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philosophersscone: #I just want to say thank you so much #not only to God but to Jesus
zehypocriticaloath: thelittleredspy: ((jesus fucking christ I CAN’T… Aldous is the reason Alli fears Nutella I CAN’T NOT REBLOG)) /creys so hard *STARING AT THIS* Now that’s a little prick I wouldn’t mind.
horny-little-sister: Jesus bro not so rough. I know this was my payment for you driving me round, but I’m not unwilling.
rincrocker: this is so fucking useful wHY IS IT NOT GOING FULL BLAS EVERY WHERE JESUS CHIRST
Isis is not so much “inspirational” as she is “crazy bag lady praying to jesus outside of walmart”.
hayesgrierismybae: iconicmendes: thatdallasboytho: SpiderCam, SpiderCam, does whatever a SpiderCam does Can he swing from a web? Probably not, so call 9-1-FUCKING-1 Look out, it’s the SpiderCam… Jesus fucking christ Omfg reblogging for that A
coldnoodles: cr: deselim
taratheslut: dumbandpretty: Jesus, she has no gag reflex. I am so jealous! Here’s the secret, ladies: She does have a gag reflex. So do I. She has learned to ignore it. To have her mind scream that she wants to gag, and not to. To trust that “my
iwishihadafather: BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM I REPEAT BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM HE IS BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM THIS IS A CVS NOT A BEACH NOT YOUR HOUSE PEOPLE HAVE PISSED ON THIS FLOOR AND JESUS HAS DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND NOT SO YOU CAN BE BAREFOOT IN
last-heroine: ‘Ok no kiss, whatever douche, not like I care, but what do you think of my new sneakers? The blood orange colour is so-’ ‘Blood orange!? Jesus Jean you’re so pretentious.’
santadeanwinchester: thetricksterwhostolechristmas: santadeanwinchester: why are replies so complicated now Jesus I do not know, my child. But when you find out, tell me. I will, accurately depicted Jesus.
zerotide: mellow-egalitarian: poppypicklesticks: female-anti-feminist:averagemastermind:(This all took place over about 5 minutes)May I present to you: a rare sighting of a Straight White GIRL Texting. Jesus. not so rare ouch! She tried so hard,
rottenmeats: catbountry: loryshouldgetoff: WE’LL PUT DOGS INTO THE STORY OF JESUS SO WE CAN TRICK KIDS INTO WATCHING. HOPEFULLY THEY FOCUS ON JESUS AND NOT HOW CUTE THE DOGS ARE. Edit: No wonder that Lucas has been in shit. Can’t voice act for
datte-before-dawn:hoofsie:Lyra likes having her hooves held, so why don’t you?Agh, jesus christ, I’m gonna be sick. Definitely do NOT follow this new blog that’s completely dedicated to pseudo-lewd hoof holding that was totally NOT made by me. That’d
mykittyisbeautiful: karensbabe: roevwade: “Why is my language not clear to you? Because you are unable to hear what I say.” -John 8:43 wait did Jesus just say the equivalent of did I stutter Jesus is so sassy
mrs-jesus: minim-calibre: queenofzan: heatherbat: still-not-your-division: Supernatural Human!Impala - astrongcupoftea oh my GOD. PERFECT HUMAN IMPALA DAMN. Dean should be so lucky. This is so fucking awesome! She looks amazing.
mangrey: queennubian: santadeanwinchester: thetricksterwhostolechristmas: santadeanwinchester: why are replies so complicated now Jesus I do not know, my child. But when you find out, tell me. I will, accurately depicted Jesus. bless it! Black
iwishihadafather: BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM I REPEAT BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM HE IS BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM THIS IS A CVS NOT A BEACH NOT YOUR HOUSE PEOPLE HAVE PISSED ON THIS FLOOR AND JESUS HAS DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND NOT SO YOU CAN BE BAREFOOT IN THIS
last-heroine: daddyschlongleg: ‘Ok no kiss, whatever douche, not like I care, but what do you think of my new sneakers? The blood orange colour is so-’ 'Blood orange!? Jesus Jean you’re so pretentious.’ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
churchofthedivineorgasm: lustyzarina: sweetpeeslut: not-your-slutt: welshknot: Damn. Love small dogs with big cocks Damn Jesus, I did not expect his cock to be that hot! So getting a dog when I get my own place! Small dogs…who knew?
