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get a load of this fruiity bastard. aria drew a pic w/ sol and painted nails like these and i had to gomen
what even is the joke here.
despite having the worst pokemon they are all op
sollux is never coming back
solluxisms: mcnerds: bright-coat-and-bravado: grawly: what the fuck. what the fuck how. how the hell. “how the hell” is the fact that flight paths are ENTIRELY PRE-PROGRAMMED AND SCHEDULED. This is trivial. “Technology has gotten so precise
sollux: when you cant tell if you have a crush on someone or just really like them a lot platonically
sollux: that one shirt that makes your boobs look fucking great
sollux: DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN
sollux: the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not
sollux: SCHOOL TOMORROW
sollux: u saying my apology was empty u shitty fuck
sollux: caligulasreign: araec: vollig-losgelost: swarmofbees-official: araec: you can adopt a bee hive like how people adopt a tiger and receive bee goodies like honey and seasonal updates on how your bees are doing friend could you send us a
sollux—–captor: What happened to Steven Universe Its on hiatus due to CN’s schedule overhaul. It does not have an official return air date yet but word is it’ll be back in August and will be airing on Thursdays.
sollux—–captor: I was researching “Coach Steven” and I noticed that in the scene when Sugilites glasses get knocked off, the pupils of the outermost eyes are kind of pale, almost like a blind persons eyes, while the other pupils are black.
sollux: MAN DO U EVER START FOLLOWING SOMEONE AND THEN EVENTUALLY THEY POST A PICTURE OF THEMSELVES AND UR LIKE??????? U DIDNT TELL ME U WERE ATTRACTIVE,
sollux: the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not I’m naked
sollux: sometimes you can just tell who an anon is
sollux: wanting to be friends with someone but ur 99% sure they dont like you
sollux: livin on a prayer
sollux: THIS FREAKING MOLTRES JUST SAID NYEH
sollux: canadians that dont live in ontario quebec or british columbia dont actually exist
sollux-tho: weenerd: kingeren: smartest-of-asses: cutetoad: pubic hair lightener and dye exists if you were wondering I sure wasn’t. So your pubes can be a main anime character too now the carpet can match the drapes Don’t be acting like
sollux: stumblinglove: sollux: I was feelin ok until I realized what tomorrow is Another day without him i was just gonna say monday but ok
sollux-ampora: sollux-ampora: what if instead of text posts i just keysmashed and let my phone autocorrect it Gucci semicircle tuna tuna tuna tuna ye yes Gucci Longboarding
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