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So Dunbar says you can only effectively be friends with 150 people. So that being said I will follow 150 people only. So please make your IG entertaining. My first follow will be my good friend @christy_bernadette a real one from day one. Not only beauti
salientdisorder: Daddy says he will get me a riding crop if I’m good! I really need to make better use of the Crop I bought for Kitten. Its so much fun!
You never expected to see your wife leave the party with another man, nor that when you followed them you’d hear her say, “you’ve made me so wet, fuck me right here,” and much less that you wouldn’t dare to interrupt them.
valentine-mod: Well…I was asking U.G. TO play G-mod later when I might be able to get it and i added him on steam and skype an talked to him and he brought up the games things….and…..If you look close it says “You Fucker”…..That’s what
someheavylies: i’ve heard some heavy lies, so say you’re true
we’re experiencing major fuck up tonight so if you’ve downloaded the itou hachi 1 shot pg 12 was wrong and the new download link is here also the link to the original post has been fixed as well i blame oneesama
Saying “You’ve been lying in the bed for seven hours, so how can you be tired?” to an insomniac is like saying “You’ve been sitting in front of a full plate, so how can you be malnourished?” to someone who has an eating disorder.Saying “You
I just wanted to say a really huge thank you to everyone that follows me, especially to people who send me sweet messages and asks or put fun/cute tags and comments when they reblog my work. You guys make my day whenever I find a nice message or comment
mushroomstairs:making things is so cool!!
you’re lying if you say you’ve never recorded yourself singing because you were sure you had talent and were so deeply disappointed that you just deleted the recording and pretended it never happened
stuffedcow: Im 197 and officially chubby now i guess! Or am i a fat cow by now? I’d say you are a decently stuffed cow :3 x3
kemonodad: kemonodad: How To Furry: Hewwo guys!!! Furry culture is wanting 20 werewolf dicks And saying you love big furry men!!! Haha follow me for more relatable furry j okw s ! Ha ha ah !!! Lets talk about werewolves more till its an overused
So in the end I’ll be what I will be No loyal friend Was ever there for meNow we say goodbyeWe say you didn’t try These tears you cryHave come too lateTake back the liesThe hurt, the blameAnd you will weepWhen you face the end aloneYou are lost,
“So, Daddy,” Beth said as she reclined on my couch wearing a very sexy pair of bra and panties and nothing else, “Ben says you’re getting pretty horny since Mom died but don’t want to have to go back on the dating scene. So why don’t you just
fifesauce: When I meet Ashton, I’m going to look him dead in the eyes and say “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours” and as he gets flustered and confused I pull up my shirt up a little bit to reveal the scar from getting my appendix out,
perfectfigure: PHOTO SUBMISSION EVALUATION JUDGMENT: UNWORTHY Blktights (Submitter): She wins. My Response: So says you. Sigh…one step forward, one step back. Did you honestly think I would deem this bow-legged amazon with the dead-soul eyes
uninhibit: Say you’ll never let me go.
official-spec: I say you kill your heroes and fly, fly, baby don’t cry.No need to worry cause, everybody will die.
this-puppy-flies: pinchtheprincess: this-puppy-flies: #Things Rose says about Tentoo when she’s drunk based on (x) # fanart # i am dying # cause she sooooo would # and then she would cry about his perfect hair # and his beautiful sideburns
:so what, you want me to be mean to you? to grab your chin and call you a pretty slut? is that what you need baby? because i can give that to you, if that’s what you wish. all you have to do is say please
so Pandora and Schrödinger get on a plane, but the airline mixes up their luggage both were very surprised later
so, like, as a general rule I call everyone by their username, even folks I’ve known a long time, unless you’ve specifically introduced yourself to me by another name or you have something like “You can call me [NAME]” on your
You know what “Say Uncle” kind of reminded me of? Darin Morgan’s episodes of the X-Files, particularly “War of the Coprophages” and “Jose Chung’s From Outer Space”. The X-Files, though having plenty of humorous elements, pretty much
thisdaysux: You actually don’t even have to introduce yourself if you don’t want to, i don’t need an a/s/l, we don’t have to do the “hey whats up” “not much you?” thing, you can just say “so at school yesterday this idiot said…”
Practice Safe Sex. Tie your partner down to the bed so they don't fall off.
So the other day I was having an argument with a friend and so I jokingly said to him “YOU WANNA FIGHT,” and he said “YOU WANNA SCRAP,” and I just. “Destroy me wth your power.”
