda
badgerlord:I’m gonna reblog this until someone tells me where to get this shirt :/ yeah, it doesn’t exist lolit’s just easy to photoshop because of all the wrinklesand he’s nice to look at :Dsorrybut you can always make one in customization sites
I had a long day and I’m super tired, please someone send me something to make me wet, I need to cum so I can get some sleep. I have work tomorrow and I need to be well rested. Help.
