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addictedtomyone: sexyredsirenz: degradethisbimbo: I’m always jealous of other girls who get to live this kind of life. Me too! Can someone please tell me what video this is from? Message me

veracityinbloom: Sick V is sick. Fuck my life. Seriously life?! SERIOUSLY?! So much shit is going on around me right now and now this! Ugh! All I can do is laugh… until I start coughing to death. AND! I get to sound like a smoker now. Someone

I hate when I'm just about over someone, and when it gets really quiet, all the pain comes back. And every single memory I have of them comes back to haunt me again, throwing me into a fit of pain and longing; making me want them to be apart of my life

I hate when I'm just about over someone, and when it gets really quiet, all the pain comes back. And every single memory I have of them comes back to haunt me again, throwing me into a fit of pain and longing; making me want them to be apart of my life

allrightfine: somethingofthewolf: From Me To YouIf David And Billie Were In An Indie Movie When I was a little girl, my parents told me that when I grew up I’d get married and have a lovely life. I always imagined it would be with someone called

mistress-jenna-k: I’ve been thinking about this a lot and I genuinely want to end someone’s sex life. The idea of them never getting laid again for the rest of their life turns me on so much.

Sometimes I feel like I could get someone from real life to fall for me if I could only get them to look at my tumblr.

Sometimes I hope that if I ever do fall in love that the woman be hyper patient with me. I’m so used to being alone that even though I would love her it would take me a long while to get used to someone being that consistently in my life. XD

asapblm: trapfagget: I really cannot give one single fuck about someone who doesn’t like me who doesn’t do a damn thing for me in my life. Like i don’t know how people be letting these nothing ass bitches get to them like 😂

drakebarmitzvah: *gets up before noon* man i really have my shit together today i am so ready for life someone fight me i feel pure

jordan-reet: It’s just crazy how amazing things have gotten since you’ve been in my life. I mean I never was like sad before don’t get me wrong, I just didn’t know it was possible to feel this happy with someone. To feel so adored and appreciated

sexy-uredoinitright: Do this to me and I swear you will get the fuck of your life…. OMG! well someone stole the words right from me

drakebarmitzvah:*gets up before noon* man i really have my shit together today i am so ready for life someone fight me i feel pure

drakebarmitzvah: *gets up before noon* man i really have my shit together today i am so ready for life someone fight me i feel pure

virtuheaux: hailstorrm: I blog about sex way too much for someone who is only getting fucked by life lmaaaaooooo why is this post reading me xD

drakebarmitzvah: *gets up before noon* man i really have my shit together today i am so ready for life someone fight me i feel pure

hotwife-elizabeth: wncslut69: Wonderful true life chronicle of a #hotwife getting ready for her date in front of her #cuckold and then being ravaged. There is video somewhere of her coming back to show her #cuckold the results. Someone pm me the

kanyewesticle: whenever someone calls me ugly i get sad and hug them because i know life is really tough for the visually impaired

fierceawakening: ddnosakechi: koalatea: i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out

When someone tells me to get a life

ladycuervo: curiosity–thrills: strawberry-kisu: Someone tell me where to get these pls omg WHERE I WANT THESE. A great gift idea for that hard to shop for special twisted person in your life.

life-of-a-skinny-boy: katiescarlettspeaks: So I had to post this because it’s just been stuck on my mind. It kills me that people get caught up on the number of selfies someone takes, saying that they’re conceited that they’re self absorbed and

stripperina: altdad: stripperina: avamariele: Someone who I literally haven’t seen in years decided to pop back into my life just to give me shit for being a dancer. This was my response. GET IT GIRLY!!! I don’t get this… why would someone

prollyright: Finding someone who thinks you’re interesting enough to talk to you every day, whether they’re a friend or a lover, is one of the best feelings ever.

drakebarmitzvah: *gets up before noon* man i really have my shit together today i am so ready for life someone fight me i feel pure

osunism: ahebkoevhalev: osunism: osunism: So someone outed me to my family and now I’m probably going to be homeless soon. No car, no furniture, my life is just really getting shittier. Luckily I have the option of killing myself and ending this

gemqueer: godpenis: if someone did this to me i would fucking end their life, you can fucking count on it If someone put their fucking hair on me I would light it on fire, that shit is how you get lice

I’m getting myself a cake today since literally no one else in my life gave a shit enough to. I spent my birthday by myself, alone. Anyone who knows me knows that birthdays are really important to me. And someone who I was close to for a fucking decade

dirty-little-secret1: hailstorrm: I blog about sex way too much for someone who is only getting fucked by life 100% me

drakebarmitzvah: *gets up before noon* man i really have my shit together today i am so ready for life someone fight me i feel pure

drakebarmitzvah: *gets up before noon* man i really have my shit together today i am so ready for life someone fight me i feel pure

drakebarmitzvah: *gets up before noon* man i really have my shit together today i am so ready for life someone fight me i feel pure

I hate my life I feel like I can’t say that on any social media without someone freaking out on me! Sorry if this is “toxic” but I’m drunk and my boyfriend doesn’t want me and I don’t care. Can’t I just hate my life for a night and get over

Seriously someone buy me this jacket. I need it in my life.I swear he gets better looking every week.