So today i hit 50 followers on this blog :D holy crap holy crap!! i’ve only had this blog for about a week or so, so I just wanna say thank you so much for following me! I love all of you guys so much and hope you’re all having a good day!!
black-to-the-bones: Her name is Ifeoma White-Thorpe. DON’T CALL HER NEW JERSEY TEEN. How hard is it to say her name? I don’t be clicking them links anyway, so you might as well say her name. If I am intrigued enough to wanna know more Ima
protectpapyrus: Im glad you liked it! <3(Also gaster is saying “Hehe! You’re welcome” )THIS IS SO CUTE UR ART IS SO CUTE WTF
dogsinspirerabbits: ghostguest: rj4gui4r: Be careful what you say and to whom you say it. My family needs to see this. this actually made me cry, this is so true and it’s so upsetting
thunderswarehouse: leotheleprachaun: makingfunofthestarks: On a scale of Katniss Everdeen to Ned Stark, how much would you say you trust the government? Dale Gribble r-f-deangelis
What did you guys say? You wanted more selfies? Ohhhhh ok! On it ;)
ixel216: note-a-bear: vardaesque: christareiss: callingoutbigotry: femmeempathmagus: kinkykinkshamer: kafkarockopera: intrenetdad: damseling: yunglettucelord: damseling: TRIGGER WARNING: RAPE The asshole holding the sign that says You Deserve
liberalsarecool:Not having to work to get medicine that keeps you alive should be non-partisan. #insulinRepublicans say, “fcuk you. Work forever so we can give money [as tax cuts] to the wealthy.”
You would be able to understand they say. It’s not so difficult they say. Japanese casual food restaurant usually have English menu they say.
Fuck anybody that says dark skinned girls can’t wear red lipstick.
w0rld-behind-my-walll: if tom hanks doesn’t say tom thanks, he’s missing a big opportunity
saying i’m better than you because my skin is lighter is literally just like saying “i’m better than you because my barbie doll is prettier.” it’s a fucking child’s mentality. @all racists: grow up.
You have been in my dreams lately.You always are.I cannot get you out of my fucking head. I miss you so fucking much. But, I can’t talk to you.I wouldn’t know what to say. I fucked up everything.I’m so lonely without you. I need you.I
If you are happy say meow (m e o w), If you are happy say meow (m e o w), If all of you are happy and want to show everybody, If all of you are happy say meow (m e o w).
“So you’d never have a one night stand?” “Do you think your religion played a part in deciding it?” “So what you’re saying is you’re neither a boy or a girl?” “But you have to know that feeling when you see a really cute guy and just
guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuystwo things to say: first I will be playing league but only like people vs robots so if you see a lilbetta on there thats me!! second I am now officially a verified mfc cam girl woooo (dont know when/if I will go on but exciting!)
also im super interested in accents and I looove hearing them so if you are lovely you should go here and say something and then send it to me!!! I will be your best friend forever
ANON SAYING THEY SAW ME, IT 99% WAS ME!!!! I WAS THERE LOL COME OFF ANON
Tumblr people say facebook people are stupid, but--
senorpond: when you wake up angry in the morning and somebody says “you must have got up out of the wrong side of the bed” excuse me my bed is up against the wall it isn’t my fault that i can only get out one side you motherfucker
so I just sent this via fb to someone I have a suppaah crush on “hey man if you’re ever in the nova/dc area, you should hit me up and we should hang out or something” ps they live 5evah away (aka like 3 hours)
plantbased-princess: ana-sthetic: “Don’t say you hate your fam-” No. “Omg you should love your fami-” No. “Be grateful they’re your famil-” No. If you have been bullied, hit, teased, put down, hurt, lied to, or
when your military husband says you’d make a good drill sergeant ~whip crack~
You wanted me to do this to you.Say whatever you like. You’re staying locked until you are truly convinced you asked to be locked so long.You wanted me to do this to you.
hanasaku-shijin replied to your post:hanasaku-shijin replied to your photo:The training…SHE’S FIF-FUCKING-TEENI got my abs at 15, and She’s training to fight monsters so I’m P SURE SHE COULD GRATE CHEESE ON DEM ABS
rainbowluver96: Happy birthday to dis bitch @jen-iii ❤️ #myfusionpartner #sugilite I’ve known you forever now girl 5 going on 6 years AINT THAT CRAY? Anyways love you girl and I have your gift for you but you never say when ur home lol so 💋
chiyakocolors: “Does the accused have anything to say for themselves?” “Oops..?” ———- For @drawbauchery ! And their terribly horrible OC 8XA. Just an idea of what 8XA did in order to get all those restraining orders. Hope you like it!
So, a friend of mine is really into your art (like super freaking obsessed with your blog, it’s kinda disconcerting sometimes), but she says she sucks with art. So, she asked me if I could draw some monochrome for her and I figured that it couldn’t
So yesterday white guy came out of nowhere sending me this meme saying “you when I asked you what we are”& that shit was so random that it pissed me off so all I said was “don’t disrespect me, I don’t think it’s funny” Obvi I get left
You try to help, people attack you. You don’t try to help, people attack you. You say something, people attack you. You say nothing, people attack you.Can no one one the internet be kind to other people? Even when you disagree with an opinion, you can
So many cis gendered straight males seem to have such a fragile idea of sexual attraction–you think I’m attractive until you find out I don’t shave. Then it’s, “Oh, you’d be hot if you shaved,” or “I’d fuck you if you shaved.” Yeah?