vaginal-kimchi: t-jumblr: knottedodyssey: I WAS JUST CLEANING OUT MY BIBLE AND I FOUND THE MOST HILARIOUSLY PETULANT PARABLE jesus is PISSED it’s not FIG SEASON he’s PREPARING TO DIE so he curses a fucking tree. you child. Go home Jesus. You’re
juicyj-caint: I have a folder on my computer called “me pix”and its literally hundreds (if not over a thousand) selfies from the past 6 years or so.Jesus Christ I have a problem Pics of you are NOT a problem…
mykittyisbeautiful: karensbabe: “Why is my language not clear to you? Because you are unable to hear what I say.” -John 8:43 wait did Jesus just say the equivalent of did I stutter Jesus is so sassy
joints-n-jesus: So I had this talk about y’all with my father last night…he’s not to happy with you buzzkillers out there.. - Jesus
hypersexualsportswear: paularekiyah: cpthadon: angelinaholie: paularekiyah: My reaction if rihanna was doing my makeup. me doing jesus’ makeup trying to convince him not to send me to hell So Rihanna just out here making Jesus Christ look like
black-nata: i would like to thank not only god but also jesus for tom’s decision to not wear underpants beneath his pajama bottoms so we could all marvel at the sight of his dick doing the helicopter as he dances
thalamtnafsee: #i want to thank not only god but jesus for this female character so many guys do not understand this
homojabi:I just saw someone refer to Muslim-majority countries/Muslims as “Jesus-deprived” so I’d just like to remind everyone that Jesus is a prophet in Islam and just because we don’t worship him doesn’t mean he’s not important and significant
perfectlynaturaldesires:what am I doing… he’s my brother. I shouldn’t have let him do this - he is going to be intolerable…well, that feels pretty good, this is not so bad…. Oh jesus he is hard, jesus, that felt good! That is coming from him?
god this not-having-sex-with-whoever-i-want thing that i’m doing because i’m trying to hold back and only have sex with people i could potentially be in a relationship with is SO DIFFICULT I AM SO FRUSTRATED I NEED TO HAVE SEX JESUS CHRIST
jpro0298: johnniewaswolf: Jesus Christ I need a massage so badly. My legs are just one giant knot. They hurt so much. :( Can I rub them Unless you’re a licensed massage therapist? Absolutely not.
jpro0298: johnniewaswolf: jpro0298: johnniewaswolf: Jesus Christ I need a massage so badly. My legs are just one giant knot. They hurt so much. :( Can I rub them Unless you’re a licensed massage therapist? Absolutely not. Yah, sure I’m licensed
paularekiyah: cpthadon: angelinaholie: paularekiyah: My reaction if rihanna was doing my makeup. me doing jesus’ makeup trying to convince him not to send me to hell So Rihanna just out here making Jesus Christ look like a bad bitch I’m cryinnnnnn
c4rrion: my-apoligies: c4rrion: so sick of 16 year olds on this site getting naked/semi naked for followers, jesus bet your parents are so proud tbh I’m not complaining that’s because you’re 15
snow-white-and-little-red: Jen god damnit stop being so Fucking good at Yang jesus Nuuuu I’m not like Yannnggggggg I’m literally doing stuff I would do in Yangs place, that’s seriously how I talk ughghg im not canon
zerotide:mellow-egalitarian: poppypicklesticks: female-anti-feminist:averagemastermind:(This all took place over about 5 minutes)May I present to you: a rare sighting of a Straight White GIRL Texting. Jesus. not so rare ouch! She tried so hard,