I hate when I'm just about over someone, and when it gets really quiet, all the pain comes back. And every single memory I have of them comes back to haunt me again, throwing me into a fit of pain and longing; making me want them to be apart of my life

catie-does-things: bellamysbelle: is it just me or does the Friends theme song become increasingly more relevant as i get older i guess someone did tell us life was gonna be this way

too-old-for-this-ship: camilamcrrone: Oh. Right. I need to talk. I need to talk. fyeahharrylouis: #THIS GETS ME FEELING A TYPE OF WAY #HE LITERALLY GIVES THE GROUP LIFE #BECAUSE OF LOUIS WE SEE ZAYN WITH A BEST FRIEND. WITH SOMEONE WHO IS THERE TO SHARE

If someone told me I either live a long,happy life OR see a Jack's Mannequin concert front row and get stabbed to death after, I think I'd have to go to the concert

hiddensky: Let me tell you, it is important to have fun in life, of course. But when you’re out there partying, horsing around, someone out there at the same time is working hard. Someone is getting smarter and someone is winning. Just remember that.

drakebarmitzvah: *gets up before noon* man i really have my shit together today i am so ready for life someone fight me i feel pure

drakebarmitzvah: *gets up before noon* man i really have my shit together today i am so ready for life someone fight me i feel pure

marissamayxo: If a month ago someone would have told me my life would get this messed up in such a short period of time I would have laughed & said that’ll never happen. Between finding out that you will no longer have a job with a months notice,

chauvinistsushi: nondeducible: rickman was someone I often thought of when I felt like I was getting nowhere with my life because I remembered he didn’t get his acting break until he was 41 and it made me think it’s ok if you not successful from

isaidnopeeking: My Dad actually gave me a piece of advice that has seen me very well in my life: “Whenever you meet someone, make sure you get your hand out first to shake theirs.”

drakebarmitzvah:*gets up before noon* man i really have my shit together today i am so ready for life someone fight me i feel pure

keetme234: There’s just something so fucking hot about watching a black woman handle multiple white dicks, gets me off every time. I’m a jealous motherfucker so I don’t think I’d handle it all that well with my special someone in real life…

irishsaints: haimynameissawyer: DAD WITH TATS TELL ME AGAIN HOW TATTOOS WON’T GET YOU ANYWHERE IN LIFE. ALL OF THESE GUYS FOUND SOMEONE WHO LOVES THEM ENOUGH TO WANT TO CREATE A NEW LIFE WITH THEM.

drakebarmitzvah: *gets up before noon* man i really have my shit together today i am so ready for life someone fight me i feel pure

drakebarmitzvah: *gets up before noon* man i really have my shit together today i am so ready for life someone fight me i feel pure

drakebarmitzvah: *gets up before noon* man i really have my shit together today i am so ready for life someone fight me i feel pure

mistress-jenna-k: I’ve been thinking about this a lot and I genuinely want to end someone’s sex life. The idea of them never getting laid again for the rest of their life turns me on so much.

memeufacturing: aphprussia: It looks like a teddy bear come to life someone please tell me where i can get this kind of pup! what breed(s) ? looks like an amazing dog and i need it in my life

Frankly. I need someone in my life who trust me and my intentions enough to great her when she comes home, to help her reach her goals and support her in every step needed to get there. Someone who support me in my struggles. I know it’s to much

i’ve been without partner whatsoever my whole life, and i just want someone already to like.. be honest with? bc i know exactly what i need and want and i’m not getting it!! :( just need someone to like… take it out of me. idk what

I have like 4 days of holidays left. I want someone to come do this with me Get a random bus into the countryside Camp with me in a field Get insanely drunk every hour of every day Bitch about life Rave with me in a two man tent in the middle of nowhere

drakebarmitzvah:*gets up before noon* man i really have my shit together today i am so ready for life someone fight me i feel pure

mistress-jenna-k: I’ve been thinking about this a lot and I genuinely want to end someone’s sex life. The idea of them never getting laid again for the rest of their life turns me on so much.

mistress-jenna-k: I’ve been thinking about this a lot and I genuinely want to end someone’s sex life. The idea of them never getting laid again for the rest of their life turns me on so much.

drakebarmitzvah: *gets up before noon* man i really have my shit together today i am so ready for life someone fight me i feel pure

thehopefulquotes: “If you can love someone with your whole heart, even one person, then there’s salvation in life. Even if you can’t get together with that person.” — Haruki Murakami, 1Q84 (via perfeqt)

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